Postgame Show: Joker of the Day (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Stugotz 0:00
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Dan Le Batard 1:57
Going to get to the polls here with Juju. Going to get to Joker of the Day. Juju is very happy because the bills look overwhelming. Even when they're bad, they score 30 points a game. But do you have anything, anything in the way of constructive criticism or any critique or reaction to anything said by anyone here today, Juju? Who said objectionable things today? Anybody?
Juju Gotti 2:23
You know what? I realized something very vital while watching the show today that I didn't think I would realize. And it's like seeing Santa Claus eat your cookies and then take off his beard. I realized today that some of you guys up there don't know ball, man. I'm watching. I'm listening. Zazz, no punching the football out. They're wearing pads and helmets, bro. Grow up. This is not debatable. They're running. They're dying on the field, launching each other at each other from 5, 10 yards. What do you got to say, bro? I see you.
Stugotz 3:01
Sometimes they miss the football, though, and then they're just punching dudes in the chest. It's crazy.
Juju Gotti 3:07
Oh, no. Oh. Punch the guy in the chest with his pads on. No, you're going to hurt the pads. Also, Dan and Zaz, I'm sorry. I don't want to hear you guys say Chiefs never again. I don't want to hear the word Chuh come out of your mouth.
Unknown 3:28
Oh, no, you're not going to take that Ravens defense. Nance can't name the players, and you guys are going to tell me that means? Oh, he's already coming out of his defense. Ravens might stink.
Chris Cody 3:36
You know what else happened other than the Ravens? Xavier Worthy came back.
Unknown 3:39
The Ravens defense does stink.
Chris Cody 3:40
Patrick Mahomes said, and I quote, he opens up a lot for us. Not just going down the field, but he opens it up for the rest of the guys. Patrick Mahomes knows a little bit more about the Chiefs offense than anybody else.
Dan Le Batard 3:54
You guys are going to be right after they did that to a team that Nance can't name their players.
Chris Cody 4:00
I loved it. Smile from ear to ear. First game back, 37 points. How you love that?

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