Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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Why is the team feeling sluggish today?
There are a lot of people in here right now who have had a lot of food. I feel like the other room smells like Super Bowl leftovers. I could not believe the amount that Jessica ate today. It felt like you were shoveling with your hand. It was alarming, but also it seems like it was invigorating. You seem like you're filled with nutrients right now.
So homemade granola, really a game changer. You melt some brown sugar with some maple syrup and like an olive oil. And then you sprinkle on the oats and some nuts and some coconuts and some dried fruit and you warm it up in the oven. Oh, delicious.
Surprising thing to see you eat so vigorously with your hands the whole time. I would have thought you would have grabbed a utensil at some point.
No, that's ridiculous.
Right. Okay. Juju, thank you for being on with us here. Can I get some more information on the dog in the back, please? Because it's been here with us today. It is not Willow, and it's got a lot less personality than Willow. It's a compliment to your dog. She's sedentary, this one. She doesn't move around a whole lot. Is she old?
She's so cute. She's baby. She's like nine-ish. She's a rescue. We have matching hair.
Okay. So why is she here today? What is the back story? Okay. Juju, thank you. The best shows always have a lot of good polls in them. I hope that you have some good polls for us today. But what kind of criticism? How do you feel in general today? You followed the season very closely. You're a Bills fan. You saw that the Bills barely beat the – couldn't win against the Chiefs, and then the Chiefs get dragged. Do you think it would have been any different if Buffalo had been in that game?
How does JuJu Gotti feel about his Eagles and Bills fandom?
Not at all. Buffalo lost, you feel me? And I don't have to keep reminding you, Darius Slay is my third cousin, so I'm naturally an Eagles fan as well, as well as Leotis McKelvin. The only guy to ever make it from my city was an Eagle and a Bill. That's how I became a Bills and Eagles fan, you dig me? So it's pretty awesome. The Bills got to do their work, you know what I mean? There's no excuses for them. They got to get the job done, and they did not.
All right, so hold on a second, though. Billy, are you allowing this equal fandom of both fan bases, or does Juju have to cheer in a way that's different than the way that he's cheering? I've always thought that Juju liked Buffalo more than Philadelphia, even with the family allegiances. Do I have this wrong?
No, I knew that he was an Eagles fan, too. Because there's been times they've played against each other. He hasn't wanted to pick either team. I'm not the commissioner of fandom. No, but it's totally equal.
Whatever makes Juju happy. Yes, of course. But you're not the commissioner of fandom. But, Juju, you would allege that your allegiance to both of these teams is 100% equal?
Yes, sir. Absolutely. I have a half and half jersey like Dana Jacobson that wears that she got criticized for. And every time I wear that jersey, I get chastised from Bills fans and Eagles fans. So it's not it's not fun. But, hey, here we are.
Like Donna Kelsey. I mean. Juju, what cousin? He's your first cousin, second cousin, third cousin, Darius Slay? Darius Slay, my third cousin. That's ridiculous, Juju. I've got to be honest with you. He's a third cousin. He's not a first cousin. I mean, you should root for the Bills. What? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. They're your cousins, though.
No, what do you mean? What do you mean, yes, sir, Juju? All I said was that's ridiculous. No, third cousin. What is the difference here? What are you doing in the rankings of cousins? Where are you putting this line? A first cousin, yes, but in your personal record books.
So I'm saying, like, third cousin, he should probably go with the team that he's been rooting for his entire life. But it is big play slay. And so maybe that takes a third cousin down to a second cousin.
You see, this is part of the problem. And then if it's Jalen Hurts, then it makes it a first cousin, correct? If it's Saquon Barkley, then he's your brother.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
Why is the team feeling sluggish today?
0:12–1:51
2
How does JuJu Gotti feel about his Eagles and Bills fandom?
1:51–3:53
3
What are the highlights from today's polls?
3:53–5:55
4
Is it acceptable to mix ice cream and chicken wings?
5:55–7:51
5
Can Alex Smith win a Super Bowl for the Chiefs?
7:51–16:01
Speakers
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