Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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What is the introduction to the podcast?

Theresa 0:01
You're listening to Giraffe Kings Network. Wir sind Theresa und Nemo und deshalb sind wir zu Shopify gewechselt.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 0:15
Die Plattform, die wir vor Shopify verwendet haben, hat regelmäßig Updates gebraucht, die teilweise dazu geführt haben, dass der Shop nicht funktioniert hat.
Theresa 0:23
Endlich macht unser Nemo Boards Shop dadurch auch auf den Mobilgeräten eine gute Figur. Und die Illustrationen auf den Boards kommen jetzt viel, viel klarer rüber, was uns ja auch wichtig ist und was unsere Marke auch ausmacht.

Who are the fan favorites discussed in this episode?

Dan Le Batard 0:43
As our ombudsman, Juju, you're always checking in with the audience and you know what they're saying during the show. I have not had access to that recently, but just the way the show felt today, I would imagine that Andrew Hawkins is becoming more and more of a fan favorite around here. I would just imagine that people seem to like him.
Juju Gotti 1:02
Absolut. Ich bin froh, wieder hier zu sein. Aber die Leute lieben auch PK Subban. Er hat es heute stark gekauft. Die Publikation hat gefordert, dass wir einen Top-100-Handsomer-Brother-List von PK Subban brauchen. Ich muss jeden Tag mit ihm einsteigen.
Stu Gatz 1:20
Wie viele Subbanen werden auf dieser Liste sein? You know what? Let's please... Over under 17 and a half Subans.
Dan Le Batard 1:27
I want to make this a segment with PK Suban, where we check in with him daily for as long as we can get daily handsome brothers.
Stu Gatz 1:35
If he leaves Keenan off the top 100, I got issues, because that's where the whole thing started.
Juju Gotti 1:40
Hell yeah, man. Speaking of Kenan, I also like to, I agree with y'all that the Saturday Night Live hasn't been what it used to be these days, you dig it? But it did inspire me to make my own top five segments from Saturday Night Live.

What are JuJu Gotti's top 5 SNL sketches?

Dan Le Batard 1:55
Holy shit, has there ever been a Juju top five, an inspired, have we ever, is this the historic first top five Juju list that we've had around here? I think it is, sir. Alright, so it's skits, it's SNL skits of all time?
Juju Gotti 2:10
Yes, sir. SNL Skits of all time.
Dan Le Batard 2:12
Alright, any OLI or are we going right to it?
Juju Gotti 2:15
Yeah, OLI, the NPR, Sweaty Balls. Yes, sir. I love those sisters. Also, OLI, Debbie Downer. I love her. Nummer 5, Celebrity Jeopardy, no matter who's up there. Number 4, The Roxberries, Will Ferrell. Oh, you're going old school, you're going old school. Where else do you go with that show? Yes, sir. Number 3, I like the, what's up with that, with Kenan.
Stu Gatz 2:52
There you go. Something newer. That's from the last 10 years there, Stu. It's still going on.
Juju Gotti 2:57
If Juju says so. Also, für irgendeine Art und Weise ist es immer meine Fantasie, die Kalifornierinnen.

What are the humorous highlights and discussions with JuJu Gotti?

Dan Le Batard 3:06
Ja, das ist Valerie. Valerie liebt die Kalifornierinnen. Es ist ungewöhnlich dumm.
Juju Gotti 3:11
Und Top 1, Nummer 1, keine Fragen zu stellen, mehr Cowbell. Das ist eine gute Liste.
Stu Gatz 3:18
Es tut mir leid, das zu sagen, aber jedes Mal, wenn Fred Armisen sich umdreht, finde ich es lustig.
Nemo 3:24
Was ist die Familie, in der sie sich viel zu oft küssen?
Stu Gatz 3:28
War Fred Armisen im Umdrehen?
Nemo 3:30
Ja.
Stu Gatz 3:30
Ich glaube, er ist es. Dann war es lustig. Salute to Portlandia as well. Oh, I love Portlandia. He was cross-dressing in that one. Funny.
Dan Le Batard 3:40
Did you guys like Immigrant Dads that they did the other day with Chappelle? Anyone saw that? Nope? Okay, moving on.
Stu Gatz 3:48
I didn't watch the Chappelle thing. And honestly, Chappelle, you might be to blame for all of this. For all of it. I got an eye on you.
Dan Le Batard 3:56
I got an eye on you.
Stu Gatz 3:58
Given what the election kind of centered around, I got an eye on you, pal.
Dan Le Batard 4:02
Oh, pal. Another pal. Our second pal of the week.
Stu Gatz 4:08
I bet you he's gonna have his regrets about that. Maybe I should have done two specials on it. The third special is probably too much and I made this a whole national discourse when it became an outsized thing. I was warning y'all.
Juju Gotti 4:21
Also, Mike, I've done a lot of research, I've crunched a lot of numbers from yesterday. Asswipe is an onomatopoeia, just for your records.
Dan Le Batard 4:29
Wow! I can't believe that Greg Cody didn't remember and doesn't remember that when he sits in a chair with a groan, he says, Asswipe! He doesn't say it, it's just the sound that comes out. No, he does say it. He clearly pronounces, Asswipe! My ass doesn't make that noise.

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