Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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What happened to Greg Cote and his belly button?
You're listening to DraftKings Network. Cody had to leave for belly button surgery, Juju. Yes, sir. Rest in peace, the belly button. Right? It had a good run.
An epic run. I don't think we did anything better on Freedom than that interview in that wood panel.
You could have done something better. You just didn't want to do it. The Tony reveal.
Yeah, we could have done that. Just, you know, whatever. We could have revealed Tony and we could have... You chose not to do it. There was a feather boa at 4 a.m. Juju, let's go through some polls. What else do you have from today's show that you found interesting, insightful, or worthy of audience criticism?
Why are some sports trophies considered 'made-up'?
yeah dan i think you are a little bit wrong when it comes to the importance of the the hockey tournament the four nations tournament the uh the mls cup whatever that messi just won i think that we give it a bad name and we we piled on a little bit too much you feel me because like At some point, everything was just made up. You dig it?
What is JuJu Gotti's critique on modern sports tournaments?
Some of these things were made up hundreds of years ago, so we consider them normal now. But at some point, the Dan Lebitard show was a made-up thing. But 20 years later, we're doing the oral history of its importance. You feel me? I feel like just because we're living in the times of the day and age of the thing being made up, that doesn't mean we should scoff at the significance of that thing. You dig it? I think instead of scoffing at the creators of shit like the in-season tournament and the MLS Cups or whatever, we should just salute them folks for daring to create because they're the real innovators, you dig? So we should stop chastising and get our ass out here and create something ourselves, you dig?
Fair enough. I am more, it sounds like, than a little bit wrong, except for the NBA Cup. That's where I draw the line. What are you doing? The NBA Cup is a made-up thing and it's going to stay a made-up thing.
The Emirates Cup. No? That's right, Billy.
The Emirates. How about the NBA All-Star game? That's a made-up thing now, right?
How can the NBA All-Star Game be improved?
I mean, yes. They're trying their hardest. And I think I found a way to fix the NBA All-Star game. So we take it back the old school way. East versus West. You feel me? But the East are playing for the Children's Hospital. And the West are playing for St. Jude's Hospital. And now... Courtside at the All-Star game, we sit St. Jude's children, the children who are able, strong enough to get there, and the Children's Hospital people on courtside. Now, jump ball, Shay Gilders-Alexander. You see little bruh sitting here with the breathing apparatus. We finna play hard.
Gotta have those kids courtside. Of course not. Juju, I have an idea. So what if one is playing for the children's hospital and one is playing for the old people hospital? No, people don't care about old people. What about animals? Who do we want to save more, kids or old people? And they're all there with the breathing apparatuses. LeBron's playing for Leon Medical Center.
What humorous ideas are suggested for sports tournaments?
Doesn't everyone vote young there? What about animals? Not everyone. Animals or young kids? How about that?
Either way, put them courtside.
I mean, the animals with breathing apparatuses.
A bunch of puppies that need homes.
What are we doing? What are we doing?
Saving the basketball. Think about that courtside around the court.
Yes, that's an excellent way to fix it. There's a little kitty that needs a home. Sad old people after the game. Sad young people. Sad animals. Just somebody sad because they lost the game.
And then the MVP of the winning team gets to pull the plug. Okay. Whoa. What are you doing there? Metaphorically.
Billy.
Not literally.
Have a DNR, Dan. It's okay.
Billy. Why did you do that, Billy? It was unnecessary. We were doing fine with just the breathing apparatus. We got excited.
All right. I think Chris Cody asked a question earlier. What is the Cadillac of cars these days? And I think it's the Honda Accord. Never go wrong with the Honda Accord.
Put it on the poll, Juju, after you're done with this. Can you ever go wrong with the Honda Accord? I don't think the Honda Accord is now the Cadillac of Cadillacs.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What happened to Greg Cote and his belly button?
0:01–0:52
2
Why are some sports trophies considered 'made-up'?
0:52–1:15
3
What is JuJu Gotti's critique on modern sports tournaments?
1:15–2:17
4
How can the NBA All-Star Game be improved?
2:17–3:12
5
What humorous ideas are suggested for sports tournaments?
3:12–8:17
Speakers
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