Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)

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What is Thursday Thunder?

Dan Le Batard 0:09
All right, it's time for Thursday Thunder presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Juju.

Who are JuJu Gotti's March Madness picks?

Juju Gotti 0:16
Thursday Thunder is among us yet again. Last week, of course, two out of three, same bat story, same bat channel. But this week, March Madness is on the rise. And I'm going to start with the first leg with my brother, the SEC champion, the All-American, the girl dad, Walter Clayton Jr. for over 15 points tonight. It's a big game and he gonna need them. Them stars gonna have to come out and shine. And he's the brightest star they got. So lock my brother in right now. You dig me? Leg two. I'm going with my dog, Trayvon Brazil. Calipari and them boys. You feel me? Another big game. Trayvon will dunk on you right where you stand. I hope you know that. But ladies, gentlemen, I hope you know Trayvon will dunk on you right where he stands. But I'm going with his rebounds tonight.
Juju Gotti 1:18
Seven rebounds, of course, for my dog tonight. Amin, I saw you with your hand. What you got for me, bro?
Dan Le Batard 1:26
Amin is trying to fix my headset because I could barely hear you, Juju. And I'm also just fixated on your gear. I don't know how you got that. Everyone is trying to get the gear you're presently wearing. I'm sure they can find the sound of David Sampson saying tetas as awkwardly as David Sampson does it. Where did you get that gear?
Juju Gotti 1:49
I know people who know people. Call my people and then I get in touch with some of my other people and we can talk after lunch. You feel me? But third leg on this Thursday Thunder. I'm going tomorrow. Tomorrow we're going to have our feet kicked up by this time. Tomorrow we're going to go with Trey Kauffman Ren, you feel me? For over seven rebounds for them Purdue Ski Boilermakers. You got to know it's a big game. He gonna need seven boards and he's gonna get them. You feel me? You're very confident, Juju. Oh, yes. I'm confident in that. But guess what? This week, there's more. I'm going. You know I love my ladies. I got nothing but ladies jerseys around me. We're going to the ladies tournament as well. Tomorrow, UCLA versus Ole Miss. I'm taking the points. What do they got?
Juju Gotti 2:41
8.5 points. Scooby Snacks. They're going to drag Ole Miss by 8.5 points. Lock it in. Second leg. Second leg. I see my sister, Jessica Smetana. And you also know who else I see? Hannah Hidalgo and them girls. They're going to also cover against TCU. Salute to the Horned Frogs. Salute to Haley Van Lith. Powerful story this week. But tomorrow it's over with. You feel me? Notre Dame is going to slay them and drag them over 6.5 points. You feel me? At the end of that game, for sure. Last leg, I'm traveling to Storrs, Connecticut. I'm traveling to see my big brother Gino. I'm traveling to see all the stars that he got aligned on that team. And so you got to know UConn girls minus 14.5 points. Lock it in. Six legs this week. Choose three.
Juju Gotti 3:35
Mismatch some of the three because You know, one or two might be stragglers. You dig it.

How germaphobic are JuJu Gotti and David Sampson?

Dan Le Batard 3:41
I am surprised by the level of confidence you are showing. Uh, David Sampson seems delighted here. We are finally at our germ off our germ of phobe off. I don't know exactly how to do this because we haven't done it before. I'm going to need honesty from the two participants. So, uh, in order to keep this authentic what i'm going to ask both of you to do is give me a number from one to ten ten being the worst of how you feel about what i present to you and you tell me uh honestly how you feel about the scenarios i have here so that your objective is to just be honest not win the contest because juju says david that he's more of a germaphobe than you are So let's begin with Juju and let's begin with using an airplane bathroom. One to ten, Juju, on your disgust of using an airplane bathroom.
Juju Gotti 4:58
11.
David Samson 4:58
David, where are you on this? You got to leave some room, Juju, and I appreciate absolutely the promotion of nothing personal. Airplane bathrooms are F.E.U. for emergency use only. But I only have them at about a seven point five.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 5:15
Wow. Number one or number two?

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