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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Top 5 Quarterbacks JuJu Wants To See Get One Last Ride (feat. JuJu Gotti)

09 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What feedback does JuJu have about the fantasy week?

0.672 - 27.343 Stugotz

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27.624 - 36.67 Stugotz

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38.472 - 45.342 Chris Cody

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Chapter 2: How does Dentek address nighttime teeth grinding for fantasy players?

45.502 - 54.955 Chris Cody

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Chapter 3: What is the significance of the NFL Pro Bowl for fantasy football fans?

55.155 - 72.296 Chris Cody

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86.228 - 105.187 Chris Cody

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117.262 - 135.516 Dan Le Batard

Speaking of sack twig and berries Chris I said that one. That's good though. Good try Steve Martin also. I know it was a reference back to earlier in the show Just talk man.

135.676 - 136.297 Stugotz

No.

137.279 - 137.56 Dan Le Batard

No.

Chapter 4: What quarterbacks does JuJu want to see get one last chance?

377.11 - 379.873 Unknown

Meanwhile, the AI is blackmailing people.

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380.174 - 398.41 Juju Gotti

You guys just sat around. Yeah, I'm scared, bro. I really had a flash in my head like, dang, this is actually happening. But I guess neither here nor there. Congratulations also today to Asia Wilson being named Time Magazine's Athlete of the Year, man.

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398.43 - 400.894 Stugotz

Oh, Pam's girlfriend. All right, all right.

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400.914 - 412.29 Juju Gotti

Well, yes, sir, man. And this was supposed to be her down year. People was talking crap on her earlier in the season, regression year and all that. Man, finals MVP, woman of the year, man. Let's go.

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412.27 - 436.843 Stugotz

So speaking of starters, Juju, Shadur Sanders named Browns starter for the remainder of the season. Can I just add real quick? You're welcome. Browns fans get all kinds of mad at Kevin Stefanski and what have you. Fact of the matter is, they got a long look at Dylan Gabriel, and now they're getting a long look at Shadur Sanders. Kind of seems like it worked out pretty good.

437.414 - 455.438 Juju Gotti

Yeah, but the reason I wanted to talk about this is because I wanted to take a page out of your book, Zastradamus. Me personally, I got Kevin Stefanski, the first coach to be out of the door in the NFL this season or in the offseason. He's out of here.

455.518 - 477.491 Unknown

Don't even worry about it. Because his moves aren't consistent. Juju, I'll do you one better. This is me doing reporting. Stefanski and the GM. They're out of here. The owner loves Shador and they were both shitting on Shador. And so now Shador came in and started balling out. He's like, I knew it. You two clowns don't know what you're talking about.

477.531 - 483.148 Unknown

So he's going to let them finish the season and be balling out. You see that last game? His ball's out.

483.168 - 484.531 Juju Gotti

It was against Tennessee, but yeah.

Chapter 5: Why does JuJu believe Jameis Winston deserves another starting opportunity?

560.821 - 578.87 Unknown

That's, okay, so Mike Fuentes is talking about this, too. Like, you don't want to listen to the whole voicemail message. I'm like, that's the bit, though. That's the joke, is that every time she picks up a phone, she's got to wait, and they're inconveniencing her. Spoiler alert, though. Well, it's not really a spoiler alert. It's possessed. Okay. Okay, just making sure.

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578.89 - 579.291 Juju Gotti

Sorry about that.

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579.411 - 606.199 Unknown

But either way, it's just like, I like it, because it hammers home how irritating she is and now how they are trying to irritate her. I must say once again, reiterate for everybody, The gentleman from Mauritania, he's the only one who's got the right idea in this show. That brother has it all figured out. That man is living. Oh, my man. I won't lie.

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606.219 - 616.478 Unknown

If you told me the premise before, I said, Amin, what would you do? I'd be like, man, I don't know. With my family, I don't know. I'd be like, I'll be later, my man from Mauritania. Get me Air Force One. We're going to Vegas.

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616.981 - 638.841 Juju Gotti

Yes, sir, man. I agree. He living life. But like I say, bro, if I have to listen to that one voicemail again, I'm so sorry, Pluribus. I got other stuff to do because that's what it reminds me of. While I'm sitting here watching her pop a tape in the VCR and walk back to her seat and find the HDMI. Okay, I could be actually making my life better. I could be rapping.

639.101 - 642.564 Unknown

I need to get up and motivate myself. Hey, I don't even know if I'm allowed to say this.

Chapter 6: What are the reasons behind JuJu's picks for the top quarterbacks?

642.864 - 649.153 Unknown

I heard a juju track with Jason Madison. That shit is fire. Appreciate it, bro.

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650.115 - 662.402 Juju Gotti

Come on, we got a lot of stuff, you know what I mean, on the routes right now. We just got some, you know, I'm trying to free myself of all old ties, if you will, you dig? So that's the process right now. That's a good track, bro.

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662.723 - 665.449 Stugotz

Juju, we got a couple polls, I think, that we need to clean up here, yeah?

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666.003 - 679.978 Juju Gotti

Oh, yes, sir. While I scramble to the polls, I want to remind everyone, listen to Football America. Oh, there it is. Dave Demchik doing a great job over there, man, with the Fuente brothers. Lock it in. They got their own YouTube page as well, man. Check them out.

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680.138 - 681.059 Chris Cody

Still eating garlic rolls.

682.48 - 684.402 Dan Le Batard

Come on, man, man.

686.084 - 696.762 Juju Gotti

Does everyone hate the office holiday party? 62% of the audience says yes, they do. Dang. I actually like a little holiday party.

696.902 - 702.627 Stugotz

I love the holiday party. I mean, if there's booze flowing, I like the holiday party. Are you going to be at the holiday party? Yeah, there's booze, right?

702.648 - 705.49 Unknown

I don't like it if you're there. Wait, he's not only going to be there. Is he the plus one?

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