Chapter 1: What are the consequences of a losing fantasy week?
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Chapter 2: How does Dentek raise the stakes for fantasy football?
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Chapter 3: What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
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That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
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Chapter 4: How do Mike and Bob interact during the episode?
Their offense is stronger. They were tested against Boston College. They're not playing close games.
They're not... They're not playing good teams. That's correct, but they're not... They don't have a Louisville on their schedule. They don't have an SMU.
Yes, if they were playing Louisville and SMU back-to-back, perhaps they would have lost too. They are not, but they are not playing close games, and Miami lost two of the games. So did we!
And that's how you've sounded for a month, and it's only going to get worse, and people are going to dislike Miami, and Miami's going to enjoy being disliked, and we're going to argue for a month, and the whole point of it is to entertain the content machine.
Right, and I hate where we are, where it's just a Miami-Notre Dame conversation. Again, I think Notre Dame is a good team. I think they deserve to be in the playoffs. So do we.
So did we!
We're one of the best teams in the nation. I think what you're having is a lot of confirmation bias because Miami was underranked to start the season and people pointed to Miami shooting themselves in the foot and saying that's who Miami's team is and they haven't checked back in. If Notre Dame gets to be a different team after their losses, why isn't that afforded to Miami?
We've played four games. It's a quarter of the season since Miami played that game against SMU. You've watched Miami every week. Miami does look different from that game. Miami is doing different things since that game. Miami has navigated injuries since that game. Miami is one of the best teams in the nation.
If Miami gets into that tournament, they have a legitimate shot to beat whoever lines up in front of them. And I think the discourse, and I'm partly to blame here, is just solely about Miami and Notre Dame. When the fact is, Miami deserves to be in that tournament on merit.
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Chapter 5: What are the main arguments about Miami and Notre Dame's football standings?
I mean, did you watch the game? It was a 10-point game late in the fourth. It was a bullshit game. Didn't cover. I'm just saying you're saying smoke them. We smoked. Our win probability never went below 92%. Yeah, we kicked their ass. We went into Blacksburg, and we kicked their ass.
This is where we are with this, though. It's snowball's chance in hell over here, and we kicked that ass. And he's getting emotional because he wants to be one of the 12 teams.
I'm getting frustrated because no one's answering my question. What was the question, to be honest? Does Miami deserve to be in the college football playoff? That wasn't the question. The question was who would win between them and Notre Dame. And no one answered that, so let me try this a different way. Does Miami deserve to be in the college football playoff? Yes.
Dan, would you like to take a stab?
Sure.
They should have won all their games. Teams that win all their games should probably make it. They didn't. There's four teams that have won all their games. Now there's a cluster of 10 and 2 teams. And Miami is the best win out of them.
This is the discussion. Look, man. And the worst losses, though.
No! FSU beat Alabama. That doesn't stick to them. It's true. Miami's got to rank. SMU better be ranked today. Miami's got to rank loss SMU.
Yeah, but we can't do the whole same opponent and who beat that same opponent better for Miami and Alabama, right?
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Chapter 6: How does the discussion about Joey Galloway's commentary unfold?
A shitster.
You're choosing sides? You're choosing ESPN over us? Is that what you're doing? No, I'm choosing respect. If you know anything about me, you know I'm a man of respect. What about this man right here? I respect him, too. You don't respect him, obviously. He didn't say anything bad about me. Look, Pablo Schusen, I consider him a friend. So much so that he is saved in my phone as chuckle.
You are real. What is a chuckle? This is a term. Him going after Bob like they're friends. A term of endearment. You're calling Bob with shoes in publicly. Hold on a second.
Is that what he saved us, Tony? That's what he saved us, Bob with shoes in. So wait a minute.
Chuckle. I didn't know you had this relationship with local legend and I don't know if I can. Former Boog Shambi roommate. Look, Bob Wishusen, I would say, is one of the great prodigies to come through this town. You're reducing him to chuckle because he's stuck with Miami Virginia Tech while everyone else has the good games. Chuckle is disrespectful.
Yeah, I understand.
Why are you doing that to him?
He disrespected me. By perpetuating this narrative, I don't know who from the CFP committee got in their ear and said, hey— If Miami doesn't win this game by 40 points and you don't set that tone early, it's a disaster for them. And they just went along with this narrative, and it was a horrible way to watch a game.
And since then, Lou Riddick has been overcompensating, saying head-to-head matters. To me, Miami should be in. I'm like, that would have been nice to hear. Guess what, Lou Riddick and Chuckle F***?
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Chapter 7: What is the significance of the punch incident discussed?
All right, let me play now. A professional play-by-play man into a microphone, you think shouted out an effing foul.
Now, luckily, we have a team around here, because before the show, I bleeped it, and then I found out from our team, they're like, hey, he doesn't say the F word. He says blocking foul. Blocking, blinking. Those are similar. Let's replay now without the bleep.
You decided to bleep this. I listened to it multiple times and I thought I heard the F word. It's so much better with the bleep than it is without it. A blocking foul is one form of outrage.
You listen for yourself.
Tell me what you hear. Not only listen for yourself, know that the volume he comes at this expects the second syllable to be bleep.
It's very clearly blocking.
I don't know how you missed that.
What? You guys have the ability to know before what the controversy was. If you're just listening to this the first time, I'm telling you, I thought it was the effort.
No, I think we have the ability to know that it's a crazy thing for a play-by-play guy to shout a effing foul. Play it one more time. But throw up the image of Dandy Don West in the background. Even though that's not Dandy Don West, look at Dandy Don West.
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Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts on Miami's playoff chances?
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