The B** S***: SO DID WE! (feat. Chuckle F***)
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What are the consequences of a losing fantasy week?
Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding. Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment. If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth. Available at all major retailers.
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff!
How does Dentek raise the stakes for fantasy football?
Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff!
What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.
Smirnoff!
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
I've got to be honest right now. I am a little bit lightheaded because I just got to sit next to what I believe to be 20 years of radio excellence in this market where Zaslow, he, I don't know, his wings, his feathers came out and he hit Tony with your high. So did we. You're out to lunch. So did we. Get a clue. So did we. You played yourself. So did we. Yo, Ben Stiller looking like a fool. So did we. Adam Silver doing nothing. So did we.
I close on that.
That was opera. So did we. That was Zaslow opera as Mike's yelling, snowball's chance in hell.
So did we.
No one's answered my question.
Let me try this again. What was the question? Because it was a long thing. It was a Dan Levitard type question. I get it. It was a Dan style question. If Notre Dame and Miami played today, who do you think wins? So did we! Who do you think wins? Where's the game? Neutral field.
Notre Dame's favored by four and a half.
If it's in Miami, we know who's winning that game because Notre Dame hasn't won since 1988.
I think Notre Dame, with the way they've looked, each team's looked the last month, Notre Dame on a neutral field definitely favored.
Because Notre Dame won against Syracuse 70-7?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the consequences of a losing fantasy week?
0:00–0:45
2
How does Dentek raise the stakes for fantasy football?
0:45–0:55
3
What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
0:55–4:40
4
How do Mike and Bob interact during the episode?
4:40–10:12
5
What are the main arguments about Miami and Notre Dame's football standings?
10:12–20:45
6
How does the discussion about Joey Galloway's commentary unfold?
20:45–29:20
7
What is the significance of the punch incident discussed?
29:20–46:31
8
What are the final thoughts on Miami's playoff chances?
46:31–46:36
Speakers
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