Chapter 1: Can Mississippi State be a sneaky decent team if they haven't won a conference game in two years?
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Chapter 2: What are some unusual coaching changes happening in college football?
Thank you, Pablo.
Pablo is coming on later in the show. Have we lost David Sampson for good? We're trying to get his audio right. The Pablo Torre finds out has also been covering a lot that's Belichick related. And I just wanted to read you guys the quote from.
Chapter 3: How is the SEC performing compared to expectations this season?
from Belichick because one of the Pablo Torre finds out reports recently was doing a deep dive on Mike Lombardi that I think a lot of people are going to find super interesting. He's just doing stuff that nobody else is doing. And Belichick is objecting to a number of different things that are coming out about his team. And the quote that
Chapter 4: What makes a team 'sneaky decent' despite their win-loss record?
that he's given here recently. He just lost in overtime to Virginia. Virginia's played three overtime games this season. Belichick lost going for a two-point conversion at the end in overtime. Quote, I'm sure there's a lot of other people that want to get clicks and views and posts on my face or whatever. but it's just a bunch of garbage, end quote.
This is his move, right, to just call it MyFace all over, just to keep merging MySpace, FaceTime, Instagram, but I think that's the first. I think that's the first time he's gone, my face. I think he's done, he hasn't done InstaTalk, but he's done a number of them. I think my face is not something that's made an appearance before.
Your thoughts, Zaslow, because you've been, you were at North Carolina.
I was listening, like, you know, whispers of scandal. I didn't hear anything, though.
I have an update from David, by the way. He wrote, everything is broken. Bleep it. I'm furious. Good vibes from David this morning.
I feel bad.
I saw him. He was struggling.
He's having a tough time. He's making time that he does not have for our show. And then he can't get his equipment to work. And he's just going through it in a way that's just unholy. I feel super bad for everything that's happening with David Sampson.
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Chapter 5: How have coaching buyouts impacted college football programs?
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of NIL on college football coaching salaries?
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I was mentioning before because Bill Simmons was super defensive on behalf of the legacy of Bill Belichick and that Bill Belichick's legacy will not be impacted by this ending because history doesn't remember the punctuation. History remembers the statement before the punctuation and Phil Jackson's legacy obviously is golden forevermore.
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