The Big Suey: Father of the Year (feat. David Samson)

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What is the main topic of this episode?

Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.

How does one become a morning person?

Unknown 0:13
Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.

What does Cuervo have to do with tequila?

Unknown 0:26
Now is a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads like... Cuervo. I think you could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.
David Samson 0:54
Cuervo.
Unknown 0:55
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly. Cuervo. Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?

Who is David Sampson and what is his podcast about?

Unknown 1:25
I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face and the habitual liar. Dieses Episode of The Dan Levitt Show with Stu Gatz is sponsored by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
David Samson 1:37
We welcome in David Sampson. Nothing personal is the name of the podcast. You catch it wherever you get podcasts. David, we were musing that the existence of the white Rodney is rather rare. I met one in the wild yesterday. But as we've been in the break, we started all these... He picked you up at the airport, man. Yeah. Not the wild. Well, I mean, it's the wild. I just ran into a Rodney.

What are the characteristics of a 'Rodney'?

David Samson 1:59
I wasn't searching for one. Aber Stu Gatz hat mir zwei in der Pause gegeben. Welcher war es, Stu Gatz? Rod Laver. Rod Laver ist ein Rodney. Ja. Und wer war der andere? Rod Carew. Oh, Rod Carew. Rodney Carew. Ja. David Samson. Ja. Und dann?
Unknown 2:14
Und dann habe ich Rod Morgenstein gefunden. Ah. Hier sind wir endlich. A Steen or a Stein.
David Samson 2:22
Rodney Mott ist ein NBA-Referat. Rodney Mott ist auch schwarz. Aber Rock Crew ist.
Unknown 2:27
Rock Crew ist schwarz?
David Samson 2:45
Yes. I thought you said Jewish. No, no, he converted to Judaism. He's black and he's Jewish, yes. You can be both.
Unknown 2:51
Did you make Rockaroo white? I did. Stugatz, I think we have to stop for a minute. Because Amin just actually thought that there's only white Jews.
David Samson 3:03
No, I didn't think that. But if you tell me there's a Jewish baseball player. Jesus was Jewish. Yes, Jesus was Jewish.
Unknown 3:09
He's going to picture David Eckstein if you say there's a Jewish baseball player.
David Samson 3:12
Jewish Baseball player, or Sandy Koufax or whatever. You don't think about people converting as much. Obviously there are a lot of Ethiopian Jews, right, who are all black, so I know the existence of black Jews. There are also the people on 42nd Street, the Lost Tribes of Israel. They're Israelites of some sort.
Unknown 3:30
Man, we used to do the show at the Miami Gardens.
David Samson 3:34
They were out there. Oh man, I love the hype man guy. He's got the easiest job. Because the one guy will say, the Bible says it. And the Bible be saying it. That's your whole job? Just to repeat what he said?
Unknown 3:46
I honestly had no idea about them until I was driving into work one day. I'm like, what's going on here with all these costumes?
David Samson 3:53
Oh man, it's like the...
Unknown 3:54
Interessant an Karou zu sagen, dass es keine Beweise gibt, dass er sich überhaupt zu Juden selbst gewechselt hat, aber er hat eine hohe Kleidung, während er spielte, und alle seiner Töchter waren im Endeffekt Bat-Mitzvah. Aber definitiv blau. Das ist ein Fakt. Definitiv.
David Samson 4:11
Okay, wie ist das? Ron O'Toole. Nein, sie sagten Ron Harper. Und für ein paar Jahre dachte ich, ich weiß nicht, was Bryce Harper aussieht. Was für Jeans? Und dann sagten sie, Bryce Harper ist nicht schwarz. Ich dachte, sein Vater ist Ron Harper, oder? Nein, sein Vater heißt Ron Harper, aber er ist nicht so Ron Harper. Ich dachte, Bullshit. Du kannst dich nicht Ron Harper anrufen.

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