The Big Suey: Happy Birthday, Billy!

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How did tequila become a topic on the show?

Mike 0:01
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo. I think you could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.
Stugatz 0:29
Cuervo.
Mike 0:29
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly.

What are the podcast's recurring themes and jokes?

Dan Le Batard 0:38
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching band to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
Chris Cote 1:07
This episode of the Dan Lobitar Show is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings. The crown is yours. Yeah. A little background vocal for you there, Roy. Thank you.
Mike 1:16
I like that. It gives it depth. DraftKings.
Andrew Hawkins 1:20
You don't like the Lakers as a spicy team?
Stugatz 1:23
It's like Cholula, though. Yeah, it's hot sauce, but... I don't know.

Why is LeBron's reaction to Austin Reeves significant?

Andrew Hawkins 1:28
Austin Reeves has been playing some of the best basketball I've ever seen. He's about to cash out again. He's incredible.
Mike 1:34
I love your analogy, Chris.
Andrew Hawkins 1:35
Thank you.
Mike 1:36
And it is fun to see how he gets LeBron excited. Like, I could... Kind of like, he's like, I wish you were My son. There's a little bit of that kind of joy. Adopted son? Oh, when I see the look in LeBron's face and the way Austin Reed, when he had that follow-up dunk the other night, and he was like, his mind was blown. That joy, I've never seen him have that with any teammate ever, at least of all Bronny. So it's like there's a level of like, man. No, that's not true. Come on, man.
Amin Elhassan 2:05
That's not true. You can't actually show, like, it actually is the saddest thing in basketball that LeBron has to hide any excitement and emotion anytime Bronny does something good. Like he has to go out of his way to not show that he's happy about it. That's a sad thing, bro. Yeah. As a dad, man, it sucks. I don't like that.

How does parenting influence sports discussions?

Stugatz 2:25
That would be like if my dad, every time I said something decent on the show, was like, good job, Chris. Good job, man.
Mike 2:30
Doesn't he do that already? No, I did the opposite, actually.
Stugatz 2:33
Right. You got it.
Mike 2:34
How are you at your son's games? I'm locked in, bro. That doesn't tell me.
Amin Elhassan 2:40
What is your... I am not a cheer dad. I am a like, yo, you got to get that weight on the balls of your feet, man. You're saying that in your head? You're waiting until step six to crank it. You got to do it at like step four, four and a half. Is this being communicated live or is this just internal monologue? No, this is being communicated live.
Mike 2:58
So you're yelling at your kid?
Amin Elhassan 3:00
I'm not yelling at my kid. I'm coaching my kid.
Mike 3:02
He can't hear you.
Amin Elhassan 3:03
You gotta be loud. Big distinction. Coaching and yelling. I am coaching. I am giving him the information.
Stugatz 3:09
How does your son like it?
Amin Elhassan 3:10
Oh, he's a national champ, so I don't know. He's a dad of a national champ or a coach of a national champ.
Billy 3:17
What do you think?
Amin Elhassan 3:19
Whatever you want to do. It was a little Wayne song. My bad. It should have been Leroy. I messed up. Look at me. Look at me, Leroy. Racism. Speaking of racism. Ty Jerome. I'm not with Amin on this one. You're right. I got to give you Ty Jerome. No way. He is mixed. Thank you. His father is biracial as well. But if we're going percentages, he probably has about 25% black. All I'm saying is. And there's not a world where 75% is less than 25%. Now, their name is Jerome, so I'll give him another 10%. There is a world. So it'll be 35, 65, but still. There is a world.
Mike 3:58
It's called the United States of America.
Amin Elhassan 3:59
Yes. Welcome, sir. You're right.
Chris Cote 4:01
Yeah, all four of them.
Roy 4:03
Which sounder is Dan playing for him? That's the real question.
Amin Elhassan 4:06
Oh, wow. Exactly. That's the point. What do you play? When Ty Jerome comes on the show and brags.

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