Chapter 1: What fantasy stakes are introduced at the beginning of the episode?
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Chapter 2: How does Greg's collusion impact the PFPI Fantasy League?
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That's right, Chris.
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Chapter 3: What was the Miami Hurricanes' performance against Louisville?
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Chapter 4: What were the key moments that led to the Hurricanes' loss?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth?
Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about the coaching decisions made during the game?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold.
Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
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Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it.
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Chapter 6: What insights are shared about the Dolphins' coaching situation?
And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
This episode of the Dan Levitard Show is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Greg has come in hot, and Zaslo has now been witness to it in the privacy of this sacred room right here. We've had some sparks. Cody is mad. Chris, you didn't tell me your father was mad about something that happened on the show last week. You did not inform me. Your father was hurt by something and it just spilled out into this room. And Zaslow was just witness to it.
And as judge, juror and journalist, good judger, you would say what about what you just saw between me and Greg Cody?
I would say there's a lot of pent up frustration. Maybe even anger.
What show are we talking about here? Is he mad at me from the Greg Cody show?
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Chapter 7: What humorous moments arise during the discussion of voicemails?
No, he's mad at Dan. About last week's show.
He's mad at Dan.
But I think Dan thinks that maybe you should have tipped him off that your father's upset. I actually, on my latest podcast, which dropped this morning, Monday morning, I actually make reference to that fleetingly.
because we do a little bit of our own tribute to Billy Gill, and I mentioned why I appreciated Billy so much, and one of the reasons was I get beat up on this show, oft times unfairly, just for the sake of a joke. And that happened last week when I was, like, in his mind, I was a few minutes late breaking the story on Billy leaving, even though the story posted a few minutes before.
903.
Well, it posted on 858, and I have the proof. Show starts at 855. This guy referred to me on the air twice. He repeated it as a fool. He didn't like that. That's right. He said, Chris, your dad is a fool.
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Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with reflections on the discussed topics?
And he repeated that. I'm not a fool. I don't appreciate being called that, even if it's for the sake of a joke. And, you know, I try not to get on you like a few minutes ago. You repeated that 1,600 streak almost as if Mike hadn't said the same stat twice. Seconds ago, seconds earlier. So what the hell are you doing? Are you not paying attention to your own show?
I could get on you more than I do. Would a fool not pay attention? I have civility. A fool might not pay attention.
That's correct. Dan, you broke the golden rule that you taught me years and years ago. Criticize the action, not the actor. Exhibits the behavior of a fool, not calling him a fool. Thank you, Billy.
When you were talking about scandal, I thought you were talking about on the Greg Cody show because there is a PFPI scandal people need to tune in for.
Okay, the Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody. Get it wherever you get your podcasts. He's hot. Look, everybody knows that I love him, and sometimes I take it too far and around. The thing that made me laugh in the bakery here was him screaming at me some form of, I was wrong about my opinion. I was late by my opinion by four weeks. I was late to my own opinion. Right. You weren't.
No, I wasn't. No, because in this case, my opinion was it may be time to make a coaching change. I didn't think that a month ago. Maybe you did. I didn't. But if everybody was ahead of you and you're now here, you can't acknowledge. That makes you late. I'm late to this party. I now acknowledge what a lot of people were acknowledging a month ago. Like, this is pretty obvious.
Okay, I'm the only one who's a caretaker of my own opinion. By the way, Levitard, this is not a bakery. Quit referring to your show and this studio as a bakery. The hell are you doing? Give me a turnover. Like Tua said yesterday, give me a turnover.
Three of them.
Yeah, three of them.
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