Chapter 1: What are the consequences of a losing fantasy football week?
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Chapter 2: What unique fantasy football punishment is being introduced?
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of Smirnoff as the NFL's official vodka sponsor?
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Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
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Tony's top five is around the corner. Last time he went out there, he injured himself and he said he was bringing litigation. I don't understand. I didn't tell him to do any of that. I thought it was a bit try hard, but I appreciated that he was doing it for us. But I didn't ask him to do any of it. And now he's suing the company and suing me because he's injured.
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Chapter 4: How does the podcast reflect on the emotional state of sports coaches?
He hit it to a guy who said, dump it here.
Hockey started yesterday. Jeremy, aren't a lot of fans wearing a dumper shirt? I feel like the odds of a fan who's wearing a dumper shirt catching it.
Did you see the shirt? Yeah, I did. He created it himself with his own cricket at home. And it said, dump it here. And it had 61 on the front for the 61st home run. And then after that, he took it off. And underneath that, Dump, 62.
Now that's cool.
He had both. He was sitting there in left field to have to hit it opposite field. I mean, guys, baseball, please. Join me. Championship series, I think. I don't know. Don't count on me, but maybe the world. I don't know.
That fan must have been mocked by all his friends. Like, dude, you think you're going to get a home run ball, and then you think you're going to get another one, and then look at him. Look at this guy.
Has there been a worse nickname than Dump? The Big Dumper? Yeah, like a nickname that's less appealing.
It's a bad take.
It's a great nickname. Look, it's a fun nickname to say, but if I'm the guy they're calling the big dumper, I don't know if I like it. He's got a great ass.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of Jonathan Gannon's actions on player dynamics?
Arizona's clown show. That game they lost is impossible to lose. You play it a thousand times, you're supposed to win it a thousand times. They drop a ball in the end zone that would have put them up 28-6. And afterward, a coach that... I made fun of two weeks ago because you can't win with a top Jonathan unless it's Ogden or unless it's Taylor. But if he's going to go Jonathan, it's a Gannon.
And he was a total stoic. He's one of these robots. Look, I got Kyler Murray. We busted on Josh Rosen. We got out of that quick. It burned up Kingsbury. I'm one of these boy children who's trying to be the next McVay. Stoic, stoic, stoic. That guy has lost games. That team's pretty talented, but all close games. You never see anything from this guy's face. And then his running back.
flips away a casual touchdown, and this guy puts his hands on the player on the sidelines while yelling at him. When I just told you two weeks ago, this guy seems to show no emotion ever.
He seems almost robotically principled about, I'm in control here, there's nothing that can happen in this game that can affect me, right until my running back's a dumbass, and then I get enraged and want to punch him on the sidelines.
Yeah, he's allowed to do that, in my opinion. Whoa! Yes, yes. He's a lot. You got fined $100,000.
The boy child? The boy child did. Dan, when you said he's one of these boy children. What does that mean? Was your very next thought like, I hope no one seizes on this? That does sound weird. Yes. I meant to say. Boy children.
I wrote it down. I meant to say. He's one of these boy children. Child wonder is what I meant.
So I'm glad we were right to seize on that, right? I think the phrase is boy wonder, not child wonder.
You know what my point was? One of these young masterminds on offense that's going to make Kyler Murray championship good.
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Chapter 6: How does the discussion shift to the performance of the Arizona Cardinals?
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Baker Mayfield tearing up Tampa Bay.
38 for 45. Stugatz. Shred them. This is the Dan Levatard Show with the Stugatz. Time to throw away all journalistic credibility and get reckless. Here is something we like to call reckless speculation.
You're good. Thank you. He's kicked a dog. Well, I mean, come on. I mean, come on. You don't know that. Come on. That is kick-a-dog energy. That is kick-a-dog energy.
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Chapter 7: What insights are provided regarding the current NFL MVP race?
The last time a head coach struck a player that I can recall was Bruce Arians. And I think the media held him accountable there.
Oh, my God. Did I shriek to the heavens?
I mean, it's not something you see often because it's wrong. Didn't Mike Singletary show his wiener to his team one time?
It was his front. It wasn't his back. It was his front. He said, look at these. You guys don't have a pair of these or something like that. Yes, I'm pretty sure it was. It was his back.
No.
It was his back. I've got to look it up.
It was a crazy story. I've got to look it up.
It was his back. I think it was his front.
He said, you guys don't have a pair of these. Billy, it was Palm Beach. It was the 90s.
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Chapter 8: What humorous anecdotes are shared about Mike Singletary's coaching style?
So we learned, obviously, Carmen is doing a great job here. And what we learned is it's actually not my hip. It's my sartorius muscle. Sartorius. My sartorius muscle is actually a little known muscle that goes from the top of the quad all the way down underneath the big quad muscle. So Carmen diagnosed me and was able to figure out, hey, look, it's not your hip. It's actually your quad.
So Dan, I'm going to have to change the lawsuit and say quad instead of hip. So just so you know the verbiage on that. Number four, Chef Andres. And number five, Cuban that's been here too long, Bad Bunny.
Can you guys get cleared for me? Can you please get cleared for me what last week tonight did with Fox's reaction to Bad Bunny and just the idea of a Latin Super Bowl show? Because I'd like to be able to replay that. But Tony, I'm sorry, we've taken enough of your segment. Tell me, what's OLI? What are you doing? Just observations?
We got a couple OLIs, and then we're going to get into the top five, Dan. So we'll start in OLI number one. Daniel Jones might actually be the MVP if it wasn't that Baker is actually going to win the MVP.
Oh, wow. We're already there. Week six, you guys are going to do that?
We do this every week. Who's leading the MVP race right now?
But you're doing that? Who led it in week six last year?
It was Baker last year, too. We do this with Baker kind of every year, and at the end, everything shakes out.
This is unprecedented. Oh, it's a popularity contest. It's a popularity contest. Oh, Josh Allen. Yeah, he was so good. Okay, fine. Whatever. I think it's the first time since a merger. Let's give Baker a shot. A team that has won four of its five first games in the last minute.
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