The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)

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What is the purpose of the podcast introduction?

Stu Gatz 0:01
You're listening to DraftKings Network.

How should Jägermeister be consumed correctly?

Mike 0:12
Listen, boys, we got to talk about Jägermeister, a go-to guy at home, at the bar, or maybe even out at the rink. A drink so ice cold, it deserves its own video tribute at every sports bar across North America. No trash talk, no running its mouth. We love the confidence on them. Jägermeister sent us an ad to read on the show, but they're so confident they said, don't do any of that normal ad stuff. Tell the listeners two things. Jägermeister is great, but everyone's been drinking it wrong. Damn, that's cold. Well, how should we be drinking it? They're so glad you asked. Ice cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit to be exact. Ice cold shots of Jägermeister. That's it. That's all they want to tell you. So wherever you are, if you're hanging out with friends or at the bar, call the shots.
Mike 0:56
Cheers with ice cold shots of Jägermeister.
Jessica 0:59
Damn, that's cold.
Roy 1:00
And remember to check Jägermeister out at DraftKingsXJägermeister.com.
Mike 1:04
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Dan Le Batard 1:25
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Stu Gatz 1:45
Cuervo.
Chris Cote 1:50
Cuervo.
DraftKings Network Announcer 1:54
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
Dan Le Batard 2:08
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
DraftKings Network Announcer 2:15
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
Stu Gatz 2:23
This episode of the Dan Lebitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York.

What is the current state of the Florida Panthers?

Dan Le Batard 2:30
I wanted to ask the fans of the champion Florida Panthers in the room a question. Four unanswered goals allowed against the Islanders. They've lost a few games. They allowed three goals in the third period to the Bruins. And I'm here to ask you if you believe vibes and a Marchand haunting have arrived for the Florida Panthers because Mike Ryan has been worried that trading for this particular man, Roy, you're shaking your head no.
Billy 3:04
Vibes are fine with the Panthers. In Pantherland, we're doing great, Dan.
Mike 3:08
I don't think it's the dumbest thing. I think injecting Brad Marchand, but he's not really playing. So I don't think that's what's happening. I think what's happening here is Aaron Ekblad, because of performance enhancers, turned into a really good player for Florida. And we've seen these dips in form from Florida this season when Aaron Ekblad is not at his performance enhancing best.

Are performance enhancers affecting the Panthers' performance?

Mike 3:29
And right now they miss Aaron Ekblad. And that's what's happening. Also, this is a natural dip in form after they set the world on fire. And yeah, they've lost three out of four. In the middle of that, they beat Toronto in Toronto. Comeback victory in its own right against a team that's in the division right now that's presently chasing them. This is exactly where you want this dip to happen in the season.
Chris Cote 3:53
Yeah, they just need to cheat a little bit to get good.
Mike 3:55
That's right. That's right. I do get a little angry in the group chat. And this is me like coming out anti-Homer's like, well, yeah, shocking that Aaron Eckblad's out and we suffer. And this is all because Aaron Eckblad's out. But you have to kind of acknowledge that Aaron Eckblad was what you think he is because of clearly performance enhancers.
Billy 4:14
Could you theoretically schedule it so you only lose one guy on a line at a time with performance enhancing drug suspensions? So like you get like a system going where like, okay, Ekblad's going to be out 20. And then when he comes back, hopefully we don't get caught. But if we get caught, this other guy will be out 20. But Ekblad will be back and he'll be juicing again and we'll be fine.

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