The Big Suey: The Devil Knows More (feat. Tom Segura)
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What news does Jeremy break about Fernando Mendoza?
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Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
Why does Mike's dad ask for tickets to the game?
That hasn't happened to you guys?
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As a proper network and whatever it is that remains of ESPN Deportes, I did not understand what Jeremy was shouting about sources close to Mendoza. I heard you guys, like all of a sudden this is a newsroom and Jeremy is shouting sources close to Mendoza as I continue to interview his high school coach as if he's Cuban, even though his name is David Dunn.
Yeah, I have a plugged-in source close to Fernando Mendoza.
Man, your shirt is bullshit again.
What? That says the Hoosiers are flipping champs?
So I said.
They are.
They are. They're undefeated.
What updates does Tony provide from La Casa De Los Trucos?
This show's anti-Miami and all it is we do for several days is say, how is this point spread keep climbing?
I want to give all the glory to God. But I do have a source close to Fernando Mendoza that has given me some information that actually is probably going to help the Hurricanes. So Mike, if you guys want to talk about this on Kane's Insight, it turns out Fernando Mendoza is lactose intolerant.
So if you're looking for a weakness, all you have to do is get some dairy in that diet. When you're looking at the Gatorade that's on the sidelines, maybe sprinkle a little powder of some kind. When he's going to get some coffee, you get rid of that almond creamer. You put some whole milk. Dan, whole milk with a W. I don't know if you know that. There's a W in whole milk. You make sure that happens, you're going to have your way with Fernando Mendoza. He's going to go to Tomiak City. You get it? You get what he did there?
Why does Tom Segura explain the dislike for UM?
Dan, I broke it to my Canes chat 30 deep that I just clued you in on Canes fans hating you and that it's almost like you don't know about consequences. A record nine ha-has in 30 seconds. Did you let them know that Fernando's lactose intolerant? Because that might be really big information for them.
Nine ha-has, Dan. If they want to make an impact in 30 seconds, do their part. That's a ratio. That is... Time to look in the mirror, Dan. You know about that ratio? Clearly, what is happening around here, I'm not joking when I tell you, color me stunned. As I said, guilty as charged. Up to 12 ha-has. This has never happened to me. I don't think there's been a case of this ever happening, and the Miami fan base, I suppose, will enjoy seeing me stripped naked in front of you all this way.
What humorous stories does Tom share about Joe Burrow and Nick Bosa?
Like, obviously. Like yesterday. Yeah, you saw it yesterday. I would do anything for this program as long as it's winning all of its games. I can't believe I didn't get a happens to know for that information. That's good stuff. None of you have that information. It's not your bit. It's journalism. You're right that they could poison, legitimately poison Mendoza. With a little bit of milk. If soy milk, if someone were to just say. How do we sneak it in? Put some cheese on his chicken nuggets. It's just get the soy out of there, give him whole milk, and you're going to have a quarterback who's got the stomach rumbles.
How does Tom Segura express his admiration for Michael Irvin?
You can't play this game with the stomach. You cannot play against Reuben Bain if you've got a tummy ache.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What news does Jeremy break about Fernando Mendoza?
0:01–0:54
2
Why does Mike's dad ask for tickets to the game?
0:54–1:46
3
What updates does Tony provide from La Casa De Los Trucos?
1:46–2:35
4
Why does Tom Segura explain the dislike for UM?
2:35–3:17
5
What humorous stories does Tom share about Joe Burrow and Nick Bosa?
3:17–3:45
6
How does Tom Segura express his admiration for Michael Irvin?
3:45–4:05
7
What is the significance of the Refran Del Dia segment?
4:05–4:42
8
What insights does Tom provide about the current state of college football?
4:42–48:52
Speakers
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