The Big Suey: The Sounds of Saunas
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Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.
In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it.
And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
This episode of the Dan Lebitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. We need a fire tailor. That was pretty rough.
That was not cool. I'm mad on your behalf, man.
How did he know to pick the photo from the Behind the Bit video?
He's got a big smile back there, by the way. I just kind of leaned over and looked through the window.
Your most insecure...
Oh, come on. Not great. Hey, I got breaking NASA news. NASA? NASA.
What is the latest news about the asteroid heading to Earth?
Okay.
Yeah, I've been kind of ticked off. You've been following the asteroid? Of course. I see it in preview. Do not put that photo back up. It was up. It's off now. Okay. Do not. Do not. Jason, you're a gator. You're already on thin ice. All right? So just let's chill. All right, so daily, whether or not we're going to be here past 2032, you know, it's fluctuated. Please give me some good news. I've got bad news for you. The percentage, which had been at like an all-time high, 3.2, I guess not all-time high, but NASA really wasn't around for the time of the dinosaurs. If that's what happened. NASA has just announced new data gathered last night dropped the December 2032 impact odds of the asteroid to 0.28%. What?
All right, so we're good. Already? They dropped it back down?
Let's clarify, though, because I was worried that this was like an Earth ender. This is just a city ender, right?
Maybe not even that.
I mean, it depends on where it hits. Yeah. But still, it's obviously all bad, but that's better than Armageddon. Yeah. Like, I was thinking... Well, it depends on your point of view. Our room out there was just... Our room was just poo-pooing 3%. They're like, oh, 3%? We're still good. I'm like, are you guys bleeping crazy? No.
And also, I had read that it was too late to do anything about, which I was like, I saw Armageddon. You got plenty of time. Maybe not enough time to turn astronauts into drillers, but you certainly have enough time to turn drillers into astronauts, as Michael Bay taught us. But... as this story turns because every day we're going to have huge swings on whether or not nasa's lost all credibility with me because i could wake up tomorrow and you could tell me it goes up to six percent all right cool it's been that kind of thing the entire stock market like what's up oh it's up to six percent oh no what are we gonna do no it's back down to zero percent okay just not now we got enough going on and i'm not look this is not a can that you want to kick down the road
Well, we're bringing it all back. Check fork knocks.
I saw Zygacki last night, by the way. This is why I will never make fun of Mike on air ever again. He graciously gave me his courtside seats for the Miami Hurricanes game as they hosted Notre Dame last night. I sat three seats down from Brianna Stewart. One of the Notre Dame staff members was like, yeah, we're trying to get courtside seats for Skylar Diggins, who was there, and Enrique and Jewel Lloyd. And we couldn't find any. And I was sitting in Mike's seats with Lehman, and we had one empty seat next to us because we don't have any friends to invite that wanted to see the game. You were touching wood. I was like, you could tell Skylar she could come sit by me.
So you saw Josie?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic of this episode?
0:49–1:48
2
What is the latest news about the asteroid heading to Earth?
1:48–4:53
3
What happened at the Notre Dame vs. Miami women's basketball game?
4:53–7:53
4
How did Carson Beck's car theft unfold?
7:53–11:15
5
What should we know about MLS's return and Messi's game?
11:15–16:15
6
Which Oscar-nominated movies have the crew seen?
16:15–21:05
7
How does 'The Substance' movie explore age and identity?
21:05–30:29
8
What can we expect from the Venmo fine bucket this week?
30:29–45:50
Speakers
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