The Big Suey: Tony's GuaranTee (feat. Dave Dameshek)
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What are the consequences of a losing fantasy football week?
Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding. Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment. If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth. Available at all major retailers.
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff!
How can nighttime teeth grinding be prevented?
Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff!
What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
All right, here's the deal.
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Smirnoff!
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up.
And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff.
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How does game day attire impact the experience?
Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website.
Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots.
Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly.
Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
This episode of the Dan Levitz Art Show is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
We have competing stats of the day. We've got Dave Damaschek coming on in a second, but I didn't want to get away from what it is that Trista said there because she is espousing the absolute viewpoint that will allow everyone to laugh at Miami after Miami has lost when she says Miami This is the game Mario Cristobal always loses. Without exception, he will lose others as well. But he has never actually won this football game. And therefore, I will not believe it until after I've seen it happen. Because you're better than Louisville. Louisville. Thank you. I don't know how to say it.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What are the consequences of a losing fantasy football week?
0:00–0:45
2
How can nighttime teeth grinding be prevented?
0:45–0:55
3
What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
0:55–1:44
4
How does game day attire impact the experience?
1:44–9:26
5
What are the implications of Miami's football performance?
9:26–12:50
6
Why is there skepticism around Miami's chances in college football?
12:50–25:22
7
What is the significance of the college football playoff system?
25:22–45:58
Speakers
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