Chapter 1: What was Connor McDavid's reaction to the World Series during an Oilers game?
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Chapter 2: How did Jordan Binnington attempt to steal Ovechkin's 900th goal puck?
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The Los Angeles Dodgers defeated the Toronto Blue Jays to win the World Series. It's a hockey show. I understand that, but there's a hockey connotation to this.
You just introduced the whole hockey show, and the first thing you said was, the Los Angeles Dodgers. Yeah. You threw me off. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Enough with the Dodgers. I'm tired of these guys. Thanks, Ethan. I'm tired of them. You're tired of the Dodgers winning championships? The pitch clocks. You can find all that on the Pitch Clock. And with Jeremy TachƩ. Jeremy, thank you for doing whatever the hell it is that you were doing back there. I don't know what you're doing. Thank you. I love you.
Love the Pitch Clock.
That's great. I appreciate that. Shout out the hockey show. Thank you. Shout out the Pitch Clock. I mentioned the Los Angeles Dodgers because the Blue Jays are Canada's only professional major league ball club, right? They are. Yeah, so the series had the intention of the entire country, especially Game 7. So much so that they actually played Game 7 during the Blackhawks all this game.
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Chapter 3: What are the Florida Panthers' recent trends in wins and losses?
During the hockey game. In fact, on Sportsnet West, they got caught up in a moment because they thought the Blue Jays had won in the bottom of the knife, but that is not what happened.
or not wow
But I get it, though, because everybody in the crowd got up and started cheering.
Yeah.
So it was like a fake break by the entire fan set.
What a job by the announcer. That is so difficult. He's calling two games at once, right? He's calling the hockey game. And then also, all the people that are watching the hockey game, which are probably only a select few, probably care about what's going on in the World Series. So he's got to help them know what's going on in the World Series. He's calling two games at once.
That's a very difficult job. But he didn't do a good job.
That's the problem.
I mean, it's pretty hard to do, like, all credit to him, the fact that he was able to then adjust on the fly.
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Chapter 4: What insights does Julian McKenzie share about his book 'Black Aces'?
As he kept talking, other than that he's really good at cleaning up his own comments. Yeah. You know who would not do that? What the elders did? Who's that, David? The Florida Panthers would not distract their players.
Well, because the Miami Bulldogs would not be in the World Series. No, no, no, no, no. Well, first of all, yes. But second of all, the Panthers might do that, but they wouldn't then go and complain about it afterwards.
No, they wouldn't do that.
Who hates fun more than Conor McDavid? No. Let the people at the game watch the game. They care more about the World Series. There are plenty of people that probably felt like, hey, I spent a lot of money on this ticket. I'm going to put this ticket to use. This is good, hard-earned money that I put to use to go to this game.
But I want to watch the World Series and know what's going on with Canada's baseball team. So hopefully they'll have the game on. And they did. Such a millennial take. And it's just, what a loser. Like, let people have fun. We get it. It's a game in, it was November, Connor McDavid. It's like the 13th game of the year. Like, let people have fun for once in their lives.
I guess losers know how to sympathize with losers, man. Well, they're currently in a wild card spot. It's losers sympathize. Yeah, well, they've lost back-to-back years in the Stanley Cup final, just like the Jays just did. I mean, yeah, okay, sure. The conference champions for back-to-back seasons, yes. And they're Stanley Cup losers twice in a row. If you're not first, you're last, Roy.
I mean, at least he won a consummate. But whatever. Go collect your trophy. Yeah, neither here nor there. Congratulations to the Dodgers. And we'll talk a little bit more about that and our wins and fails. But let's get over to Alexander Ovechkin, who scored his 900th goal. I say this as if this is a normal thing. I mean, nobody's ever done that before.
Nobody probably will ever do that ever again.
Well, every goal that he scores from here until the end of his career will be the only player to score that many goals. Yeah. Which is kind of cool. Every time he scores, it's a historic goal.
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Chapter 5: How does Julian McKenzie define the concept of hockey being for everyone?
I think he can actually reach quadruple digits if he decided to play four or five more years. Is he going to do that? That's a big question, right? This is the last year of his contract. He's slowed down so much. At this point, he's kind of a one-trick pony. Although he had two assists last night. That was funny. He had the two assists and Crosby had the two goals.
It's like switching roles there. Yeah, that's great. That 900 puck, the one that he scored was swiped. It was stolen, or at least Jordan Bennington tried to steal it. The culprit was caught red-handed by a linesman. He tried to hide the puck in the back of his hockey pants as he skated towards the corner.
See, he knew this was going to happen. I've got a really interesting thought here on this. Jordan Bennington knew that he was going to give up Alex Ovechkin's 900th goal. He just had a feeling, right? So he goes to the game. He finds a game puck. He shoves it in his pants. He goes out and he plays. He's going to sell on eBay.
So when Ovechkin gets his goal, he reaches in his pants, pulls out the fake. gives it to the official, and now he will forever have Alex Ovechkin's 900th goal puck.
So this is like a home run ball that's caught by a fan. Exactly. It's the bait and switch. What if he went for the fake but accidentally grabbed the real one? Like there's two back there. He's an idiot. And that's all there is to it. He's an idiot, if that's the case. Look at him, hands stuffed down his pants like Al Bunkie.
Look, I've done that many times in my hockey playing prowess, but it's usually just to scratch myself. But, like, we need to hear from Jordan Binnington. Because it's been a few days now. It's been, like, what, two days, I think? It happened Wednesday?
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of Hockey Fights Cancer month in the NHL?
Yeah, yeah.
We have yet to hear from him. At all. And whether he's going to tell the truth or whether he's going to make something up, we got to hear his take. Didn't he say that he was going to give Ovechkin the puck back no matter what?
His plan was to give him the puck? Personally? I don't know. I don't know. But he said he was going to give him the puck like he wasn't going to steal it. That is so damn selfish, man. Just let the linesman get the puck out of the net and have him toss it to the trainer so they can put the tape on it and he can write 900th goal. How simple is that? That's just selfish on Jordan Bennington's part.
Okay, so here's the quote. I figured I basically had an assist on the goal there, turning the puck over. I didn't think he'd mind sharing it. I had full intention to give it back to him.
That's a good quote. I like this little Pablo Torre finds out-esque video we've got going on here where we're really zooming in trying to get him red-handed here. Yeah, we see a hand. We see a hand. We see pants. And we see a black puck inside those pants. Ugh, boy. I think it was just an honest mistake, honestly. Honest mistake?
No, I think it was just, I truly believe he was going to give the puck back to Ovi. Bullshit, man.
Bullshit. We always wonder if the linesman never went up to him, what would have happened?
Oh, he would have kept that puck for himself. Like, screw Overskin. This is mine. You're not getting this. No, and then he gets hit in the side later in the game. No, he gets a puck out of the refrigerator in the pony box. Ah, the puck fridge. The puck fridge. I'm going to do something that I don't usually do.
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Chapter 7: What unique mascot-related stories are shared in this episode?
Smile? You can kiss my ass. But you're smiling. I have no choice but to smile. You shot me out there. All right. So I'm going to do what I don't usually do. I'm going to give the Islanders a bit of props here. They did a good thing. It has nothing to do with their roster construction. It has nothing to do with their play on the ice. It has everything to do. With their concessions.
Because they have a new item on the menu. It's a cinnamon roll, bacon, egg, and cheese. This is a breakfast sandwich that they're going to sell in the concessions. Cinnamon roll, bacon, egg, and cheese at UBS Arena. Wow.
Aside from the egg, because I don't eat eggs. Right. But that looks quite delicious. Yeah. I'm a big fan of mixing sweet and salty. Yeah. So... Yeah, it's not better than sweet and salty. No, I don't keep kosher, Ethan. So why do you not eat eggs? No, because I just don't like the way they taste. He doesn't like the texture. I didn't know if it was like a... Like a dietary restriction?
No, it's a taste bud restriction. And every few years I'll try it because the whole concept of eggs seems delicious to me. Like omelets mixing delicious food together? No, not really. Because it's got that flavor. So yeah, I'd love to like eggs, but I just don't. So you don't like scrambled?
You don't like omelets? You don't like over easy?
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Chapter 8: What recent performance highlights do the Panthers showcase against the Kings?
Every couple years we'll go to like IHOP or Denny's and my wife will order me like a little sampler of different eggs to try just to like make sure that I still don't like it.
Well, go to a good, go to like a high quality diner.
Go to like, yeah, go to Waffle House.
How about that?
Go over there. I mean, I never need an excuse to go to Waffle House. That's amazing. Roy, you know about that matzo brie?
You know what matzo brie is? No. Eggs and matzah. I know what matzah is. I don't know the actual dish. It's just matzah brie and eggs. Or matzah and eggs mixed up, fried up, boom.
Good. This is like the second day in a row that I'm hearing the word matzah brie, which you don't often hear. And the reason I heard it yesterday was pretty, I was like just debating in my head, do I share this little story? Yeah, I'll share it. Yeah. So my wife was she met like one of her first clients yesterday. She used to be an interior designer before we had kids.
And the way that she remembered this guy and his girlfriend at the time, she's like, yeah, he showed me a picture of his girlfriend completely naked with matzo bride covering her privates. Oh, man. Legitimately. That's like verbatim the text I got from my wife yesterday. And I'm like, hey, I don't remember this story at all. And B, this guy's like trying to get my wife into a threesome, right?
Swingers. Well, I'm saying, why else would you show a naked picture of your girlfriend?
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