The Ruptured Testicle vs. The Fractured Testicle | Hour 1

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Mike Ryan 0:00
Summer is pretty much my favorite time to be a sports fan. The biggest soccer tournament of the summer just wrapped up. Baseball's on every night. Racing never takes a weekend off. And my calendar basically revolves around first pitches, green flags, and whatever game everybody's texting about. I realized I'm the MVP of my group. I'm always the friend that says, hey, I've got it. I've got a place. I've got some ice cold Miller lights. I got the TV. I got a big, comfy blue leather couch. Come on over. That's the behavior of a Miller time MVP. I almost never watch the big ones alone. I'd much rather be with my friends. And if I am alone, we're texting. We're sipping on our Miller Lights, toasting the day, toasting the big games.
Mike Ryan 0:43
For me, Miller Light is just a part of a big game routine. It's brewed for taste with simple ingredients, clean, refreshing, and easy to drink, especially in the Miami heat. It's a true American Pilsner and the original light beer since 1975. An all-American summer starts with an all-American beer, Miller Lite. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. It's Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
Dan Le Batard 1:17
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Steve Dangle 1:29
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Chris Cote 1:34
Chris, can you give me an update on your father? Is he headed here or is he headed to the hospital? I was told he's headed here, but I texted him, you good? And no response, so. All right, so we will keep the cameras on, see if he limps in here, because this would be the second challenge we did with him involving him overestimating his kicking ability, whereby he injures himself.
Mike Ryan 1:55
You pushed him, Dan. I hope you feel bad.
Chris Cote 1:57
Well, of course I feel bad because I didn't intend to injure my old friend, but I didn't see anyone here wanting to or trying to stop me. You wanted him to make a kick.
Mike Ryan 2:09
He was 0 for 10. No, I didn't want him to make a kick. I wanted him to be blanked. I thought that that was working spectacularly. And then you push it and he made one, which sucked because now it's all going to be about that one. And he got hurt. You push it too far.
Chris Cote 2:21
i tend to do that sometimes speaking of which uh just continuing the business conversation we just had if your local television and the heat have been in a position where they had a deal that were expected to be paid and they're like where's our money and they're like we don't have your money and then they signed a one-year deal right like not not 45 million dollars less than the 55 million dollar deal the The executives at that point are happy. Oh, my God, we've got the cheap big team in town. We've got them cheap. What do you mean LeBron might come here? Really? Great. LeBron's going to be here. What do you mean network television gets all the LeBron games and we're going to go from having, you know, whatever it is, 82 games to all of a sudden having 50 games because LeBron and Giannis are going to be on.
Chris Cote 3:06
all the games. You take that, right? I mean, obviously you're getting a discount and you still take it, but all of those games are going to be blacked out locally, right? The customer's going to get not a whole season of free games. The customer, if LeBron comes here, is going to get what? What's the most number of games that are televised of a certain team? Because if LeBron comes here, the Miami Heat shoots from a few yards games a year? Oh, more than a few. They just got Giannis. No, but a few. How many national?
Mike Ryan 3:37
We did this last week. I think the number was like 34 games that can be televised nationally.
Steve Dangle 3:43
If that is true, let's just use that number. Just now with Giannis, how many do you think they get?
Chris Cote 3:48
20-something?
Steve Dangle 3:48
Yeah, I was going to say like half of that maybe. So maybe close to 20 would be my guess. But they would get the maximum, obviously, if you got LeBron.

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