Top 5 College Football Storylines You Forgot About | Hour 2
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So a report from Grant Cohn says that Kyle Shanahan was holding and using his cell phone when a 21-year-old swerved into his lane. That doesn't seem like something worth covering up, is it? Something worth covering up as an assortment of people on this show just admitted to recklessly driving their manslaughter vessels into all sorts of upcoming traffic while falling asleep, trying to make a, you know, venture home after the really hard work day of working four hours around here.
We're just being honest that we get sleepy on the road. I think it's a very common thing. It's really about that itis.
Can you look up for me whether the itises that your father spoke of there?
Phobias.
Phobias, excuse me. They're not itises. They're phobias.
Decidophobia.
What was the other one? It wasn't drowsophobia. What was it? Drowsophobia.
Well, a drowsy phobia or an intense fear of falling asleep is called somniphobia.
Okay, but that was the one I was unsure of. Decidophobia is the one.
You offered me $100.
Well, and you'll owe me $100 if decidophobia is a real word.
Is decidophobia a real word? Is it a real ailment? Is that what it's called?
I got to do a deeper dive. AI Overview says decidophobia is the extreme irrational fear of making decisions. Thank you. I'm not seeing a dictionary definition, but the Internet is telling me that it's a thing.
$100.
The previous... Hall of Famer around here for a call of an animal being on the field is something that has belonged around here for a while to Kevin Harlan. Can we play the sound, please, of Kevin Harlan? Because we've got a new nominee, Jason Benetti. Our friend Jason Benetti had a squirrel run on the field yesterday and did some play-by-play of a squirrel running on the field. But before we get to Benetti, let's play what is so far the king when it comes to animals running on the field.
Oh, there's a cat. A black cat has taken the field. A black cat is running from the 20 to the near side. The 10 from the 39 in Dallas. Here's a short throw down the middle. Caught by Ingram. Caught at the 35. Went to the 30. Now the cat running the other way. And so is Ingram at the 30 to the 25 to the 24-yard line. It's a catcher on a 15. Now the cat has stopped at the 50. So is it bad luck for the Giants? I don't know. the cowboys i don't know but they've stopped playing the players with hands on hips are watching the cat run and zigzag all over the field now he's at the five he's walking to the three he's at the two and the cat is in the cdw red zone cdw people who get it now a policeman a state trooper has come on the field and the cat runs into the end zone that is a touchdown
And the cat is elusive, kind of like Barkley and Elliott, but he didn't know where to go. Look at, they're trying to corner him, and they got him in the end zone.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–9:05
2
What grounds crew and squirrel/animal-on-field calls went viral?
9:05–9:49
3
How did Jason Benetti’s squirrel call compare to Kevin Harlan’s famous animal call?
9:49–18:30
4
Which top 5 college football offseason storylines did the hosts list?
18:30–19:42
5
Why is Kyle Whittingham’s move to Michigan a surprising offseason storyline?
19:42–23:35
6
How did the hosts explain the Pac-12’s changing team count and conference realignment?
23:35–26:49
7
What were the arguments for and against Jeff Kent’s Baseball Hall of Fame selection?
26:49–42:08
Speakers
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