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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stukas Podcast.
Historically, I have tried to do professionally in whatever is the ridiculous clown car of the second half of my media career, something that zigs while others are zagging. And so I will tell you that I am very excited that we are having success selling journalism in the modern age because it's not really something that people are looking for. to make profit.
And we're on in more places than we've ever been. So I tell you, if you want to do podcasts, it's Apple, Spotify, Amazon Music. If you want to do radio, it's Sirius XM Channel 85. If you want to do
mainstream stuff it's peacock and nbc sports now monday through friday from 12 to 3 or youtube and if you want to join us in the future it's draft kings network it's samsung tv plus it's the roku channel it's vizio watch free plus and others uh also you can get juju and trista after games. The remaining playoff games are going to have a lot of Juju and Trista after them at DLS Hoops on YouTube.
They're going to join us now here because I want to have a lot of basketball conversation. But before I do that, did we find any facts on whether or not other human beings have the exact voice somewhere in the world that you have? Or does every human being who has ever lived have a unique voice, because it's not something that I'd considered before. Trista, do you have any thoughts on this?
Yes, I think that guy who's like, yeah, see, yeah, got me, coppa. I think that's Adam Schein.
I also think nobody in the history of Earth has my voice, but I guess we'll read the polls on the post-game show to determine.
Both of you have super unique voices. It's one of the things I always think of this thing as an audio thing more than a visual thing, and I love how distinct your voices are. But did we get factual answers to my question about it seems implausible that every single person who has ever lived, there's never been anybody who has had my voice.
I'm more willing to believe it with Tristan Juju, actually, because I've never heard a voice like yours.
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Chapter 2: Why does Trysta Krick dislike Victor Wembanyama?
That was a bad one.
There we go.
There we are. Tony, you know that moment at a party or a tailgate where everything just sort of clicks? I know it well. It's usually when I show up, everybody goes crazy. Yeah, you usually take all the credit for it, but it's because Tony usually walks in with Cuervo. I walk in like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cuervo is the thing that turns hanging out into this is the night.
It has that effect on people. It does. You usually take the credit for it. But again, it's the Cuervo effect. It's like that moment in a big game where everyone in the crowd just starts standing up, hooting and hollering. Keep it Cuervo. Keep it Cuervo, baby.
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Chris Cody, when you come over to my house and we put on the games, I got basketball, I got baseball going on. But what do I lay out for you and the boys for entertainment and drinking? Miller Lite!
Uh-huh. Those beautiful white cans. Or on draft. Or the bottle, if you prefer. When you open that with the can, though, when you...
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of Daryl Morey's reputation in the NBA?
That's who I thought the Notre Dame mascot was, right? This guy. That's right, the leprechaun.
His name's Quasimodo.
At Levitard Show, if you want to vote on the polls, Juju, can you fix flopping, please, for me in the NBA? Come up with a solution. You're good at coming up with ways that we can get rid of some things that everyone, that the American people would enjoy having removed from the landscape.
Exactly. My sister, video team, y'all crazy. My sister, she made a great point on the alley-oop yesterday, bro. Like, if the referees could get it right, we wouldn't have none of these problems. But it's so much faking and flopping going around that y'all tricking the damn refs and thinking it's a foul when it's not. Chet Hungreen, I'm looking at you.
So I think that moving forward, flopping, if you get caught flopping on this damn instant replay, Five minutes, bro, I don't give a damn. You're out of the game. Somebody can come get you, but at the same time, you're out of this game. So in crunch time, five minutes left in the game, SGA good luck. You feel me? What do y'all think about that?
Any thoughts? What do I have here?
I like the idea. Seriously. Because it walks a fine line.
You're not ejecting them, but you're doing more than just getting a couple of free throws out of it. You're making them sit for five minutes. I think it's a brilliant idea.
You're not talking like hockey, right? I'm making sure I understood you. They're not down a man. You can put someone else out there, but just that guy's got to get off.
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Chapter 4: What are the criticisms surrounding Daryl Morey's decisions?
He was in the Lethal Weapon movies. That's not going to help you at all. He was in Mad Max, one of his first movies. Was there a horse in that? That was obviously, Juju got it right, that is Daniel Glover in Braveheart.
daniel glover dan dan lewis is who i was thinking of the full of himself actor do you still not know who it is i just said the movie do you still what is the name of the movie i don't know but i just said it say it again braveheart braveheart uh thank you trista thank you uh thank you juju uh again that's a good looking man at dls who also who also has gotten away with atrocities because of his looks there you go what do you say yeah
Hit the hat, babe.
Juju?
Throw that wham in a circle. If it's Lil, make it jump like a hurdle, man. Hey! Show.com, man. Log on.
At DLS Hoops, yes, famed anti-Semite Mel Gibson. Not Daniel Glover. Daniel Glover was not the star of Braveheart. You are right, Dad.
There was a horse in here.
Take our lives! But they'll never take over.
Classic Winnie. Also, it's Danny Glover. Put it on the poll. Would Braveheart had been a better movie if it had been Danny Glover instead of Mel Gibson Jr.? I can't believe that we have stumbled correctly on the idea.
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Chapter 5: How does the discussion explore the concept of beauty and professional success?
that no one in history has had a voice like anyone else in history. It just doesn't seem possible, and I don't feel like we've gotten accurate information. There has to be a guy in Bangladesh who sounds just like Tony. You just you can't tell me you can't tell me that there are no. How is it?
How would it be possible for no one to have exactly this whiny of a voice that someone out there sounds as annoying as I do when I get to this pitch? Can I ask the large language model, Dan, or no? I would like some information here, and even if it has to be acquired unethically, I'm willing to take what it is that... But you could just do research better than that.
You could also do... Listen to everybody's voice on the entire planet?
No, sorry, I can't do that. Get back to us on that. I'm being told your voices are like fingerprints shaped by unique anatomy, including the larynx, mouth shape, sinuses... And vocal cords.
Sounds very A-I-E.
A-I-E? You know what I meant.
A-I-E is spelled with a Y, isn't it? A-I-E.
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