Lauren, We Need To Talk! Sex Scandal? Care To Explain?
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Hello, Jennifer Welch. Are you ready for me this week?
I'm ready, baby. Welch's lemonade. Let's serve it up. Let's juice it up, baby. You know, I have great news. After you were on, after we did this last week, you were talking about how you were in D.C., And the young hit people were like, I love Welch's lemonade. Well, I went into our comments and we have all different flavors. We have a lot of straight men of all ages that listen to Welch's lemonade. Women of all ages and sexual orientation. We have a very diverse, very smart audience and community building here. at the weekend read doing business as Welch's lemonade DBA.
So they love, they love the squeeze is, is the, what is it?
What are the allegations against Lauren Boebert, and why are critics calling them hypocritical?
The juice is a juice worth the squeeze on our little show here.
Yeah. They're loving it.
Yeah. Why don't we start off with something juicy then? Okay. Okay. Because Lauren Bobert is, is being accused, she denies it, is being accused of allegedly having affairs with some people in her orbit, if not on her staff. And, you know, they're same sex. And she's talked about the trans folks and all that stuff. Every confession, every accusation is a confession.
I just think scissoring, right? I... I thought
I thought about that.
This is just this is perfect. First and foremost, there's nothing I love more than a Republican gay scandal. I have loved this stuff back from the Larry Craig days when he was tapping on the stall, you know, next time.
And it was an
FBI agent sitting U.S. senator. Of course, she's doing this stuff because MAGA Christians are completely sexually repressed and they are very jealous of. of the left and particularly of the lgbtq plus community because they have pride month they are able to have sex without shame they are able to get freaky or kinky or however they want to with absolutely zero judgment and so lauren bobert during the day it's you know she's a big jesus gal and then at night she's either given dry handies at a viewing of beetle juice or she's allegedly scissoring her staff and then there's also an alleged $200,000 hush money payment in this whole thing.
Well, on the former, the first one, there's video of it. Security video, remember? I mean, that's been
all over the place. Unfortunately, I do.
And on the second one, I don't know where it is, but I interviewed the guy who is making the accusations and he says he believes it to be true. And there are other things. He amended the complaint that he sent to the ethics committee. And then on the last one, yeah, apparently... There was some odd exchange of money that went on. Now, Lauren Boebert, these are just accusations. Same thing, accusations for Eric Swalwell. But the difference in parties is that Eric Swalwell is gone. Lauren Boebert is still there.
Yeah, because this in MAGA, these are completely forgivable things. I mean, and their default setting is to pick up the carpet, sweep it under the rug and roll it back down. I mean, of course, this sort of hypocrisy trickles down from the top. Donald Trump, grab him by the pussy, adjudicated rapist, cankles deep in the Epstein files, bragged about, you know, this big family values party. Yeah, when you own Miss Teen USA, you just get to walk back in the dressing room and girls, you know, underage girls are undressing and you get to inspect them. And I get to inspect them because I own the pageant. So, of course, Lauren Boebert's like, okay, this is perfect. I'm kind of fucked up. He's kind of fucked up.
But we both like to beat up on the people we fetishize at night. And so we're governed by just the most emotionally stunted, sexually stunted, intellectually stunted dipshits that are wrought with hypocrisy. But growing up in the Bible Belt, you know this and I know this. The louder the Christian, the bigger the scissors in Lauren Boebert's case.
Yeah.
Are you saying she's a scissor sister? I think so. You've heard of the scissor sisters.
I
have. All right. So listen, you're okay, right? And should we have known from the dresses? Should we have known from the like hoochie mama dresses that she started wearing that something was going on?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:44
2
What are the allegations against Lauren Boebert, and why are critics calling them hypocritical?
0:44–9:23
3
Why is Karoline Leavitt defending the White House press briefing room?
9:23–12:59
4
Why do some Black men support Donald Trump, and how does the manosphere influence their politics?
12:59–18:20
5
How should Democrats assess Barack Obama’s legacy while still criticizing his presidency?
18:20–34:43
6
Why did the Trump White House ban CNN, MS NOW, and Politico?
34:43–40:52
7
What did Mike Waltz’s social media follows reveal about political hypocrisy?
40:52–45:11
8
What are the rumors about Markwayne Mullin’s roommate, and what is actually known?
45:11–52:27
Speakers
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