FULL SHOW: A Sporting Feast (feat. Roger Tuivasa-Sheck)
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What are the hosts’ opening banter and World Cup build-up about?
The Hauraki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger. While Jerry and Minaya are sitting and sipping in the Kuru Lounge, Jace, Mike and Keezy have flown in from the Hauraki Big Show.
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G'day, Mogi, you absolute stallion of a man. You're looking a little weary today, X. You've got to be honest. A little haggard. But I like that look on you. How are you, you stud? G'day, you mad dog.
Giddy-ay, as they say in France, Jase. Oui, oui. You're going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee. God, doesn't that just get your loins going there? Sure does, man. Bit of cymbals there and there. Yeah, going pretty grouchy. Had a bit of a shitter on the odd sleep department last night, but hey man, I'm here for a few hours. Yeah. Here for a good time, not a long time, and I'm just absolutely frothing to get involved today. Of course, a little bit of football this morning as well, fellas. The second semifinal, England versus Argentina. I saw some kicks off at seven. I was watching something last night that was saying that Argentina is a protected species and has been right from the start.
of this Football World Cup from the draw all the way through. Right. And that the referee is particularly biased towards him, so it'll be interesting to just save that in mind when you're watching the game there, fellas.
I tell you what, it's going to be absolutely going off. Apparently, we've got old Beck and Dilly are going to be at a pub around the place, and so we'll be crossing to them to get the vibe, Keezy. They've been there all night, haven't they, Keyes? Yeah, why not?
Have they? Yeah. That sounds about right. So, yeah, we'll cross live to them. There's a pub downtown where all the fans go. There's plenty of pubs, but this one in particular really switches it on. And to be honest, I'm very jealous of England fans today. Yeah. You know, I feel like football just means so much to them, and they haven't won a World Cup since the 60s.
1966, I believe.
Every two years, even, when the Euros are on, they just go massive. It's coming home, and they're singing all the songs, and they fail. But, like, the semis, this is a huge achievement for England football and the fans will be just... It's quite tricky, isn't it? Yeah. It's a tricky one because I sort of feel for them and I almost root for them because I like English people. Yeah, same. One-on-one, I do. Same. But their fans are just mongrels and they wouldn't be good winners. Do you know what I mean?
Well, they're terrible losers.
They'd be shocking. They were terrible when they lost the penalty shootout a few years ago. Oh, yeah. But... As I've said this before, a lot of the UK comedians and things that I really like, they love it. Yeah. And I want them to be stoked. You know what I mean? Jase. Yes. How are you?
Yeah, I'm very good, thanks, fellas. I was saying to Mogi when I skipped into work today, my body, I think, is finally fully adjusted to breakfast. So I'm feeling pretty good, looking forward to the show, and it's going to be an absolute doozy. But let's kick off with a bit of a tune, shall we? The Dandy Warhols.
The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Yes, indeed, the dandy Warhol's there on the Big Show breakfast this Thursday morning. The time is 7 minutes past 6 o'clock, which means it's time for...
Is it what's on the breakfast? Yes. We haven't asked for text, Jase. This is what we did last time, remember?
Oh, yeah, no, we haven't, have we?
This is the same thing happened, was it on Monday? Jase has just finished telling us how he's getting to breakfast, and now he's laid a massive steamer.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What are the hosts’ opening banter and World Cup build-up about?
0:00–9:53
2
How are listeners describing their breakfasts and morning routines on 3483?
9:53–29:00
3
What are the Sport Headlines and poetry segment highlights?
29:00–36:58
4
How are the hosts reacting to the England vs Argentina World Cup semi‑final and live pub crosses?
36:58–52:54
5
What tradie mishaps and Jase’s ‘rental’ stories do the hosts share?
52:54–1:19:44