FULL SHOW: Crushing Hard (feat. Vinnie Bennett & Alex Tarrant)
episodePreviously titled “FULL SHOW: Crushing Hard” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026
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How does Jase learn about the bench press?
The Hauraki Big Show with Toledos. Rehydrate the right way with real ingredients and natural colours.
Don't fight it.
What celebrity crush does Keyzie reveal?
It's time to go up a size. This is the biggest. The biggest. The biggest.
This is the biggest.
What are the listeners' celebrity crushes?
Our biggest show. The Hauraki Big Show. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and...
Oh, g'day, you mad boss. It's great to have your company on this absolutely stunning autumn day. It is the 29th of April, 2026, and you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Toledo's.
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Toledo's! G'day, Mogi Estelian. How's life? Going pretty grassy, you mad dog.
You sick son of a bee. What a bloody beautiful day. It's incredible. Hasn't it been amazing?
I was talking to my wife. We're going for a stroll today. And I said, you know, this whole talk of the seasons have shifted. Absolutely.
What is the Brekky Challenge about?
Lock it in. I completely agree. Lock it in.
Now, I just said, you know, we're having a bit of a late summer. You called it an Indian summer, which I thought was completely out of line.
How do the hosts react to the Toy Box segment?
But I was shocked today when I walked to the office and I found you sunning yourself outside Whitcalls on Queen Street.
Yes. Is that what you do these days?
Yeah, totally. Well, it's my hood, man. You know, there's not a lot of space in the apartment for me. We don't get a lot of direct sunlight. No. So, yeah, outside Whitcalls there in my Speedos. Just getting a bit of D, Keezy.
Getting some D. Do you mean vitamin D? Or the other kind?
A mixture. Yeah, nice, man.
What is the story behind Sergeant Hane?
Biggers can't be choosy. Half and half.
Oh, were you begging?
What are the details of the new Te-Ledoz stores?
How are you going, Keezy?
Yeah, pretty good there, fellas. Can't complain. As I said, I just looked at the weather app just after your comments about it being an Indian summer, which you can't say, by the way, Jason.
Did I say that? Did I say that off air or something?
What happens during the Big Show Intervention?
Yeah, it was the voice as well. It's just not good. But the next two weeks... Pretty much suns all around.
Wow. How good. It is certainly an Indian summer, that's for sure.
Jase, what? Nothing, man. Hey, Mogi. Hey! What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? Another opportunity, another couple of opportunities to get yourself into the draw for Magic Round. We're off to Brizzy to see Buck Bull League, including the Warriors versus the Brisbane Broncos. The draw is this Friday at 5pm. You need to make sure you get yourself into the draw. Listen out for the cue to call. Give us a bell on 0800 HODAKI. We've also got Alex Tarrant and Vinnie Bennett. Can I say that they're Hollywood superstars, Jase?
Sure.
Okay, they're Hollywood superstars, and they're coming in to talk about their, well, it's actually a docudrama, Sergeant Hane. They'll be in later on after 5 o'clock if I had to guess. And coming up next, fellas, coming up next, we're going to be talking about our celebrity crushes after Keezy had an absolute shocker last night. Did I? Absolutely. Absolute shocker. Do you like Metallica? Yeah. The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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Hey, fellas. Let's chat celebrity crushes, eh? Because last night I was on the couch there with my wife. We were watching Tally together. Oh, yeah. And you know how she's got that celebrity crush?
Yeah, with that location, location guy. No. Very attainable. Can I say that?
Yes, very attainable. Don't set the bar too high. Just some ball-headed freak show. No, sorry, sorry. Hang on. You're getting your wires massively crossed. Oh. She's got a crush on the host of Grand Designs New Zealand.
Oh, Grand Designs. New Zealand as well. Yes.
Yeah.
Not one of the good ones. And he's an older guy, isn't he?
No, he's like 40. Oh, yeah. You're thinking of the host of the English one. No, no. I know the guy you mean. He's a good looking bastard. And she's got a thing for Jeremy Clarkson, hasn't she? No, she really does not. She really does not. Um... So she likes the host of Green Designs New Zealand. And she's even worked with him before because she used to work for TVNZ.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
How does Jase learn about the bench press?
0:01–0:12
2
What celebrity crush does Keyzie reveal?
0:12–0:15
3
What are the listeners' celebrity crushes?
0:15–1:09
4
What is the Brekky Challenge about?
1:09–1:17
5
How do the hosts react to the Toy Box segment?
1:17–1:43
6
What is the story behind Sergeant Hane?
1:43–1:46
7
What are the details of the new Te-Ledoz stores?
1:46–1:59
8
What happens during the Big Show Intervention?
1:59–1:01:06