FULL SHOW: Dinner Parties Are BACK

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Shannon Maldonado 0:00
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Stuart Maconie 0:30
The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food.
Jase Hoyte 0:41
Freshly made with Reburger.
Jason Hoyte 0:59
Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company on this glorious Monday afternoon. It is the 27th of July, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Bit Show brought to you by Reburger.
Keezy (Keyzie) 1:20
Crave-worthy street food freshly made with Reburger. Yum.
Jason Hoyte 1:25
Great stuff. Speaking of which, g'day, Mogi. How's life, you stallion?
Keezy (Keyzie) 1:29
Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee, you deviant. I've heard somebody out in the office saying you're a deviant. And I thought, jeez, I never thought of that before. But that is absolutely spot on. Oh, that was Fran, our head of HR. Yeah, yeah. She said you're a shock and bust. What, she called me a deviant, did she? Yeah, yeah. Was that because of my boots? No, she said we refer to him as a deviant. Did she?
Shannon Maldonado 1:53
Yeah.
Keezy (Keyzie) 1:53
She said actually what I heard was the clinical term is deviant slash sicko. And she was talking to Bogsy, the CEO.
Jason Hoyte 2:01
Oh, right. In our office here.
Keezy (Keyzie) 2:03
Who was sort of holding a pair of handcuffs.
Jason Hoyte 2:05
Right.
Keezy (Keyzie) 2:06
Yeah.
Jason Hoyte 2:06
Well, I mean, I wouldn't call Bogsy a deviant or a sicko, but I mean, you know, each to their own is what I say. I don't judge. Apart from that jacket. How are you going, Keezy? Your Tony jacket on?
Keezy (Keyzie) 2:20
Yeah, I'm going really good, thanks, fellas. Monday, start of the week. Oh, am I right?
Jason Hoyte 2:25
Yeah, man.
Keezy (Keyzie) 2:25
Five straight days of the fellas. Can't bloody wait. Back to back to back to back to back. Spot on, Mogi. Yeah, thank you. We've got some red hot content on today's show as well, so I'm fired up. I am absolutely frothing. Hoity J, how are you going, man? Yeah, very well, thank you. Can't complain. Can I be honest?

What’s the show opening and host banter about mood and introductions?

Keezy (Keyzie) 2:42
Got a real hooer of a mood vibe from Horty J when he came in.
Jason Hoyte 2:44
Oh, really?
Keezy (Keyzie) 2:45
Not even being a shit-stirrer. Straight up. Yeah. Matt, you seem good to me. I mean, you've got your uniform on. You seem happy.
Jason Hoyte 2:52
It's really interesting because my wife's the same. She assumes if I'm quiet that I'm in a hooer of a mood. Yeah. Because usually you don't shut up. Because I just enjoy being quiet sometimes. And I love to preserve my energy and just go da-doosh for the big show. Speaking of which, Moggy, what's coming up?
Listener caller (Joseph) / contest caller (won $250) - Unknown 3:14
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi?
Keezy (Keyzie) 3:17
Well, it's the final week, fellas, of July. Where has the time gone? Jeez, Louise. Your final week to get an opportunity for the pies that pay. Listen out for the cuticle. Ring 0800 HODAKI and you could win yourself $250 cold hard cash. Charlie Gubb. He's going to be on the line later on to have a little bit of a chat about the Warriors' debacle of a performance over the weekend. And coming up next, look, we've been waiting for this for a long time. People have been crying out for this. We're going to name a pigeon. Yeah. We're going to name a pigeon. Yeah, we said it on the finalists last week. I don't like any of the names, but we need to lock one of them in because the pigeon is racing its first race this weekend.
Keezy (Keyzie) 3:56
Is it this weekend?
Jason Hoyte 3:57
This weekend. Oh, my God. Time flies. I've got to be honest with you, Kesey. You just need to suck it up, man. Read the name. Yeah, you do. I'm not stoked about my cat being called Jizz, but the people spoke and the people have their way.
Keezy (Keyzie) 4:08
Yeah, but people aren't suggesting we call it Birdshit Jase, are they? They're suggesting bird shit Chris.
Jason Hoyte 4:14
Yeah, but, you know, hoity jizz.
Keezy (Keyzie) 4:16
The jizz palace.
Jason Hoyte 4:18
You know?
Keezy (Keyzie) 4:19
Well, that's coming up next anyway.
Jase Hoyte 4:22
That's coming up next anyway.
Jason Hoyte 4:24
It's Soundgarden.
Jase Hoyte 4:26
The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Jason Hoyte 4:30
Yes, indeed, good shirt there on the Hodaki Big Show. This Monday afternoon, the time is 15 minutes past 4 o'clock. Now, our regular listeners will know that recently, Keezy bought himself a racing pigeon.

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