FULL SHOW: Remembering A Legend (feat. Anton Lienert-Brown)

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How do Jase, Mike and Keezy introduce The Big Show breakfast?

Mike Minogue 0:00
The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger. Jerry and Minaya are away this week. Filming a reality TV show. And action. So we've hired their stunt doubles. Jace, Mike and Keezy from The Hodaki Big Show.
Unknown 0:19
Don't fight it. It's time to go up a size. This is the biggest. Biggest. The biggest. This is the biggest. Our biggest. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Jason Hoyte 1:00
No.
No.
Jason Hoyte 1:36
Back down. Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company this Tuesday morning. It's the 14th of July, 2026, and you, my friends, as always, listening to the big show Breakfast, brought to you by Bunnings Trade.
Mike Minogue 1:55
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Jason Hoyte 2:02
One of my chief concerns when we agreed to do breakfast was that old Mogi was going to turn up all rugged up. You know, jackets, et cetera, et cetera. Because it's cold out, fellas, and it's been raining as well. But I am delighted to see... He's wearing his tighty-whitey T-shirt, looking like an absolute stud. G'day, Mogi. How's life? Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee.
Mike Minogue 2:33
Tuesday morning there, fellas, and our final week of breakfast, and people are devastated about it. Yeah, man. We had one guy yesterday on the text machine who was so sad he asked us to text him when we were leaving so that he could come back from the rock. Just wanted to know when Gerry was going to be back. Yes. Was it just one guy, was it? That guy was gutted, yeah. I mean, that's just an example of the deluge of support that we've had over the last few days and that. So, our last week, I'm gutted about it, but I think you've got to celebrate what you've got while it's here, Jase. Yeah, man. That's always been my motto, and that's how I feel about old Keezy. Yeah, yeah.
Jason Hoyte 3:12
Kia kaha. Kia kaha. Now, can I just say, Keezy?
Mike Minogue 3:16
What does it make sense?
Jason Hoyte 3:18
Um... Very, very hooded eyes this morning. Normally, of course, I associate that with you being massively hungover, but I know that's not the case today. You're just a bit weary on it.
Mike Minogue 3:31
Just tired, Jase, because it's 6am and usually I don't go to work until the afternoon. That's true. But hey, big show coming up, fellas.
Jason Hoyte 3:40
Massive show.
Mike Minogue 3:41
You're looking good, Jase.
Jason Hoyte 3:42
As always. This is my prime time, man. I love this time of the day. In the meantime... Here's Jimmy Eat World. The Hauraki Big Show.
Mike Minogue 3:52
Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Jason Hoyte 3:54
Yes, indeed. Jimmy Eat World there on the Big Show Breakfast this Tuesday morning. Normally at this time of the day, what we'd be doing is What's for Breakfast with me, Keezy. What's on the breakfast. What's on the breakfast with me, Keezy. And we thought actually what we'd like to do is start up our own sort of cafe type set up here, fellas. The Big Show Breakfast and Coffee Lounge, we could call it. Something like that. I hate that name. Well, think of another one then. I'm just putting it out there to start with, Keezy. Don't diss on my ideas, man. It's bloody nine minutes past six.
Mike Minogue 4:27
I'm so sorry. It's a great idea. What was it? The breakfast?
Jason Hoyte 4:30
The Big Show Breakfast and Cafe and Coffee Lounge.
Mike Minogue 4:34
Yeah, that's shit.
Jason Hoyte 4:36
But we'll think of something. Yeah. Or you decide on 3483 what our cafe should be called.
Mike Minogue 4:43
Yeah, that's a good idea. We figured you could give us a ring there on 0800 HODAKI. Hoity J is going to start the day by taking your order. You know when you go to those cafes and you're just served by the most unfriendly, filthiest, grumpiest son of a bee that you've ever met in your life? Well, we thought today that would be you, Jason. Yeah, sure. I don't know why.
Jason Hoyte 5:00
Oh, no. Look, I'm great with customer service out front. Front of house. Front of house, yeah. Front of house, Jase. Yeah, all right.
Mike Minogue 5:08
I know that. My worry is that no one's going to call up at 6 a.m. in the morning. People love calling us, man. They will, man. Really? Totally. Right, okay. Would you have to put some sort of prize on the line? I think so. What about a million dollars? Okay. Why not? Okay, I'll write that down. One million dollars. Did you say one million? Just one million. Okay.
Jason Hoyte 5:30
So what we're wanting is for people to call us on 0800 Hauraki and we'll take your order, basically.

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