FULL SHOW: The Hoyte Files (feat. Bryn & Ku's Single's Club)

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What did Jase find troubling about his weekend?

Jase Hoyte 0:00
The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger.

What exciting events did the hosts experience over the weekend?

Mike Minogue 0:09
Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show.
Jason Hoyte 0:12
Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day, you mad bastard. It's great to have your company this Monday afternoon. It is the 6th of July, 2026, and you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.

What are the details about the wedding the hosts attended?

Mike Minogue 0:29
Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries, and gourmet eats that will change the game.
Jason Hoyte 0:34
Yummy. I reckon.
Karl Urban 0:38
G'day, Mogey, you stallion. How's life? Going pretty grousey, you mad dog. You're a sick bastard, aren't you, mate?
Eh?
Karl Urban 0:48
Shocking bastard. But we'll get into that after five. Oh, okay. Yeah, good. We're going to get pretty deep on that. What a hell of a weekend it was, man. She was rammed to the gills with sport.

How did the hosts feel about the rugby match results?

Karl Urban 0:56
She was. Very relaxing, except for my heinous hangover yesterday. Got a little bit of a two-dayer going on. Not quite back to normal, Keezy, but... Tomorrow, tomorrow I'm going to be feeling good. Tomorrow's going to be your third date. But I don't want you to think that the show's going to suffer today. Not at all.
Jason Hoyte 1:14
Oh, no, I didn't think that for a moment.

What insights did the guests share about their new show, Bryn and Koo's Singles Club?

Karl Urban 1:15
Quite the opposite. How about you, Keezy? You looking good, brother?
Mike Minogue 1:18
Thanks, fellas. Yeah, looking good, feeling good. God, excited for the long weekend ahead. It's not far away, is it? Short week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bloody exciting. Also, we're going to be covering Brekkie later on this week as well. Switching things around.

What unique cuisine did Jase discuss during the episode?

Mike Minogue 1:32
Caps out of the bag. Yeah, totally. Is that a big secret?
Jason Hoyte 1:34
Caps out of the bag. We've got to have a bit of an admin chat on that front. Actually, just speaking of your Monday and, you know, you had a big weekend there, Mogi. Thanks, mate. I was watching a fella this morning at about 7.30. They're fixing up the playground by my place.

What were the hosts' thoughts on the latest news stories?

Jason Hoyte 1:49
And there was a dude there today that was so unimpressed with the world. Yeah. He would do about, and I'm not joking, it was windy, it was cold. He'd do about 30 seconds of work and then he would lean on his rake for about five minutes and do nothing.
Karl Urban 2:03
Was he looking at his phone?
Jason Hoyte 2:04
He was looking at his phone and then he'd get down on his knees to sort of staple stuff and then sort of get back up really, sort of like it was a massive effort. Lean on his rake again for five minutes.
Mike Minogue 2:16
Just over it already. How good. Highly relatable. Totally, man. Hey, what's coming up in the show, Mogi?
Karl Urban 2:25
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi. Bear and Pie July continues, fellas. Listen for your cue to call and you could be in, well, actually immediately win $250, your share of $20,000 that we're giving away with the pies that pay in July. Later on, we're going to be talking to Brindley Stent and Kota Forrester. They're going to come into the studio, fellas. Yes. Talking about the second season of their show, Brin and Coo's Singles Club. And up next, old Keezy. Old nosy fella he is. He's got a few questions about the weekend. Yeah. What old Hoity J and Mogi got up to.
Mike Minogue 3:00
Well, all I know is that Mogi was very hungover and Jase won't tell me. Yeah.

How did Jase's family react to the Harry Potter movie marathon?

Mike Minogue 3:04
Wow, it was a big weekend.
Jason Hoyte 3:06
It was a big, special weekend. Speaking of which, here's the Chemical Brothers.
Jase Hoyte 3:12
How's that related? I don't know. It's not related. It's not related at all. The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
Jason Hoyte 3:20
Highly suspect there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is exactly 12 minutes past 4 o'clock.
Mike Minogue 3:27
Fellas, I've got a bone to pick. Now, this doesn't usually happen, which is why it's so weird. You're being very cagey. You haven't responded to any messages on the group chat. In fact, you guys have pretty much been zero dark for about three days straight now, and you won't answer my old pugs' messages either. Trying to figure out what the heck we're doing with the show today. No response, you know? Just need to know what's going on. What's with the sudden blockade when it comes to communication?
Jason Hoyte 3:56
Can I just say, and I think I can speak for Mogi when I say this, what a weekend. Holy hecka. What a weekend.
Karl Urban 4:03
That doesn't answer anything. Wow.
Jason Hoyte 4:05
What were you doing? I mean, I've had some good weekends in my time, but this one, top two.

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