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The Hauraki Big Show

OUTRO: Day One

01 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What mood swings are discussed in the podcast?

0.031 - 7.794 Unknown

Here we go, Jason. Okay, you ready? Oh, he's filthy. Look at him. Do you actually want me to start or do you need like five minutes?

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7.874 - 9.298 Jason Hoyte

No, just do it, man.

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9.683 - 24.308 Mike Minogue

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24.489 - 27.173 Unknown

Oh, g'day, fellas. Backbone.

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27.374 - 52.978 Jason Hoyte

Hello. There we go. How you going, man? How fucking good is this weather at the moment? It's amazing. Seriously, it is just... Amazing. So much so, in fact, my wife and I went, we've got to go to the family batch this weekend. Oh, did you? Listen to this elitist. I wish it was my batch. Because, you know, knowing us, we won't do that. And then when we finally do go, the weather will be shithouse.

52.998 - 55.062 Keyzie

Well, it's a beautiful weekend this weekend, Jay.

55.082 - 55.322 Jason Hoyte

Yes, it is.

55.342 - 59.89 Keyzie

So you picked the right time. I was just talking to my wife earlier on. We're going to go for a couple of morning walks.

Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about the current weather?

59.87 - 76.293 Keyzie

Oh, nice. Nice. This morning was bloody beautiful. Oh, it was magnificent. Crisp, cheesy, cool to the touch. Crisp, cheesy. Oh, crisp, cheesy, they call them. I went for a walk this morning as well. Fucking delightful. Yeah, delightful. Except not as good out your way because you're out west.

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76.313 - 86.687 Jason Hoyte

I was in the city. I was in the city too. We went for a coffee. I mean, I was walking on a brand new walkway. And then walked up. But anyway, someone's booked it.

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87.865 - 90.249 Unknown

Oh, did you try leaving it to the day?

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90.309 - 95.296 Jason Hoyte

Yes, because it was just a spur of the moment. I woke up this morning with a morning wood.

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96.598 - 98.741 Keyzie

Oh, my God, that reminds me.

99.022 - 105.792 Jason Hoyte

And I said to my wife, I said, how do you feel about going to the Batch this weekend, just for a night?

106.072 - 108.476 Keyzie

Well, you're absolutely plundering yourself.

108.496 - 110.439 Jason Hoyte

And she went, yeah, that's a possibility.

110.599 - 111.2 Keyzie

Plundering.

Chapter 3: What plans do the hosts have for the weekend?

122.995 - 137.963 Jason Hoyte

No, there's something on next weekend. I can't remember what. For me, I mean, not for you, Keezy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not for old Keezy. Oh, it might be my wife's speed puzzling. Is that what it's called? Speed puzzling.

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138.003 - 142.15 Unknown

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%, man. How are you going, Jase? Good, thanks, man. Or should we save this?

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143.092 - 153.392 Keyzie

Yeah, save it. Although you're going to have more than one conversation. I think you're going to have a deeper conversation about it here. Sure. Because what I think's happening... Is that a new top? It is Mogie.

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156.236 - 157.217 Jason Hoyte

Glad you noticed, man.

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157.278 - 161.904 Unknown

I can tell what he's doing. His new strat is to wind you up as much as possible.

162.245 - 164.247 Jason Hoyte

No, it's just Mogie per norm.

166.451 - 167.312 Keyzie

That's good stuff.

167.352 - 169.875 Jason Hoyte

No, but you're all G though, eh? Yeah, I'm good, man. Okay, Jesus.

169.896 - 185.439 Keyzie

How has it been, though? Because obviously everyone out there, today is the first day of Woody Janus' big bet. What is a fucking big bet? It's your big bet Yeah Of not vaping and stuff How has it been so far? It's been fine actually Have you spoken to your wife about it?

Chapter 4: How does Jase feel about giving up vaping?

245.002 - 248.008 Keyzie

So I know not to get – I won't be getting too chatty.

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248.028 - 251.915 Unknown

Jase, Jase, what can I do to do the same? Just button it? Yeah.

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251.935 - 253.157 Keyzie

No, to affirm your resolve.

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253.317 - 255.16 Unknown

No, no, yeah, just button it, Keezy.

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255.52 - 260.327 Keyzie

If you start getting in behind him, he's going to be, ugh. I'm just going to be like, oh, God.

260.347 - 286.964 Unknown

When you say getting in behind, do you mean like saying stuff like, you can do this, Jase, man? Yeah, I believe in you, man. I do believe in you. Yeah, man. Seriously, Jase, I'm so fucking confident in you. I'm twitching now. I keep a big show podcast. No, but I'm just like, Jase is different this time. Keep it up, kids. This is good. This is good for me. Fuck you.

287.025 - 288.487 Unknown

Honestly, you're dominating this, man.

288.507 - 292.334 Jason Hoyte

What has it been, like a few hours? I am going to dominate it. I feel like a completely new man.

292.415 - 299.366 Keyzie

Yeah, you look like a brand new man. You look like you're right on the brink. Because I... You look like the man on the edge of his emotions.

Chapter 5: What challenges does Jase face in his big bet?

391.971 - 396.859 Keyzie

Where's the support? Don't work on people like Jase and I. You've got to be mean to him and mean to me.

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397.039 - 398.761 Unknown

I can't be mean to Jase because he's the man right now.

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398.781 - 401.626 Keyzie

You have to say to Jase, listen, you piece of shit.

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403.388 - 412.91 Unknown

Just for fuck's sake, have a cigarette. No. But at any point, you're wavering. You know, me and Pugs are a phone call away.

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412.93 - 420.88 Jason Hoyte

I don't know if you've noticed this about Pugs lately. He's changed, man. You've got to start saying things like, I bet you can't do it.

422.294 - 424.256 Keyzie

That'll work for Jase.

424.316 - 437.47 Unknown

But do you know what I'm doing? I'm saying these things just to make myself feel better because I know it's literally a fucking waste of time and money. But if I say these things, it's like, oh, Chris, at least you're doing your best in this bet you have no control over.

437.49 - 441.815 Keyzie

At what point do you think you feel safe, Jase? That'll be the question because that's when you're most at risk.

441.835 - 446.76 Jason Hoyte

You mean where I feel like I've cleared the biggest hurdles? Yes. I don't know that I ever will.

Chapter 6: What advice do the hosts give regarding support during challenges?

517.287 - 520.852 Jason Hoyte

If you're not vaping, then you'd think you wouldn't be feeling sore.

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520.872 - 526.32 Unknown

But you've just been running a marathon, and now you've stopped. Your muscles are sore and recovering, and then they'll be stronger than ever.

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526.6 - 536.907 Keyzie

You know what happens with smoking, Jase? What happens when you stop smoking? You start hacking shit up. You do, yeah. Yeah. You're not hacking shit up when you're smoking, are you? But it happens when you stop. It's fucking out the gate.

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536.927 - 537.689 Jason Hoyte

Mind you, I never did that.

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537.709 - 538.753 Keyzie

And then it stops after a while.

538.793 - 561.182 Jason Hoyte

When I gave up the durries, I never did that either. I didn't hack shit up. In fact, the only time I did start to get a bit throaty on it was when I vaped. Yes, agreed. Which was weird. It's shit. Yeah, no, it's not good. But other than that, good feels, good. That's good, mate.

561.282 - 563.606 Unknown

I'm stoked for you. We're almost half a day into this.

563.746 - 566.19 Jason Hoyte

I might put on a bit of weight.

567.537 - 574.99 Keyzie

God, really? Even more. Even more. Even more, man. Well, your power to weight ratio is going to be through the roof for this bench press competition.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts discuss the effects of quitting smoking?

616.12 - 617.102 Unknown

It's so good.

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