Why it's not weird to suck your own dick
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What is the episode’s main topic and why did the hosts choose to discuss self‑sucking?
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Hello, it's Pip Rasmussen. I'm on my own sim today. My other pod half D. Salmon is flexing her radio muscles elsewhere, doing the Brekkie show for the next few weeks. So for now, it's just you and me. And I'm actually so excited about the pod topic we're about to dive into. And if you've read the title, which you probably have, you clicked on it, you know what you're getting into here. And I don't blame you for hitting play on this one. It's something of like a pop culture phenomenon. You know, with all those rumors about Marilyn Manson removing ribs so that he could do it. And I think that it's something we're all a bit curious about. The act of sucking your own dick. Right now, I'm just wishing that Dee was here because we've had so many chats about this, and this isn't something confined to us talking very loudly in our open plan office.
Oh no, we took this to every bar, cafe, Pilates room, quizzing people on how they would give themselves the old Gluckluck 3000. We've been ripping the lid off this conversation with peen owners and non-peen owners alike, by the way. Discrimination here. We want to talk about it with everyone. You know, discussing things like if we had a dick, would we give it a go?
How did the hosts discover the viral interest in self‑sucking and what sparked the investigation?
What would it feel like? And can anything go wrong? These are the questions that we've been wondering and we're gonna be answering them in this episode. So let's start this investigation into the wonderful world of autofallah. So you might be wondering what brought on this topic? Was it just Dee and I fantasizing about what it would be like to have different bits down there and all the things that we would do if we had a dong between our legs? Look, honestly, it sounds like a likely story, but no, we live to serve. And it's our job to educate and help you, our listeners, with all your love, sex, and relationship dilemmas. But also we are glued to our phones. So when something goes viral, we notice. And we want to investigate for the greater good.
So maybe you caught that article doing the rounds online about a new HBO series, The Time Traveler's Wife, in which the main character, Henry, travels back in time to go down on himself. Yeah. Trait! Obviously Twitter blew up with people online admitting that they would give themselves head or self-suck. And despite autofalacio being a bit of a taboo topic, we know that people were searching for it online and are keen to find out more. Actually, recently Vice Australia posted on their Instagram that their how to suck your own dick article was their most clicked article of the year. And let me tell you, I sent that to Dee as soon as I saw it and I was like, What? We need to look into this. And you know what?
It's not only us talking about it. Even the world's most popular podcaster, Joe Rogan, admitted that it was something he could do.
Well, I'm very flexible. And you lift your nuts back out. No, you cannot. Bullshit. I gotta do it.
So obviously we wanted to know, is this something people are doing or have tried to do? Well, of course we put it up on our Instagram.
What did the Instagram poll reveal about how many people have tried self‑sucking?
21% of you said that you've tried, which I think is too low of a number. And Hookup Listener Jay agrees with me. He reckons that there are two types of people with penises in the world. Those who openly admit they've tried to suck their own dick and those who lie and say they haven't tried.
Ask someone with with with a penis hard enough and you're close enough with them, you're at some point, and this is just in my experience, gonna get the answer yes, because it's not something everyone wants to admit, even in an anonymous poll online.
This is definitely something D and I agree with. Okay, no, JK, but seriously, there's no shame in admitting you've tried because, well, it's actually a pretty normal rite of passage for people, which we'll get into in a little bit. And also, can I just say we're definitely in the camp of if we had a dick, we'd give it a go too. Anyways, so just how many of us have tried? Men's sex coach Cam Fraser says, although there's no research out there on this topic, he reckons that there are still a lot of
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the episode’s main topic and why did the hosts choose to discuss self‑sucking?
0:02–1:15
2
How did the hosts discover the viral interest in self‑sucking and what sparked the investigation?
1:15–3:13
3
What did the Instagram poll reveal about how many people have tried self‑sucking?
3:13–5:47
4
How many listeners actually succeeded at self‑sucking and what methods did they use?
5:47–7:54
5
What physical techniques (flexibility, positioning) make self‑sucking possible?
7:54–9:39
6
How did the guests describe the sensation and pleasure (or lack thereof) of self‑sucking?
9:39–10:51