Episode 799 | "Belt 2 Ass"
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The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. Um, uh-huh. I need mine to be right. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, check. Still not back to my luxurious self, but it's all right. It's all right. I wouldn't have missed this one for the world. Never. Hear what you got. I couldn't have called out to this.
A hum, hum, hum. A hum. A hum. Hear ye, hear ye.
Hear, hear, hear, hear. Fa la la la la la la la.
Energy will carry me. La la la. You still sick? Adrenaline. Nah. Nah. It's on the way out. It's on the way out. I'm chilling.
I got the good drugs in the house.
Hit.
All right, all right. Those are nice glasses.
Thank you. Very nice. Thank you. Very Miami.
80s Miami. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Miami needs a redo so bad. They need to, Miami's like fucking Mexico. They just need to knock all that shit down and do it again. The Pablo Escobar era's over, man. If they don't do something with all these cocaine hotels.
The new ones, cocaine hotels too. We'll make them new. The old ones? I said make them new. The pink ones and the yellow ones and the teal ones. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. All right. Mike, Mike, Mike. All right, let's get this thing started. Yes, sir. Let's go. Oh, here he, here he. Popping, popping, what's popping? What's popping? Everybody good? Everybody good? Everybody good?
Last looks.
Last looks. Y'all look great. You smell great. You know what I mean? Hope everybody is healthy in mind, body, and spirit. Prayers to those inside the room and outside. You know what I mean? Feeling good, feeling good. Mark, congratulations, man.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I ain't going to waste no time. That's all I ask.
Congratulations, man. Yeah, man. I was looking to see if you would be on the field with the rest of the Philly elite.
Nah, man. The Philly celebrities.
Or in the streets on the light pole or something.
I had I had I didn't I don't do that I did see them steal the light pole though and we say fans we just mean white fans but like they took you ain't never seen a negro steal a light pole you know what I mean we might shoot up the neighborhood but we don't steal a light pole what the fuck am I gonna do with a traffic light but I was so proud of my city nobody got killed nobody nobody got killed yeah That's because y'all used to it now. Yeah, the parade is still happening. Yeah, we winners, man. That's what we do now. Y'all used to it now. That's what we do now. But we won the Super Bowl. I didn't go. I had to fly to LA the next morning. I just took a ride out back to make the show. So I couldn't go to Philly. But what I did do was watch for the first time an NFL game in eight years.
I saw like maybe five minutes of the game. So you lifted your boycott. I lifted the boycott. I was convinced.
Because the Eagles were there.
No, they were there two years ago. I didn't go. I didn't see the last one we won. I did it because people, some people made some good arguments.
We can talk about them later. And my wife wanted to have a Super Bowl party.
That's the real one.
Yeah, let's be real. That was the main one, yo. But it was so good to have people at the crib and to watch. It was the least Philly game I've ever seen. We usually take it down to the wire, or the last time we'd be up five touchdowns and give up four.
Not this time. No, no.
That shit was wonderful. This was belt to ass. Belt to ass. Start to finish. Start to finish, man. I've never felt so good. I loved it. I absolutely loved it. I don't know when I became so fuck Pat Mahomes. I do. When they won, what, the third one? I fuck right. Fucking. His brother. The family. The wife. And then fucking Taylor. And then he's so smug. And then the refs got involved.
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