Episode 808 | "Meet Me At The Police Station"
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What are Joe's theories about Melyssa?
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All right.
All right. Yes, sir. Everything you guys say from this point on is being recorded. Can and will be used against you in the court of public opinion. Oh, that's for fucking sure. That's for sure. Actually, most of the audience is listening to use it against you in the court of public opinion.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
So just now that we're on the same page, we are. Please commence to having the conversation you guys were just having.
Okay, now from the beginning or from the middle?
I don't know.
I laughed because Mel stood on it. Yeah, she was dead serious. Mel don't give a fuck. So we were talking about getting the B12 shots.
Well, no, IV drips. Well, did it start with B12 shots?
Well, that's what I meant. Same shit. Yeah, IV drips. I said that I was going to Queens because I know a lady out there that she's going to comp me because of who I am. Fancy. You said you can go to Jersey. You could do it in Jersey. Michael Paul recommended someone, and I think you'll get comped there as well. Then I said, then Ice made a joke and said, we like the cops. Oh, no, ain't no joke. Yeah. Ice made a dead ass. He made a dead ass. And then somehow Mel said, yeah, I like to hire students to do shit for free.
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on one second here.
Those student programs don't work, by the way.
Yes, they do. Mel. So one of the best things that you can do.
You're a guinea pig?
Hold on one second here.
Carry on.
You know. There's different schools, you know what I'm saying? So if you wanted to go to a massage school, they're always looking for bodies to practice on. Sure. What?
You're not letting these niggas practice on you, are you?
Yes, and I will tell them exactly what they're doing right and what they're doing wrong. Keep going.
Two hours. You try to save money by any means. Mel's a guinea pig, man.
Listen, I'm helping out, okay? Go get a massage, please. I do, but this is a very reciprocal thing to do. You know what I'm saying?
So it's your way of giving back.
It is. It is. Massage students are looking for bodies to practice on.
And then Mel Ford walks in the room, can't work.
Hola, yes.
Mel, one day you have to stop being such a crackhead, though.
How? I don't think it's a crackhead. Listen, I will say this. I am a crackhead for massages. I am. She's cheap.
Frugal. Those programs, because I try to do your bag. I try to get it off with the free editor. Yo, I'm looking for an editor from Premiere Pro. No, no, no, I'm not playing with that.
That shit don't work. I'm not playing with that.
Them niggas don't know how to do nothing.
They don't know what they're doing.
You know, I'm not playing for that. They fuck up and put different logos. They use the bullshit font. What's it called? Ariel or whatever. They use bullshit. Those shit don't work. You can't use them niggas from the school.
No, no, no. Not editing. Not stuff like that.
We know. That's your biggest beef. You want me to say your biggest beef? You an editor? Ooh.
I mean, listen, it's fucking hard to find good work. Like, listen, there is an epidemic of over-promising and under-fucking-delivering.
No, they charge too much, and you don't like the results. That's what it is. And you try to find a way to circumvent it.
And then you go up to Seton Hall and try to get it done. Or Rutgers. I'm looking for an editor. Any of these colleges with these programs.
No, no, no, not with editing. You can't skimp there.
You can't skimp there.
You can't skimp there.
You cannot, I agree. But you can skimp with the massage, though. I mean. You can have the rookie touching you.
You guys say that like it's a bad thing. It is. No, it's not.
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