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The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 894 | "White-Ish Mamba"

14 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own.

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Enjoy the show. Turn this on. Yo, peace, love, health, wealth, all of the good stuff. Welcome, welcome. If it's your first time here and you're new, just sit back and shut the fuck up. Don't be too loud and opinionated first rip. Shout out to the hate listeners. Couldn't have gotten this far without y'all. Shout out to the day ones, the first and last time listeners. Yada, yada, yada, yada.

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Yo, why, as men, can't we accept compliments or compliment each other? We can when they compliment us. Oh, I don't think it was that.

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57.782 - 62.789 Ice

I think, why, as men, can't we acknowledge when our wives be looking out? That part, too. Yeah.

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That part. Yeah, Park smoked that. That was a totally different conversation from what they were saying. We said you look good. He said, missing peace, dress you. First of all, hello to everybody in the building. Peace, peace, peace.

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I'm back in the building. Peace, peace, peace. I'm good. It's all right. It's all right. Go ahead. Don't be extra.

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You say that for over there. Don't be extra. I'm good. Yo, it feels good to be back. Feels good to be in the building, fresh energy. Good to see you. Thank you. Good to see you as well. I'm watching you too. Good to be in here. We stated that, he stated, your missing piece, put it together.

Chapter 2: Why can't men accept compliments from each other?

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I said, your frees look good. And as soon as we gave you that compliment, you got defensive. Why we can't give you a compliment?

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I think he said, fuck you. He said, fuck y'all. You look handsome. I said, fuck y'all. I meant, yeah.

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You look handsome. What? Well, thank you. You're welcome. See? Band is clear. You shaped that shit up. Got the where we're fixed. You look good. Ice looked good today, audience. And we was just trying to tell him. And he got his fucking, he got all fucking tight in the face at us.

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115.624 - 117.746 Joe Budden

Oh, OK. I see what's going on. I'm confused, though.

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So I was trying to identify. I'm like, yo, my girl dress me sometimes. Like, when I go shopping, I FaceTime her. Like, hey, babe. Like, look.

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I run on my shit by my baby. What do you think about this shirt?

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I shoot. When I'm by myself shopping, I mean, the audience know. I probably shoot 33% from the field. 33% from the field. It's cool. I still want best dress on you niggas. Fuck y'all. Anyway, Freeze, you look good. That's what we was trying to say. Why they get to fuck you for the compliment? It wasn't a compliment. It's a backhanded compliment. So it's a fuck. That's all.

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What's backhanded about it? I put this together. That's what it was. And because of that... Ice, no you didn't. Okay. No you didn't. Okay. No you didn't. I'm not doing it with y'all today. But that's how we started with Parks' question, which is... What was it? Why can't we acknowledge what our wives be looking out? My baby bought me a pair of sneakers.

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I love these sneakers.

Chapter 3: How do men navigate relationships and public perception?

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That Hot was going to go- I heard you were in the room. Are you trying to say, like, yo, you don't know my business, yo. Oh, that's why you put the old skits on. Yeah. That's so corny. I didn't even catch that.

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But you don't know my business, though. That's number one. Number two- Ooh, talk to him. Number two, at the end of the day, Hot went and- Your business is tight around here, so how I want to approach me, I can't do that. I'm just too solid to do that. If I am going to make a move, it's time to make a move. It's not during the time that I'm on here, my brother. Who's the solidest?

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Who's the solidest? So fix how you describe it. Don't touch me.

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Who do you think is the solidest after you? Ish. And after Ish? You last, nigga. Call me. That's all he was getting to. You last, nigga.

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331.363 - 333.065 Mark Lamont Hill

Yeah, niggas talk to me more.

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I love you, dude. It feels good to be back. It feels good to see all you guys. Smiles.

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It does.

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At least you have to smile when I step in the building. He said like he was on vacation. He was back. No, you know, I went to Minnesota. I went to Columbus. Right for the setup. We walk right into that. Every week.

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Right for the setup. Contact me.

Chapter 4: What insights are shared about the impact of social media on celebrity interactions?

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The rapper and the industry. You can see it. Oh, shit.

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3630.703 - 3632.106 Ish

That's funny. That's funny.

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It only take one? You see her? You can see she got the sign. She got the edge. You be like, you know what? Get such a watch to it. Hey, yo. I'll come back. And three or four key niggas get you? Yeah. It's over. Gone forever. This is the most. Oh, man. It's not all right to think that. It's not OK to think that. But it worked like clockwork. You'd be like. Then you got to wait for the other phase.

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No nipples. All right. All right. All right. Six months? You like six months? Then when the money come, when the money start to come. Oh, this is what they want?

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Ha!

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Let's start with the side shot. Side boom. Nah, shorty went from a Michael Kors to a Rollie. What? No, we ain't shitting. What? We got a little two-tone date just.

Chapter 5: How do the hosts discuss the significance of the Golden Globes and podcast awards?

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It's not nice, y'all.

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Let it go. We all been near the watchers. Just chill.

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Oh, my God. Oh, man. Y'all are dumb. A little progression? I know I'd be up too early. I'd be talking back to the fucking tech companies that run the OnlyFans girl. But in my head. No, no, not in real life. Oh, okay. Because every day around the same time, as soon as you wake up, they still got the online now. As soon as you go in there to send a message.

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As soon as you wake up, they send you a message. Oh, daddy, I am dying to show you this. It's like, girl, every morning you're dying to show me something. Get out. Get out of here, girl.

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3723.829 - 3731.219 Ice

Soon as you wake up, you cut the OF off. You good, yo?

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Y'all don't like to get one out in the morning? It's not that weird. I just said I'd be up at 3.15. What the fuck else you gonna do? What the fuck you think is going on? Oh, man. I don't pause my day to think about it. In the morning or in the night. Gotcha. Oh, my Lord. Ice did not dress himself. All right. Got that shit in the book. Ice ain't dress himself. All right, what time it is?

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It's time.

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It's about that time.

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It's time, man. This is a time. This was bad. I'm about to go home. Where is that pussy at? I can't believe you said that. I think I told her, you paint, do it naked. You know, you can't do that. Can't say that. Bruh, she on a page cooking. Like, get down.

Chapter 6: What are the key takeaways from the discussion on the Jaguars' post-game press conference?

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If you don't get this fucking beef walling, get the fuck out of here.

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3788.005 - 3788.426 Ice

And she can't cook.

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No, no, no, dog. They got something there. They got the apron on. Yeah.

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3792.612 - 3793.233 Ice

That's dangerous.

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That's dangerous. That oil starts popping. Yeah, you don't like that.

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Nobody cares about that. I don't give a fuck about that. Yo, turn around and let me see.

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Go ahead and put it in the oven. No, no, no. Don't bend over and put that tray in the oven, man. And now it's time for my favorite part of the show. Prize pick! All right, this episode is brought to you by PrizePix. Whether you're starting a new routine or making player picks for the very first time, trying something new can be hard. But in life and on PrizePix, it always feels good to be right.

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Chapter 7: What financial insights are shared about Moderna stock?

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Those gold on the stock market. Not getting no more shots.

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Not getting me again. You got me.

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What the fuck you talking about? Not getting me again. They made way, but there's too many people that got too much money. Too much money. They'll put some shit out there.

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7617.336 - 7617.677 Joe Budden

My stupid ass.

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Mad niggas start dying, and then y'all take it away. Yo, when the Moderna stock dropped.

Chapter 8: How do health discussions shift towards vaccinations?

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It was $28. I was telling other people, yo, buy Moderna. I'm telling you, I ain't buy one shit. That shit went to almost $500. Are you serious? Yo, that is so on. That shit went from $28 to four something. That is so on brand for ish.

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It is. It really is. That's true.

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That's him. Every part of it.

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7640.346 - 7648.894 Ice

He'll give you the best advice in the world. Yo, $28,000 would have had you, damn it, a half a mil. $400 and something thousand. A couple grand would have been nice.

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$28, though. That's a round number. Sure, sure. Dog. Niggas made billions of dollars. And the prices still never went back. They just left it up. They so crazy. Now, when niggas get the flu, it's like a bad flu. It ain't the flu we grew up with. Yeah, it's a super flu. It's a more aggressive flu this season. So get another flu shot. They just took the plus off the COVID and sent it around.

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RSV, ABC. Yeah, that's all they did, man. So no COVID shots for y'all no more? Nigga had me at the stupid-ass Walmart in Bayonne at 6 in the morning. It's Ozempic now.

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Yo,

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I'm not taking no crazy shots. I never hurt nobody. So yesterday, I was jabbing my stomach. Let me ask you a question.

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We make those zippers jokes, but what if a nigga had to take it for some health issues or some shit like that?

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