Episode 897 | "Company Tardy Policy"
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals. Do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. Did you just tell Mona that you don't wear drawers? Yeah. That seems like a violation of some sort. Well, she asked. She said, I want to see the drawers. She said that first. Fair enough.
Well, what I said exactly was I wanted to see if when you and Ish match, do y'all have the same drawers on? And then you said, I don't wear drawers. And then I said, you a real nigga.
Well, you said that in response to us saying that you and Joe called each other in matched hats today. That's what happened. I got the bedazzled gun.
Yeah, yeah, they got that gun out.
We look good. Yeah, if you 12. Oh, shit. We look good, girl. Y'all look good, man. I'm in a good mood.
No, I really like this workly head thing.
So, welcome. Welcome.
Welcome.
Salute. Peace. Shout to wherever you might be listening from. Ish is not here with us. He just texted me and said he's on his way here. He's leaving the dentist.
What?
Got to book that on a pod day. Which is what my brain said. My brain is like, yo, you book a dentist appointment on a pod day, but I didn't type that to him. It might be a dental emergency. Yo, he going to come here with his shit swollen. He might have dental orange peel and a talking job. Crack your tooth out of orange peel. That's crazy. I got a dental procedure I've been putting off for years because of this job. Years? You should go. Yeah, you might want to get that looked at. No, because they said once they do that, That surgery to put the metal shit in there, you're going to be done for a little while.
Yeah.
Oh, what you got to get done? Oh, you get the implant. Yeah, they got to put the screw base in first and all that shit. Yeah, but because my gums have risen to a certain extent, it has to be done through my something else, and it sounds like it's... It's real surgery.
Yeah, that's what she said. It's a real surgery.
It's a real oral surgery, and... Don't expect that. I didn't hear that and think I could be good to pod for weeks and weeks and weeks. You probably left a week. I'm risking my life for this. I'm risking my life at this gig, yo. Honestly, people don't look at it that way because I just come in here chilling. But there'd be so much going on behind the scenes. One of the most dangerous professions in the world. In the whole wide world. Is it? No. Yes. Pod is dangerous. No, we talking shit. So anyway, so Ish is not here and Mona wasn't here. So we were going to start with our new company, Tardy Policies, since it's such a big deal for you people out there. Oh, they don't like that. They don't like when people are late here.
They don't like it. And then they talk all the shit about me in the world. Poor reflection of leadership. they say. They put it on you? Yeah. The guy who's probably fired more people in podcasting than any other podcaster out there. I know how difficult it is to get rid of a podcaster, so I'll be damned if we're doing it just because it was some traffic.
On top of the fact, I don't know why they assume that we're not getting verbal lashings off camera. I mean, he's so professional. Why would he do that on camera?
Exactly.
Like, he would never, like, just grind you to fuck up and disrespect you on camera. On camera, no. Ever.
On camera, no. No, he would. Not at all. And, like, Mona gets up. Mona. Fuck y'all talking about Mona's tardiness behind her back and in front of her face. Mona gets so many graces from me. Mona gets girly lady grace. Of course. Because girly ladies just, you know, when they're girls.
They're never going to be on time. They're never going to be on time. Never.
And this is one of those gigs. And Mona's bad with time, period. And this is one of those, and Mona's coming from a million hours away.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–6:29
2
How is tardiness perceived in the podcast crew?
6:29–10:22
3
What are the new tardy policies introduced?
10:22–1:04:54
4
What are the snowstorm preparation tips shared?
1:04:54–1:06:19
5
What are the highlights from the Oscars nominations?
1:06:19–1:12:00
6
What Valentine's Day plans do the hosts discuss?
1:12:00–2:10:22
7
What are the implications of financial literacy for athletes?
2:10:22–2:11:03
8
How do personal responsibilities affect financial decisions?
2:11:03–3:25:39