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The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 897 | "Company Tardy Policy"

24 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals. Do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show.

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Did you just tell Mona that you don't wear drawers? Yeah. That seems like a violation of some sort. Well, she asked. She said, I want to see the drawers. She said that first. Fair enough.

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37.863 - 47.014 Ish

Well, what I said exactly was I wanted to see if when you and Ish match, do y'all have the same drawers on? And then you said, I don't wear drawers. And then I said, you a real nigga.

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Well, you said that in response to us saying that you and Joe called each other in matched hats today. That's what happened. I got the bedazzled gun.

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55.385 - 60.396 Ish

Yeah, yeah, they got that gun out.

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We look good. Yeah, if you 12. Oh, shit. We look good, girl. Y'all look good, man. I'm in a good mood.

68.893 - 71.936 Ish

No, I really like this workly head thing.

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So, welcome. Welcome.

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Welcome.

Chapter 2: How is tardiness perceived in the podcast crew?

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Sometimes, you know niggas is looking at. How y'all feeling?

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392.079 - 392.999 Mark Lamont Hill

Feeling great.

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Feeling good. Much better. Good. Mark, you sound a hundred times better.

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397.343 - 397.444 Mark Lamont Hill

Yeah.

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Got most of my voice back. You sounded like me before. I know. I know. I know. And then this morning I did a shot just to clear up my throat a little bit. A little Bacardi in the morning? I did something else. I will never drink Bacardi again just because of y'all motherfuckers. I did a little Tito's. Ew, a shot of Tito's? Okay. Yeah, just to clear the throat.

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Okay. I took one too.

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Shots of vodka? Yeah. Yeah. I wasn't going to skip.

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I had no tequila. We on that.

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We on that today.

Chapter 3: What are the new tardy policies introduced?

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Yeah, he made sure to say, the newer girl. He made sure it was no confusion.

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627.989 - 632.295 Ish

No, I fucked with him. I can't believe it. It still fucked me up that certain people.

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That is what he said. I feel a little sorry. He said, by name. He said, you know the one right there.

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That'll work. That'll work. I still be fucked up by certain people knowing who I am or whatever. But you know, this platform is huge. But that's lit. Shout out to A$AP. Thank you for the glasses. They really hard.

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Thank you. Yeah, no, he was great. He was. Yeah, he was. And the glasses was dope. Hell yeah. Even Ish, Mr. I don't fuck with Ray-Bans. Yo, what was good? Oh, this real nice. Ish wore the ASAP glasses before the glasses you got him. Oh, shit. That's where I was going. Yo, it would be on brand. It really would. It would be very on brand. Oh, man. Shout out to A$AP. That was great.

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That little clip is flying around. I said, yo, that shit, everywhere I looked, I said, okay. Y'all killed that. Flip joke was great. That was perfectly timed. Yeah. Non-disrespectful. It was a perfect joke, yo. Yeah. But the whole interview was dope. Y'all killed it, man. I was really happy to see it. No, it was dope. It was dope. I had a good time. I'm glad that happened. Yeah. Ooh.

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When we could be superstars. Mic check, mic check, mic check. Hey, bro, is that Jamba?

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What does that say for us? Kick it off.

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When we could be superstars. Whole Florida, what's going on out there? Whole New York City, Big Jersey, Big Jersey.

Chapter 4: What are the snowstorm preparation tips shared?

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Hey, Mona. No. Sorry. That's not how that goes. Damn sorry, Mona's niece. I don't know if you be knowing, but I'm going to be getting dicked out on the waterbed that's on the floor.

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3903.791 - 3905.734 Ish

She know what's going on. I ain't got no damn waterbed.

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She had to walk over to a bathroom with towel in it. Bum ass. The little small square towel, too.

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3910.722 - 3916.873 Ish

The NYCHA towel. Don't believe that shit, y'all. That bed from NYC. That bed from my big towel. He is full of shit. That bed from NYC.

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She never going to mention the phone again. Mona better not be trying to play homeboy she was fucking on the waterbed. You look like you was into him. You look like you was trying to show him who you work for. Look, look, the boss calling.

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That's exactly what I was doing. Thanks for fucking it up. I was like, give me a second. Joe Button's on the phone. Joe, what is it?

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Shout out to homeboy.

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Damn, Joe, what?

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Shout out to homeboy, man.

Chapter 5: What are the highlights from the Oscars nominations?

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Prize picks is really easy and simple to play. All you have to do is select two or more players, look at their projected stat line, and pick more or less for your chance to win big. Big prize picks news coming next month. You didn't hear it from me.

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Price Picks now has early payouts, so if your player gets off to a hot start, you now have the option to cash out those winnings before the game even finishes. Let's go to the Ish Picks of the Week, see if he's going to get anybody paid out there. Ish is going with Rashid Shahid for more than 24 receiving yards. Kenneth Walker for less than 20 rushing attempts. Nah, I'm against that one.

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Kobe Parkinson for more than 23 receiving yards. He naming niggas, I don't even know him. Blake Corham for more than 28 rushing yards. I like that one. And Ramondre Stevenson for more than 48 rushing yards. Oh, and he's got Drake May for more than 225 passing yards. Sounds like a losing ticket, but... For sure. I ain't going to hold you.

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Sounds like a real bummer of a ticket, but if you lose, it's still good on me. It's almost better if you lose. Instead, y'all niggas in the wrong direction. Who that nigga you saying? Kobe Allenson. Kobe Parkinson. Whatever. I bet you you get 24 passes. I bet you this is a real loser of a ticket. I'll tell you that one. I'll tell you that one. What you got to say for yourself?

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You're going to keep your streak alive. Yo, you don't even know who the people are. I have no idea. I have no clue who Kobe Parkinson's is. I wouldn't know if he got Parkinson's or he don't. Listen, if you download the app right this second and use promo code J-B-P, you get $50 instantly so you feel better in the event that you lose. Only on Price Picks. Where it's good to be right and wrong.

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This is shit. Just do it there. Whatever you do. Ta-da! All right. Listen, if you're just now joining us, severe snowstorm coming to the south and to the tri-state area this weekend. Most of y'all, some of y'all, you know what I mean? Prepare, load the fridge up, buy your toilet paper, buy your paper towels, bread, soup, sandwich, meat, whatever you buy out there.

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Are there snowstorm rules that we need to announce to anybody out there? Yeah, just be careful. Oh, yeah, you shoot the club up now.

4151.164 - 4153.148 Mark Lamont Hill

That's a Virgo. That's a Virgo.

Chapter 6: What Valentine's Day plans do the hosts discuss?

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Nigga, don't motherfucking give me chicken fried rice all the time.

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I be on Google and shit. And my barber came over the other day and wanted to argue with me about how New Jersey is horrible for entrepreneurs. Saying that to me as he's cutting my hair in New Jersey. Up, up, up, up, up. I hit the Google. Hey, how's New Jersey with entrepreneurs? Oh, mad entrepreneurs in New Jersey. 88,000 small businesses. Then he switched it. He pivoted.

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He went to, well, black businesses. Okay. Well, let me type that in. Oh, what do you know Jersey kicking ass there to Jersey is good for entrepreneurs I don't know what the fuck he was talking about. Then he switched it to barbershops. All right, then they come to you man Very specific. Well, all the black barbers. I know that's true, right?

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Yeah Yeah, now if you're a black bar, I could see you being mad in New Jersey Well, I can see you being mad for sure because they here and you know what they do.

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Oh

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I can see you being mad in New Jersey. They took over. I can't. Who? Dominicans? Dominicans. I can't. Your barber's Dominican, right? No, my barber's black. Shout out to you. And your barber's Asian, right? Korean?

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Yeah.

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That's why your mustache be like that, nigga.

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What's your excuse? All the barbers is Asian or Dominican now. The cheaper cuts, the niggas want $75. The Asians take $17. Shit, why?

Chapter 7: What are the implications of financial literacy for athletes?

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My girl listen to it all. No, his image, though. Tell the world. My girl listen to Spaces or YouTube Live. She don't miss shit. Comments? Um, yeah, commenters. Um, um. This is interesting, right? Because a Cameron conversation went viral recently where he was talking to his ex. And his ex was saying, yo, when we were together, you didn't support me. And he was saying, no, I supported you.

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I just wasn't into your business ventures because I thought that they were bad investments. And you take that as I don't support you and that couldn't be further from the truth.

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Chapter 8: How do personal responsibilities affect financial decisions?

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It was an interesting talk that they were having, but if I'm guessing, I just had this talk with my girl last month. I think I told y'all. Hey, what do you want for your birthday? I want content building. No. Sorry. And she said, why? Because I don't think that that's the greatest investment. And she said, but it's a gift. Nah, it ain't. Why? It's a gift. Because it ain't a gift.

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Why it's not a gift? It's a gift that's going to keep on giving. You said, what do you want for your birthday? And she said, X. So if I want X for my birthday as a gift, get me X. That ain't a one-off. That ain't a one-off. That's the problem. That's why it's not a gift. It'd be like if somebody said, I want a cell phone for my birthday, but you got to pay the bill every month.

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7916.763 - 7918.746 Ish

It's a bill. It's not a gift. It's a bill.

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7919.232 - 7927.7 Parks

Well, it's also his line of work, so it's going to become, if she gets really into it, now you are executive producing whatever she's done, whether you like it or not. Yeah.

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That nigga want to content building. I like your style, girl.

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Yeah, I'm cool on that. Some business ideas, like Mark was saying, like you're inheriting maintenance. You're inheriting fees, staff fees, fucking supply fees. Just time. It's a lot more fees and time. That's time away from me. No, I'm talking about yours.

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Can we talk about the conversation that Cam had with his ex? Can we talk about it?

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I want Joe to answer the question first.

7958.071 - 7963.043 Ish

Yeah, because he spent y'all. He didn't spend y'all. I want him to answer the question. He's good at that, too. I wrote notes.

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