Episode 905 | "Hertz Platinum"
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
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What the fuck? What? Hey, dawg.
I had a nice little Audi truck. It was old.
It's trying to ask you a question, though.
I'll pay for the Uber. So you don't have to take the bus here.
I'll put it on that.
She took the bus here.
Stop with the bus shit. Y'all blow me. How'd you get here?
What's the truth?
How'd you get here? I thought you said it was lying.
I was trying to get you. Listen. Oh, dawg. I took a little PT this morning. Yo, I'm hurt splatting him. I got you. You know what I mean? Listen, that's all that's, all right, let's call the car, niggas. That nigga fucked his way to all the cars. He got all the perks. You Hertz Platinum, nigga. What the fuck are you talking about? How you fucking way to a Platinum status or Hertz? How are you in real estate and you Hertz Platinum? Where you was driving? Where you needed all the rental?
Yo, this nigga's crazy.
I'm asking you a question. How you get, nigga, you know how many Hertz's I got? I ain't never made it to Hertz Black. Eddie bragged about it. Presidential. Oh, shit. Presidential? Oh, shit. What else you got? Okay. What else you got? Come on, man. Oh, shit. Big stupid wallet was holding all them cards. Nigga had to dig his Hertz Blackness. It's not a car. And sometimes when you go to Hertz, they got a young nigga working, so he don't know all the rules. He's got to tell him, you know I'm a member. You know I'm presidential, right?
He may be on the screen, bro.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Oh, that's funny. We got Uber Assist at home. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, she shouldn't be taking a Peter Pan to work. Or Amtrak. Yeah. You shouldn't be taking the Peter Pan away. Yo, I'll open up the floor and allow y'all room to apologize to the nail techs.
How did the conversation shift to discussing Hertz Platinum status?
Uh-oh. It was on your ass? Not me. I didn't say nothing about it. It was on y'all asses for that. I don't want my daughter to grow up and be a nail tech. Who said that? Do y'all want to apologize to the nail techs out there, yes or no? Who said that? Shout out to the nail techs listening out there. You know what I mean? We love you. I do. Shit.
You don't know how many nail techs do nails to this pod?
Yeah. Happy to, right? Who is these three?
Yo, don't do that.
Yo, you horrible at that. Go ahead, though. These three? Mark, you... Look, let me point and help you. You... And him. Morning, this is what happened. I said, he asked me if I would be disappointed. I asked the three of them. Yeah, if I'd be disappointed if my daughter wanted to be a nail tech. And I said yes. They all said yes. Yes. We didn't. Go ahead, though. But part of it was because I said I didn't pay all this money for college tuition.
Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, I'd be disappointed. That part, man. And you know what? The nail techs that's listening right now, you're disappointed. Damn. Oh, shit. No, I'm serious.
Double it down. Oh, shit. Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you? That's not what I said. What I said was, if you spent a half a million dollars on education and then your daughter or son wanted to take a route that didn't justify your money that you spent, you'll be disappointed. You got to pay that money back. It's a half a million dollars that you borrow. If you left high school and went to cosmetology school and you was a nail tech, them nail techs be making six figures. I'm not mad at that. I ain't mad at that neither. Some of them nail techs make more money than doctors. Well, then that would negate the half a million thing.
Right.
No, it wouldn't. If they make more money than a doctor, then spend a half a million dollars on education even if it wasn't for nail tech. No, that means I spent a half a million dollars for no fucking reason. Yeah, we still on that part. You could have did that and I could have kept my bread.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–2:34
2
How did the conversation shift to discussing Hertz Platinum status?
2:34–4:37
3
What insights are shared about the impact of music and artists?
4:37–56:49
4
What are the implications of using artists' lyrics in court?
56:49–57:35
5
How do jurors' perceptions affect legal outcomes in music cases?
57:35–58:47
6
What controversies arise from the America's Next Top Model documentary?
58:47–1:52:18
7
What are the implications of Jim Jones' viral video?
1:52:18–1:52:41
8
How does the discussion about evictions unfold?
1:52:41–2:50:33