Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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What? Any wins this year? No, Mona. I don't have any wins against my BM this year, but I got two of them. Lifetime. What's your record? Two lifetimes, two wins in 25? That's crazy. We don't go at it a whole lot. We don't really go at it, so it's peace. Yeah, we peaceful.
Now that's love. When you pass all that, that's love, man. That shit in the world. I'm just saying. That be your bro at the point. Like, I'll fuck with you. That's why I gave you a baby, right? Yeah, like that. Like, I liked you back then. That's lit.
That's lit.
Yeah, that was crazy. Remember we made a human? That was wild as shit. Yeah, we thought we was gonna really take it the whole way. That was crazy. Yeah, that nigga look like my grandpa. Look at him, yup. Every time you think about me, bitch, look right in that room, bitch.
That's me, bitch.
And you walk like me, bitch. Then they go try to have another kid and neglect yours.
Oh yeah, now you could. You know the bitch love, you know she love the kid, whoever dad in the house, that's who she love the most. Yeah, she keep giving your son that nasty fluoride toothpaste.
I don't know what y'all be doing to y'all kids. I'm telling you, them motherfuckers getting tortured at the crib. Shout out to my BMs, man. Yeah, shout out to your BMs, bro. Shout out to mine, too. Yeah, y'all add to the peace. This peaceful version of me you see today, it's a little bit, but I should send my first BM a couple dollars.
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Chapter 2: How do personal experiences shape views on relationships?
Bo is weed and wet. Come on. Is it hard to keep drug friends when you stop doing drugs?
Not necessarily. You should get rid of them, right?
It depends on the drug.
People, places, and things.
It depends on how hard the drugs.
Like crack, I would stop fucking with them. You know what I mean? Like, I went and visited the crack house with my new sweatsuit on. You know when you start smelling crack, you get that new sweatsuit? You know how they do? They get them teeth, that new sweatsuit. It's nobody more cocky than somebody fresh off crack.
Like, six months old?
What? Six months old with a carpet? That motherfucker cuss you out over that spot.
Niggas said you know how when they stop smoking crack, they get the new sweatsuit. Niggas forget. New joints. No, cold Nikes with the sweatsuit.
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Chapter 3: What insights are shared about the impact of drug use on friendships?
Big Jersey!
It's taking too long to lock up. Bring it back. Bring it back. You were short anyway. Hey! We ain't tripping. We'll swap it out. We ain't stealing the rap. We'll swap it out. Let me hop off. Always for the ladies, always for the ladies!
Jody Breeze, what up, boy? Inga! Inga!
You want me to stand on a couch?
The wave is home, Big Sur! Welcome home, boy, I love you! Oh, man. Stepped out last night on a Thursday. I don't normally do that. I don't typically behave that way. Caught a couple of them Thursday joints I don't ever see. Woo! Woo! You know what it was. My boy know what I did already.
Hey! Get my goon on, I bust him two times
Microphone check, mic, mic, mic, mic check. Frank asked about you brothers, too, last night, too, man. Who did? Oh, yeah? Frank. My big Frank. Frank, Jersey legend, man. Have to holla at Frank. Was out there talking about you boys with Frank last night. Let me get these drops out the way real quick, and let's talk some shit. No, I'm ready to talk shit.
What was that?
And Mona. Mona. Welcome to episode 921 of the Joe Budden Podcast, brought to you by, fueled by, powered by, PrizePix, PrizePix gang. I'm your humble, grateful, gracious, extremely happy to be your host, Joe Budden, here with some really amazing people to my right. Come on, man, stop playing with her. Philly's finest, don't call her white girl, big to Mona. Mona is in the building.
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Chapter 4: What do the hosts think about the impact of personal relationships in professional sports?
That shit was a slap, though.
And they put it in the songs. No, wasn't it?
That was a slap.
Oh, my God. Now, if you want to make a song about killing your besties, that's how you do it. Shit, that's a fucking good joint.
That was a good record. That was awesome.
I'm sorry that he did that.
Just a piece of duke.
Even the dead bestie family liked that song. Yep.
That song was easy.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts react to the idea of escort pricing?
Classics, boy. And Jell's not doing well. That boy is ugly. Jell makes certain people ugly, because Tay-K's very ugly.
I wouldn't say nothing about it. TK, you're beautiful to me. No, no, no. You can say that one. You can say that one. You can say that one. TK's never coming home. Why y'all think that people that's never coming home don't have friends? And phones. And people that love them. I never understand that one.
Because if their friends were busy, they would be writing them niggas letters. They don't have no friends. You lose friends third year. Everybody knows that.
TK, you are gorgeous, nigga. Don't let them tell you nothing different.
TK is not aging well, and neither is YF and Millie. They look bad.
Some of these kids, I believe what the reports say. Tay-K will come kill this whole fucking city.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of drafting a player's significant other in sports?
Tay-K never had a chance.
And go get a cup of coffee.
In reality, he never had a chance. He's the child of two gangbangers. He never had a fucking chance. That's the truth. You right. That's really the truth. He never had a chance to fucking grow up and do nothing right. His picture's this nigga. He four years old throwing the set up. And his grandma behind him throwing the set up.
So that means the set's still outside. That means you made bad decisions before. Look, that means the set's still outside.
Man, if anybody don't like what I said about Tay-K, come up here, me and Joey right here, nigga. No, no, not up here. Don't come here, don't come here.
Come up here when they doin' they rewind. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Not on the show, David. Yo, you are the motherfucker.
I promise you, you moved to New Jersey and you would be in Newark somewhere and call me and be like, yo, you know some motherfucker named blah, blah, blah. For sure. I'm on my way, yo. No, you wouldn't be on your way. I'll be on the way calling 77 niggas. That's what I was about to say. Yo, you know such and such? All right. Call a nigga right now and tell him stand the fuck down.
I'm on my way over there. Stop it.
You crazy.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of NDAs in relationships?
What kind of niggas out there, they don't give a fuck about that.
Because with an NDA, if you violate it, you got to go to court. Niggas can't even write. Yeah, they don't care.
If you ain't got shit, the NDA don't really do much. Word. What you going to sue me for, my bitch? They'll already be in the court. They just got to go to the third floor. They already go there.
Chapter 8: How do relationships change when fame is involved?
They just gotta go to different places.
Y'all don't know, seriously, even from dating or fucking, from being famous or not famous, it's a total different thing. Some of these niggas just wanna fuck with you because of who you are or so they can tell somebody that they fuck with you. Trying to decipher who really likes you is like a real thing. Scary. Yeah, that shit real. Yeah, it must be tough.
That's why you get one and get out the game, B. No, that shit fucked up.
You're right.
Oh my God, I don't know who really likes me for me. Because my DM is totally loaded all day long. Like, I could just refresh it, refresh it, refresh it.
Let me ask you a question. I'm not trying to be funny.
Yes, you are, nigga.
No, I'm not. Ain't that the same as being a woman, period? What do you mean? Because niggas will say whatever they got to say to pop. So you really don't know if a nigga like you? Yeah, but the stakes are higher.
I get what she's saying. Let me give you an example. There's been times when people book me for podcasts, right? And I'll get there, and the whole point would be for them to shut me the fuck up. Like, that's the whole thing. Because I'm a boisterous woman. I have an opinion. Some men, that bothers them, especially insecure men.
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