Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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What's going on? Is there a left or right here, or does it matter?
No, it's all mono. What's cracking, brother?
Oh, yeah, let me just get a little confidence here. I'm so small, this is like a large coffee to me. They'll make you pee.
They'll make you pee. That's one thing Nespresso is doing. I'm peeing right now, dude. I'm just going to do the Biden. Just let it out. Ari peed in that seat three or four times yesterday. Yesterday? Yeah. He pissed into Bud Light cans. He's so disgusting. Ari Shafir? Oh, yeah. Every time he's here. Oh, I didn't know he's here. He pees into things. I'm trying to get him to move here.
He's not going to. He's a New York rat. Yeah. But he's here all the time. I mean, he might as well live here. He's here like four or five times a year.
Yeah, it's good enough. He should. He should move here. He's so funny, man. I love watching him at the Comedy Cellar because he's one of the guys that just fucking goes for it. Yeah, he definitely goes for it.
It's gotten him in a lot of trouble. It all comes out in the wash, though, right? Well, if you're talented, yeah. Yeah. And he's definitely talented.
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Chapter 2: What experiences shaped Tyler Fischer's journey in comedy?
And he just never got the respect that he deserves. I've known Brian for... I guess around 30 years now. When we first started at the store, we were like young hotshots. He was like this young, dark-haired, slick back, like really interesting guy. Like really, like same style that he has now and he had back then.
I can't imagine him with any more energy than he has now, though.
It was the same.
As a young guy.
Oh, his energy has not waned at all, which is why he's so good. You know, like some people slow down. It sucks. It sucks to see. Yeah. You know, because they slow down. You're like, you don't want to say anything to them. You know, like, hey, man, you got to pick it up.
Yeah.
Whatever the fuck you used to be, you got to bring that back.
Just turn it up a little bit.
Yeah, you're a little too casual up there. I don't want to say lazy, but there's like, you're too tired. Yeah. You got to fire the fuck up. Holtzman never lost that kind of, that fucking, you know, that fucking crazy, when he gets crazy. But he didn't have like a real showcase. He didn't have like a real, you know, like a real awesome spot.
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Chapter 3: How did Tyler Fischer transition from acting to stand-up comedy?
I made him an offer that was like insane. I'm renting. He literally goes, are you fucking with me, dude? And the next day he goes, they took your offer. And that was it. Wow. And it was like, I know Ron White calls it comedy camp. It feels like that. When I'm landing here, it feels like Camp David or something.
Yeah, Ari said it yesterday. He said, you made a festival here every week. It's like a festival. It's a festival.
Yeah. I wasn't sure if I'd made the right move and then I'm on the plane and it's Roseanne Barr, the next row back, Sebastian Maniscalco, and I'm right behind him. Wow. And I was losing my fucking mind.
I was, I'll go, this is it. Yeah. Well, whenever you don't know if you should do something and you're like, you want to do something, but then you have that little, Oh, I don't know. Is this right? You gotta always go for it. You gotta do it. You gotta go for it.
And you get better at that as you age, you know, it's like you have to, you gotta fuck up a lot and they go, I don't fuck up a little less this time.
Yeah, the fuck up thing. But it's also just, like, taking chances, going for things. It's very important. Every time I've ever done it, it's been good. My whole life. Every single time. Whether it's first time going on stage, you know, even this. Even, like, moving here. Sure. You know, because I have a family and I have a business, you know. Like, this podcast that requires guests. Yeah.
I had all these people that already lived in L.A. I had this built-in, you know, group of people that I would have on. It's just like... Coming out here, but I was like, this is the move. And then opening the club, I was like, this is the move. And it's going to be fucking annoying. It's going to be a lot of energy, a lot of stuff going on, a lot of things to pay attention to.
But that's what really needs to happen.
You get to practice your hour a couple times a week, and the road comes to you.
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Chapter 4: What insights does Tyler share about the impact of COVID-19 on performers?
My neighbors were gay. My aunt used to go over and play bongos with them naked. They would smoke pot and play bongos. I remember. That's way cooler. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, she just loved the fact she could just be naked around guys and no one cared. But it was just this thing where, like, the whole neighborhood was gay. Everybody was gay. Everybody. So gay was super normal to me.
So my friend was, like, hiding the fact that his mom was gay. You know, we never really pressed him on it, but me and my other friend were like, you know, his mom's gay, right? Like, oh, yeah, obviously. But, you know, we were 13. Like, what are you going to do?
For men, I think it was associated with AIDS. So I remember I was in the car, and, you know, we would, like, raise money for AIDS runs and all this stuff, and my friend's like, that's the AIDS thing, right? And I would tell him, my dad's an attorney, I would tell him, because he'd go, this is my partner. And I would tell my friends, they go, why is your dad's partner sleeping?
I go, that's his law partner. I go, they're working on a case. They're gonna be up all night, fellas. If you hear some banging and moaning and shit, they're recreating the murder. They're in there. I would come up with this. Probably why I'm a good writer. Back then, it was not accepted at all. When did everybody figure it out? I never told anybody.
Wow.
Yeah. I think I was in college the first time I told somebody because I was a theater major. So it was like I was safe. Yeah. I was the weird one being straight. And it also gives you like social props. It does. Yeah. Street cred. Yeah. I'll take whatever I can get now. When you got resting January six face, man, you need something.
Do you think you have January 6th? Well, you do with that hat.
Resting January 6th. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't care. I was raised to hate America. All that bullshit. I fucking love this country, man. It's a great country. I love it. There's no reason to hate America. No.
We should always hate bad behavior in all groups of people, left and right. Yeah. Shitty, evil people on both sides. That's what we're supposed to hate. We're not supposed to hate.
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Chapter 5: How does physical activity impact health according to the speakers?
Just, I couldn't do, you know, I did 50. Now, I could do 100, no problem. Yeah, that'll change your life. And my whole everything. It's like, you gotta be able, you gotta do what you're willing to do. It can't be much.
Well, you gotta have some activity. Yeah.
Chapter 6: What are the risks of overexertion in workouts?
Your body needs activity. Your body, so my point is, if you break yourself down from really hard workouts, you will get fucking sick, sick. Like, the sickest I've ever been is when I got sick because I was working out really hard. Because when that happens, then it hits you and you just fucking get wrecked. And I knew a bunch of people that did that. But you just got to be smart. Yeah.
Like a lot of tough guys are not smart. Because they're just too tough. They're too tough, and they make these decisions like, I'll just fucking power through. Our ape brain, our man cave brain, you know, it takes over. It does, but that's also what makes you successful. That stupid part of your brain that can just power through things, that's what makes you get up in the morning.
That's what gives you discipline. Yeah, yeah. But that also can fuck you up. Can fuck you up. Yeah, you have to know, you have to be the general of the army. Yeah. You have to understand what's going on. You can't always just be the soldier. Sometimes you have to be strategic about it. Like, no, no, no, hold is not the time to attack. Well, you need people you really trust who can tell you.
I mean, the weekend that I just filmed, I've stayed up for three days straight to finish editing it. So I've never done that. And I remember doing it going, this is... I don't know if this is really stupid or really smart, but Biden could die any day and half of your set is about Biden.
Chapter 7: What challenges did Tyler Fischer face while filming his comedy special?
The wind could take him out, man.
And so I just did three days, you know, a couple hours of sleep. That's hilarious. It's like a race to see. I was supposed to film it in end of August in Chicago. And I go, no, if he dies, this is useless.
There's three years of honing these fucking jokes in. That's such a crazy mindset. I got to get it out before the president dies. I got to beat his funeral. Oh, my God. Do you think that they're going to put in Gavin Newsom? That's what I think. God. I keep thinking it like every day. I'm waiting. Waiting for the big announcement in the news. He is so repulsive, man.
He's repulsive, but he knows how to talk.
That's all they need. And he's attractive.
God damn it. He's got that nice hair. Hot privilege. Yeah. He's a smooth gaslighter. He's got that serial killer face, though. Super good at running a state into the ground. He talks like he's rapping. He's like, we're going to shut down. It scares me. It's very practiced. He's a performer. But that's what half this country wants.
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Chapter 8: How has the comedy scene evolved in Austin and its significance?
They want someone who's just going to make them feel good enough to go to work every day. Sure. As their rights get eroded. Yeah.
Slowly but surely. Kamala Harris, that would be interesting. Even to have her for one day as president. Bro, they've been hiding that lady. That would be interesting.
No. No, no. That's when Rusta's gonna attack.
You know I got kicked out of a comedy club for doing an impression of her? No. Yeah. They said it's no longer okay for a straight white guy to do an impression of a retarded hyena. Wow. Yeah.
What was the club?
It was like a makeshift thing during COVID. It was this outdoor thing, and I got thrown out. They go, you're racist. I was making fun of her, and I got thrown to the curb. Wow. Because I couldn't do the club, so I was unvaccinated. I hate saying unvaccinated. That makes it sound like the vaccine. I didn't get circumcised. I don't like being called uncircumcised. Right.
Yeah, so you can't un-something that just is. Right, right, right. It's the dick and then the chop, the chop dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate that. It is weird. You gotta be careful with the way we phrase, you're un-vaxxed. It's like, go fuck yourself. I'm just a human with blood, regular blood. And you got Fauci juice, Trump Fauci juice floating around your body.
Warp speed juice inside of you, son.
warp speed and so did the the joke go over well did it get a good laugh i was just kind of talking about race and stuff and you're a racist and slow the manager came and physically threw me to the curb and i just remember what the what is going on when i started comedy You know, I started around the time of like Sam Morrill and Mark Norman. And I started two years after them.
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