#2168 - Tyler Fischer

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Joe Rogan 0:00
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Unknown 0:13
Oh, hey Joe Rogan.
Tyler Fischer 0:15
What's going on? Is there a left or right here, or does it matter?
Unknown 0:17
No, it's all mono. What's cracking, brother?
Tyler Fischer 0:21
Oh, yeah, let me just get a little confidence here. I'm so small, this is like a large coffee to me. They'll make you pee.
Unknown 0:31
They'll make you pee. That's one thing Nespresso is doing. I'm peeing right now, dude. I'm just going to do the Biden. Just let it out. Ari peed in that seat three or four times yesterday. Yesterday? Yeah. He pissed into Bud Light cans. He's so disgusting. Ari Shafir? Oh, yeah. Every time he's here. Oh, I didn't know he's here. He pees into things. I'm trying to get him to move here. He's not going to. He's a New York rat. Yeah. But he's here all the time. I mean, he might as well live here. He's here like four or five times a year.
Tyler Fischer 0:59
Yeah, it's good enough. He should. He should move here. He's so funny, man. I love watching him at the Comedy Cellar because he's one of the guys that just fucking goes for it. Yeah, he definitely goes for it.
Unknown 1:13
It's gotten him in a lot of trouble. It all comes out in the wash, though, right? Well, if you're talented, yeah. Yeah. And he's definitely talented.
Tyler Fischer 1:22
He's just a wild boy. I watch the crowd when he's on, because I like to see the crowd just slowly kind of, he's working through stuff. He gets messy. I like that. Yeah. They put me and him on at the late, late shows now. In the cellar?
Unknown 1:36
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What is New York scene like these days? Well, I'm here now. We'll say that.
Tyler Fischer 1:46
With an American flag out on it. That's what it does to you, man. Dude, before I moved here, I was a 60-year-old Jamaican woman. Look what Texas does to you. It gets you in its bones. It's just a fun thing to be.
Unknown 1:59
It's fun to be a Texan.
Tyler Fischer 2:00
Someone the other day on the street said, you look like Kid Rock fuck Zach Galifianakis. I was like, yeah, that works. Yeah, that tracks. How long you been out here now? Oh like two weeks Wow, it's like a dream. This has been a weird including this it's all a weird dream How long you been doing stand-up now? I? Mean I got on stage when I was 17 or 18 in high school started doing improv and stand up on stage That's almost 20 years.
Unknown 2:28
Oh wow, and then I went to college.
Tyler Fischer 2:30
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was so I was failing on a high school I needed like a B to pass and I was friends with the acting teacher We would drink together What, in high school? Public school, brother, public school. Wow. Yeah, we would drink together and smoke and I thought if I take his class, he's gotta give me an A or I can get him sent to jail probably for all this bad behavior. And so I took this acting class and I got on stage and he pulls me aside, like day one he goes, this is what you need to do with your life. Wow. And I go, okay, okay, stop drinking, stop smoking. I was like in a gang. I was growing, yeah, I was a nightmare kid. People think I'm just this nice little guy. I was a fucking monster and getting on stage and I got all that energy out.
Tyler Fischer 3:17
And it's what I've been doing every day since. Wow. Yeah.
Unknown 3:22
That's cool that someone recognized that because most of the time they don't. It takes one person. It's insane. It takes one person and, you know, that one person literally can change your life because you're in this part of your life where you're not, you don't know what the fuck you're going to do. No. And then someone gives you a direction and they say, hey, you're really good at this. This is your thing. That's it. Oh my God, I found my thing.
Tyler Fischer 3:46
That day you go home, you're like,
I found my thing.
Tyler Fischer 3:49
Yeah, he had us, first class, we had to dance on stage. Because he was like, he goes, you're going to fuck. Oh, he was wild, dude. He was a playwright. He'd take the Metro North in from Connecticut, New Haven, to put on little plays. And I just thought it was the sexiest thing. It was like this guy was living in the 1920s or something. Right, like a real artist. Yeah, yeah. And he goes, we're going to humiliate ourselves day one. He goes, it's going to be so bad. So everything you do after this is going to be a breeze.

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