The Jordan Harbinger Show
1130: Giving Wife a Hand When Dreams Are Too Grand | Feedback Friday
21 Mar 2025
What is Feedback Friday and who are Jordan and Gabe?
Welcome to Feedback Friday. I'm your host, Jordan Harbinger. As always, I'm here with Feedback Friday producer, the gratuity included notice at the bottom of the bill you're given after dining at this auditory smorgasbord of life advice, Gabriel Mizrahi. 25%, I hope. 25, yeah, you know, okay, I should speak for myself.
For me, it's offensive when one, somebody asked me for a tip and I basically walked up to a counter and they took my order and that was it. That's no. Common gripe in today's society. Yeah. Perhaps less common gripe. There's a couple restaurants around here that shall remain nameless unless they pay for the sponsorship on this show.
But they will do this thing where you get service, okay, fine, and the tip choices are 18, 22, and 25%. And what's weird is it's not in any sort of order that you would expect. It's not like 18 left, 22 middle, 25 right. It's like 25 left, 18 in the middle, 22, and you're like, wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm on to you.
You're just trying to get people who are not paying attention in our inner hurry to hit 25% as quickly as possible. Now, I'm sympathetic to the plight of the server. I think they should be paid a living wage. Stop trying to trick me into paying them for that level of service. And it's always the places where the service is not that good.
I will tip you 22, 20, whatever percent if the service is really good at a nice place. If I have to go get the refills myself and I'm getting kicked out of the kitchen by the manager because I've walked back there twice to find a person who freaking works here, I am not gonna tip you 25%. I'm just not going to do it. I know you're overworked and that's why you didn't come to my table.
That's not my fault. What are we talking about again?
I don't know, but I'm really enjoying this stand-up rant.
This is a great special.
Five stars.
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