Are Famous Men Okay?
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What is the main question about famous men being discussed?
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What is going on with the pop culture men? That is the great question we're going to answer here. It'll take us on a journey that involves a car crash, an alligator being shot, and somebody inexplicably supporting Diddy after all he's done. We are joined by Caitlin Green, who is a media personality. She co-hosts the Jan Arden podcast. Caitlin, welcome in.
I just want to ask, are famous men okay? I don't think they're doing well.
What happened during Tiger Woods' latest comeback attempt?
I think that they're struggling, really. But why?
Why do the men struggle so much, is the question.
It's bad out there when you have someone willingly defending Diddy and someone on their, like, 10th DUI in the public eye.
You'd think Tiger Woods would be, you know, just careful with the driving. Ever since the first incident that caused him to kind of fall from grace with his wife smashing the car and all this kind of stuff... You'd think he would steer clear from news that paints him badly in a car. He was unable to steer clear of that. Oh, see what I did there? Steering? He crashed his SUV and was charged with a DUI. What is going on with Tiger?
Yeah, he's a mess. Think about this. The guy just loves... a car crash. He had one in 2009, then again in 2017, and then in 2021. So, I mean, he still, in all of this time, has not hired a driver. Money is no object for this man. First of all, get a driver. Second of all, get an Uber. In that time, Ubers have become prevalent just about everywhere, certainly in Florida. Get a Lyft, get an Uber. heck get a Waymo, like import one from California and just have a driverless car at your disposal because he's 50 years old and he should seriously know better. And he, so he rolled his car. Uh, and what happened was he had failed. Um, he failed like a field sobriety test because he blew triple zeros, meaning he wasn't drinking, but he seemed lethargic and had signs of impairment and he's been known to pop some pills.
So I think allegedly that's what everyone's kind of like assuming happened. He refused the urine test. And so, you know, the back injuries that he's had ever since 2014 have resulted in him legally using painkillers. You're not supposed to do a bunch of them and then get behind the wheel of your car.
No, you're certainly not. And officers charged him. And when you refuse, it depends state to state, province to province. But in many places, if you refuse the tests, you then get charged with the crime. Had the tests have been positive. So I don't understand the logic there, but yeah, he could face up to nine months in jail. Like this is a serious charge. It is. I feel like courts only potentially, not always, but they only go soft on you on the first DUI. You know, it's like everyone makes mistakes, but like a judge after a few of them, they might come down hard on you.
100%. Think about the age of that judge. If that judge can recall Tiger's 2009 mugshot and then has aged themselves into being a smarter person, you'd be like, why haven't you done the same? But in that exact same amount of time, you've learned nothing, hired no driver, didn't get an Uber account, and decided you were going to speed through your residential neighborhood, roll your Land Rover...
like it's just it's it's beyond comprehension i don't get it because he's so rich like just get a driver a driver is chic this is not chic but is there something to be said for our capacity to self-destroy like celebrities are just like you and i i might do it by getting you know not sleeping as much as i should and then i show up to work and i do this show slurring because i'm underslept we all are self-destructive but when you're a celebrity with infinite money your ability to be self-destructive you got to get creative about it You know, he's just human. Is there that argument to be made?
No.
I'm not a Tiger Woods fan, at least not the conduct.
And I couldn't, I don't understand why people... This guy just like publicly sucks for so long that I don't understand how he's still given grace time and time again.
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