Harper Has a CRUSH!
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Who is Harper's new crush and why is it controversial?
harper has a crush on somebody but it's a little bit controversial if she says the name he has a girlfriend it's crazy oh my gosh is it maverick i'm married maverick has a wife map show harper your toe here's my toenail oh my gosh you actually kept it yeah oh i'm gonna throw up i'm gonna throw up i can't look at it ew i went to the cabin and then one of the girls clogged the toilet next day everybody said that i pooped and clogged the whole toilet oh so you did No. You got blamed for it? I got blamed for it. And all the guys still to this day are like, I can't. You clogged the toilet with your poop, right? No. No, I didn't.
No. Stop. Don't say that. No, that's funny.
What embarrassing situation did Harper face at camp?
No.
Oh, man.
What are we not saying?
So Harper has a crush on somebody.
She won't tell us yet.
Well, she can't say the name. No, I totally will say the name.
I want to know the name. Don't.
I know you do, Cash, but if she says the name. Okay, how about I mouth it out and people guess it? They're going to know that. I mean, it's a really easy name. It's so easy.
Okay, hold on. Can somebody tell me the name here, please? No. I just want to know.
I can't name drop. If anyone name drops, it has to be Harper, unfortunately.
Tell me an odd name drop. I don't know.
You just went... No, Harper has a crush on somebody, but it's a little bit controversial if she says the name.
I think you got no business dating anyone right now. No business.
Oh.
Yeah. Wait, are you trying to date someone?
Someday I'll remind... What's that remix, by the way? What are you talking about? The wicked one? Yeah. I don't know, but do you agree with Mav's statement that you shouldn't date right now?
What is the significance of Harper not revealing her crush's name?
I agree with that. Yeah. Wait, what'd you say?
I agree, sure. She does not care. My freaking mouth itches.
Your mouth?
Well, scratch it.
She can't. She has slime all over her hands.
Don't let him touch your mouth. That's scary.
Scratch it with this. What the?
Okay.
Is that better?
Yeah. Well, that's happening.
Well, there's that. Does that feel good?
I'll tell you all at the end of the episode, so you'll have to wait.
Really? Oh, my God. Well, rage bait. You're holding my attention in real life?
I have a short retention span, Harper.
I'm going to scroll.
Let me just tell you what's been happening.
I'm going to scroll if you don't tell me.
My throat's been hurting. So you're just sick.
I'm scrolling.
No, Cash, get off your phone.
What? No, stop. What are you doing? Get off. My attention is gone.
Well, she's not going to say his name. She can't say his name.
How does Harper feel about dating at her age?
The guy has a girlfriend.
What? Yeah. Can't say that.
That's why she couldn't say his name.
She's got to wait for her moment. Oh, my gosh. Is it Maverick? I'm married. Maverick has a wife. And 25. Yeah. Does everyone here know who it is besides me?
Yeah, because she said it literally 30 seconds before the episode started. I literally said it and you heard it.
Tell me.
She lets the name drop so bad I can see it in her face. Oh, my throat. Harper, is this an actual crush or is it you're just saying it just to say it? How did this develop? Like, are you being serious? I've always had a crush on them.
No, you haven't. See, that's not true. Yeah, because I would know that. Actually, I'll be honest. She always has. What? I saw the way she looked at him. We saw him? Yes, you met him.
I know him? You met him? Yeah, we met him.
We all met him. The moment he walked in, I thought... That kid.
I'm not going to lie.
That kid, Harper likes. Wait, whoa, be careful where you're going with that, man. I thought the same thing.
The first moment we saw him, I was like, that's who Harper likes?
I could see it, but I guess not. What are y'all saying right now? Harper has a type.
What are Harper's thoughts on gym routines and health?
It's all known.
No, actually, wait. Okay. What y'all are saying, I didn't necessarily think, but I remember looking at that one and being like.
Hold on. How attractive is this kid?
It's not that he's attractive. He looks exactly like someone else.
Well, because all y'all are like, when he walked in, my jaw was on the floor. No. No.
We're saying that he looked exactly like another guy that she had liked.
You did. You just said you have a crush on him too.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who is Harper's new crush and why is it controversial?
0:00–0:41
2
What embarrassing situation did Harper face at camp?
0:41–1:43
3
What is the significance of Harper not revealing her crush's name?
1:43–2:31
4
How does Harper feel about dating at her age?
2:31–3:38
5
What are Harper's thoughts on gym routines and health?
3:38–5:59
6
What humorous anecdotes do they share about past experiences?
5:59–7:42
7
How does the conversation shift to discussing health and wellness?
7:42–9:00
8
What are the plans for Harper's upcoming cheerleading trip?
9:00–46:18