Chapter 1: Who is Harper's new crush and why is it controversial?
harper has a crush on somebody but it's a little bit controversial if she says the name he has a girlfriend it's crazy oh my gosh is it maverick i'm married maverick has a wife map show harper your toe here's my toenail oh my gosh you actually kept it yeah oh i'm gonna throw up i'm gonna throw up i can't look at it ew i went to the cabin and then one of the girls clogged the toilet next day everybody said that i pooped and clogged the whole toilet oh so you did
No. You got blamed for it? I got blamed for it. And all the guys still to this day are like, I can't. You clogged the toilet with your poop, right? No. No, I didn't.
No. Stop. Don't say that. No, that's funny.
Chapter 2: What embarrassing situation did Harper face at camp?
No.
Oh, man.
What are we not saying?
So Harper has a crush on somebody.
She won't tell us yet.
Well, she can't say the name. No, I totally will say the name.
I want to know the name. Don't.
I know you do, Cash, but if she says the name. Okay, how about I mouth it out and people guess it? They're going to know that. I mean, it's a really easy name. It's so easy.
Okay, hold on. Can somebody tell me the name here, please? No. I just want to know.
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of Harper not revealing her crush's name?
I agree with that. Yeah. Wait, what'd you say?
I agree, sure. She does not care. My freaking mouth itches.
Your mouth?
Well, scratch it.
She can't. She has slime all over her hands.
Don't let him touch your mouth. That's scary.
Scratch it with this. What the?
Okay.
Is that better?
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Chapter 4: How does Harper feel about dating at her age?
The guy has a girlfriend.
What? Yeah. Can't say that.
That's why she couldn't say his name.
She's got to wait for her moment. Oh, my gosh. Is it Maverick? I'm married. Maverick has a wife. And 25. Yeah. Does everyone here know who it is besides me?
Yeah, because she said it literally 30 seconds before the episode started. I literally said it and you heard it.
Tell me.
She lets the name drop so bad I can see it in her face. Oh, my throat. Harper, is this an actual crush or is it you're just saying it just to say it? How did this develop? Like, are you being serious? I've always had a crush on them.
No, you haven't. See, that's not true. Yeah, because I would know that. Actually, I'll be honest. She always has. What? I saw the way she looked at him. We saw him? Yes, you met him.
I know him? You met him? Yeah, we met him.
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Chapter 5: What are Harper's thoughts on gym routines and health?
It's all known.
No, actually, wait. Okay. What y'all are saying, I didn't necessarily think, but I remember looking at that one and being like.
Hold on. How attractive is this kid?
It's not that he's attractive. He looks exactly like someone else.
Well, because all y'all are like, when he walked in, my jaw was on the floor. No. No.
We're saying that he looked exactly like another guy that she had liked.
You did. You just said you have a crush on him too. It's highly concerning, Mav. And then our wives did as well. No! That is not what we said at all. Does anybody in this room not have a crush on this guy?
Yes.
Yes.
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Chapter 6: What humorous anecdotes do they share about past experiences?
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Okay, let's not stop talking about my husband like this. Let's not say that. Listen, all I'm saying is, specifically, that kid, there was a group of kids, and I walked in, and Harper was introducing me to these kids, and I was like, oh... Yeah, I bet she likes that kid.
This is true. That means... Oh, my gosh. If we just tell Cash which kid it was, he'll think the exact same thing because he's a copy and paste of one of the last guys Harper liked.
You do not know who I would have a crush on and who I would not have a crush on. No, it's not about you.
What? My stomach hurts.
Your stomach hurts. Your throat hurts. You're sick. We get it.
And you're contaminating all of us here. I know.
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Chapter 7: How does the conversation shift to discussing health and wellness?
Oh. Yeah.
Well, Harper, can you please... Can somebody see if Harper's still in frame? She's doing the limbo over here. You did it.
You fixed it, Brooke. Wait, did the camera get shut off?
Yeah. Oh, no. We messed up a camera angle. Oh, well. We'll keep on going.
We have five more. Don't worry. Wait, it's not working? Just your camera got turned off. It deleted all the footage. Yeah. That's okay. Back to what we were saying, though, Harper. Bro. Bro.
when we all met him you remember when we met him give her a break i give up on the podcast give her a break okay i i can you tell us your thoughts when you first met him the kid i thought of the kids he's a nicer kid but i didn't think like man harper should be dating anyone right now if we talk about what do you say what do you say what do you say i should have dated the other one or this one what do you think
This one.
Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Obviously, neither. If it was up to me, I'd say no dating.
But you'd say over him.
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Chapter 8: What are the plans for Harper's upcoming cheerleading trip?
And I look back on that, and I think those were mistakes that were made. I don't want you to have those same mistakes.
My biceps are hurting.
You can't stay focused on one conversation for more than 30 seconds. It's because she hit the gym yesterday, man.
She's trying to flex on you.
She hit the gym yesterday. Wait, I have to know.
I have to know. What did you do at the gym, Harper? Wait, before you, just so you guys know, right before this episode, Harper was like, there's a new me. We were like, what do you mean? She goes, I'm hitting the gym now. And she went for the first time yesterday. So, enlighten us. Actually, no, I did not go for the first time. Oh! Dang! Oh!
second no no third uh fourth but i know actually fifth but that's unbelievable i'm gatekeeping my routine why gatekeeping you don't want to let people see it no because i'm just i'm gonna wait i'm gonna fart um i'm i'm gonna what she's so all over the place i'm not telling my routine either nobody asked Nobody asked. Cash's routine is sleep.
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