Harper Made Kate Cry!
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Why is Harper confronting Kate?
I'll be brutally honest with Kate right now. You have hurt me. Very bad. Okay, tell me how so I can tell you I'm sorry.
Kate, you know what you did, so just admit it.
You guys are making me look bad. Everyone's going to be like, I can't believe Kate did that. Kate did what?
Oh my gosh, Kate, just own up to what you did. We're in a meeting and Cash is like, ugh. I'm like, what? Kate's texting me.
Kate, say it.
No, what?
He's stressed. No, I didn't say that.
Why is everyone saying you did?
Hey. No. Stop, Harper. Take out the dinosaur.
I have a question specifically for Harper.
What is the new slang 'two man'?
What is that question?
No, listen, y'all know the new, you know, you know how like every like five years there's new slang. I feel like we're kind of us. We're kind of old. And I feel like we kind of like catch on to the slang, like later in life now, because you know, we're not speaking for yourself.
I know all the slang. Yeah.
Do you know what a two man is?
What? I just found out what that is. Two man. Two man.
Wow.
Like the cheer stunt. Nope.
No. No, I do not know.
Is this inappropriate?
No, it's not. Which is why I was shocked. It's not inappropriate. It is literally a double date. Oh, yeah, I guess. Yeah, it's a double date. It's literally a double date. They started calling a double date a two man.
They're like, want to go on a two man this weekend? That's like a thing people say. And I'm like, well, that should not be a thing. That's crazy. They're like, two man?
So when we were, you know, 15, it was like, oh, let's go on a double date. It's classier. Stop saying that. Start saying double date again. That is class. Have some class, people.
That is something. What else, like, did you learn, Kate?
Well, I learned that. And, you know, like, chopped. I was like, when Harper first said chopped, I said... I look freaking chopped. I was like, what?
Everybody knows what chopped means.
No, but when she first said it, I was like, can you say that again for me? At a definition as well. So... two man i just discovered recently chopped um what's the other one oh also i know cooked everybody knows cooked now but harper when she first started saying cooked it was like what what do you mean what you never cooked has been a thing forever no it is not okay no it hasn't cooked has been a thing for like 10 15 years you know vex bolts made that what him cook meme
I've been saying coach for at least three years.
No, y'all haven't. Coach has been kidding for a long time.
It's been a while. I say toast now because my new best friend says toast.
Yep, I'm toasted. That's kind of funny. You're toast. Yeah, but I think we should start a petition. I'm going to start one myself. Petition to make normal slang words because I never want to be like... Normal? No, no more. First of all, yeah, if you're going to make slang, make it normal. Don't be saying stuff like a two-man. But if you're like... Yeah, that's kind of crazy. I don't think... No, it's not. It's a double date, Harper. Don't say a two-man. Have some class. When you're asking friends if they want to hang out, say, hey, y'all want to go on a double date this weekend?
No, or we're like four-man. Like, let's go on a four-man. It just sounds not right. That's not right. Sadly, I've never been on a two-man. Well, good.
Hopefully, you never will. Because I'm chopped.
No, double date. That's so, do you think that Ally from the notebook would be saying, Noah, let's go on a two man. No, she was saying, Noah, let's go on a double date. Move on. Wait, what's wrong? What is happening?
Why do you have a plate up here? You freaking fatty. She's over here trying to eat all the time.
Wait, I'm confused. What? Why are y'all laughing? I don't know.
Wait, what?
Did you get that from our pantry? Cause I was missing some plates yesterday. I was trying to feed people. Really?
You were trying to feed people? Wait, seriously, where did that come from? I've never seen that plate in my life.
It doesn't matter.
Is that our plate? Yo, everybody needs to relax. Yo, that actually scared me. I did not know we had a breakaway plate. What? Dude. Harper.
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