Hear Me Out Cake!
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What is the 'hear-me-out cake' game?
We're gonna play a hear-me-out cake.
Okay, my hear-me-out is John Pork. The pig?
First up I have Jordan Matter. I'm not sure you understand the game. You think Jordan Matter's cute? He's madly attractive. Okay, I mean you really sold it for me now, okay. A monkey pooped on me. Right on my hand.
That's disgusting. Harper, you want to hear our Airbnb fight?
We're sitting at Norm's Diner. Just in a booth, trying to relax, you know, have a nice rainy day in LA. And Kate's like, I'm not sending this message. And Cash looks over at her and says, stop being a brat and send the message.
Guys, I think there's a chip in my throat. I'm not kidding. A chip? Oh, that happens to me sometimes.
Would you like me to perform the Heimlich?
Okay. Can you please?
How about CPR?
No.
Sometimes it breaks a rib.
No, I think there's enough chemicals in that prime. If you just drink it, it'll dissolve it. Oh, perfect.
You think you can break my rib? You know CPR does break your rib if you do it correctly? It sure does. You're supposed to try to break their rib. What? That's how hard you gotta do it. I'm imagining gases on the ground. Imagine you getting CPR so hard that your rib breaks.
What happened?
What?
What?
Are we good? We got a new soundboard.
Yeah, new soundboard. Who this? Hopefully our microphones sound good.
It's us. You know, our old podcast is like kind of low quality, so we got a new soundboard. I actually used this soundboard several times.
What happened during the Airbnb incident in LA?
Y'all remember the other day when... All right, what are you saying, Kenzie?
well it's just it's completely random but remember the other day how i was saying how maverick gets me clothes sometimes and it's so sweet and y'all are like oh yeah you have to tell him that he gets you ugly clothes do you remember that conversation in the car yeah long time ago these are some pants that he got me and they're cute anyway sorry that was random well how have y'all been I haven't seen y'all. I know.
We haven't seen each other in like a week.
Hey, I wanted to do this.
Would this not... Maybe this is a horrible idea. But all of us... Please, every time Matt says this, I'm going to just not go.
I wanted us all to do an episode today rating our croquette outfits or whatever. Croquette?
How do you say it? Croquette?
Croquette?
No, it's coquette. Coquette. And what the heck is that? But coquette is literally just like an aesthetic.
It's not a real... Yeah, and we were all going to dress in the aesthetic.
Wait, coquette? Are we sure we're saying it right? Yeah, coquette. It's like bows and peels.
It's like flats and bows and flats.
What is flats? Lace.
Lace? What? Are you trying to dress me in? Yeah, that's why I'm trying to make you a coquette boy. Cute and dainty. I'm not wearing lace. Yeah. Next episode, Cash will be doing coquette. No. Why does that remind me of, what's the, you know like when all the girls line up and they do like the kicks?
What's that called? Dallas Cowboys cheerleader?
No. Marquette's?
Marquette's. Is that what it's called?
Yeah, it sounds like that.
Or like rosettes. DCC.
Huh?
Guys, there is quite literally a chip stuck in my throat. I hope it gets out soon.
Kate, do you know what DC means, Kate?
Dallas Cowboys.
No, like, oh, I DC'd.
I what?
I dice rolled. Wait, I'm sorry. Yeah. I DC'd.
Like if I was to say, oh, sorry, sorry, I DC'd.
I don't know. I think I can figure it out. Do any of you girls do? I don't care.
I think they're DCing right now.
Oh, deceiving.
No.
If I was starting to map, I'm like, oh, sorry. Digital crash out.
Sorry about last night.
I DC.
That is a good guess. She said digital crash out.
It's like, what's that other word y'all use when your thing glitches? Cooked? No. Yes, probably that too.
I'm so cooked. That other word y'all use. Okay, what does it mean?
lag you don't no no no there's a drift no there's another one there's another word it's like lagging y'all just started y'all sound lag spike oh input lag this is what happens when girls try to act like they know how to game it's one word it's one word y'all talk about it when y'all play smash girls trying guys gaming lingo right now wait wait what does dc mean if it's not digital crash out
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