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The LOL Podcast

Meet Our New Host!

07 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: Who is the new host of the podcast?

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Today is a very, very special episode. Our new host, everybody. All right.

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7.878 - 12.903 Harper

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Have you ever had to kiss somebody on camera?

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12.923 - 16.626 Kato

Uh, I did, but like the person, other person was like, I don't want to do it.

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One time though, I pulled up to a gang party. Me and my friend were like, look, there's a house party going on. I bet we can just walk in. No one will notice. There's like 500 people there. Everyone walks out to the front yard and they're like, if you cross that line and they start cursing at me saying we're going to like beat me up. And I was like, uh, this ain't Jim's house. Welcome back.

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Chapter 2: What surprises does the new host bring to the show?

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Today is a very, very special episode. Harper?

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49.492 - 51.254 Harper

Where's Kate?

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What? Obviously, Kate is gone still. But a seat has opened up on the podcast. Well... A fifth chair. Kind of. We could just replace it with the original pink chair.

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64.45 - 65.691 Matt

No. I refuse.

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66.172 - 70.437 Cash

Okay. No. Well, can't do that. That means we gotta have a new host.

Chapter 3: What funny experiences have the hosts shared?

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I guess so. And the first host, well, not the first, the only other host that's ever hosted the LOL podcast outside of us is about, y'all are about to be introduced to him. Are y'all ready? That's actually crazy to think about.

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81.196 - 83.26 Harper

This is crazy. To him or her, they or them.

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83.28 - 93.972 Cash

Yeah, exactly. We're actually about to have a new host. This is crazy. This is a crazy moment. Everyone take it in. New pod. This is the new LOL pod. LOL pod 2.0. Honestly.

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Chapter 4: How did the hosts react to the change in podcast lineup?

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I never thought someone would leave, to be honest. Comment down below at the end of this episode if y'all like it. You literally are using that against me after you just asked. Hey, can we just introduce ourselves? Okay, our new host, everybody. Here. Right now. I don't want to say their name.

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112.13 - 116.174 Kinsey

Alright.

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It's Kato! Oh my gosh. Let's go. Dude, you have to be dying in there.

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123.03 - 127.598 Matt

I feel like he's trying to... No one can hear anything.

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127.618 - 129.822 Kato

Wait, this is actually so much fun.

Chapter 5: What challenges does the new host face in this transition?

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Wow, what an entrance. He's like unwrapping himself like he's a kid.

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134.331 - 136.034 Kato

I'm a brand new Christmas present.

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Wow, it kind of gives me flashbacks to when we added Kinsey onto the episode.

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139.44 - 139.841 Kinsey

I know.

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Flashbacks to that time. I'm concerned that Kato might take you out the pod too. Me?

149.606 - 150.147 Kinsey

Yeah.

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Yeah, but you guys have like competing energy. I feel like we do. That is true. I feel like we look more like brothers than me and you. Y'all don't just look like brothers, but y'all are both loud. Should I get a perm too?

Chapter 6: What are the hosts' thoughts on their past experiences?

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You should get a perm. The only difference between me and Kato is he doesn't know how to talk into his microphone. Hey, guys. Crazy. It's okay. I'll think of something soon. I'll fix it for you. Brotherly love.

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177.537 - 179.5 Harper

Brotherly love.

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yeah well uh this is awkward we just have a new host it's not awkward bro it's not that awkward i i was here before yeah this ain't his first time so with kate gone are you prepared to take i mean that's a heavy crown to bear i've been prepared i was i was like hoping someone was like just so i could go on again thank you thank you

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Absolutely insane.

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Have y'all seen this meme? We're going to have to acknowledge it. She's just going to keep doing it. Why do you keep saying thank you?

Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about their audience's reactions?

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It's a funny thing that I made up.

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Thank you. You made up. Thank you. Thank you.

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219.03 - 219.41 Harper

Do it.

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You do it. I'll do it with you. No, I'm not going to do it. Wait, is it the crouching one or the bowing down?

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224.579 - 226.322 Harper

The crouching one. The crouching one.

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I'll do the bowing one, I guess. I ain't doing the crouching one. That is crazy.

Chapter 8: What future plans do the hosts have for the podcast?

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Come on, let's see it.

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231.33 - 235.217 Harper

I don't know. I'm literally stiff, bro. My neck hurts. Oh, you're too stiff to do it.

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235.237 - 236.098 Matt

That makes sense.

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No one's doing that. Thank you.

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238.722 - 242.127 Matt

I'm pretty sure that's the same slime that got spilled all over Kata the last time.

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Exactly.

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And on Piper's legs.

245.212 - 245.493 Harper

Yeah.

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Wait, let me see. I seriously can't do it. I need to know what thank you means. You have to do it. Okay, fine. We'll show you what it is. No, you have to show him in real life. No, show me. Thank you. Is that it? No?

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