Chapter 1: Why is this episode significant without Kate?
Is she coming back?
I don't care if she's on. Like, I don't care. She can be on. Like, she can come on.
I don't care. She can be here. We do not care. We do not care. Y'all heard what she said. She doesn't. She's done. This is the new LOL pod right here.
what's up guys welcome back to a podcast harper has a very interesting question for us today okay if this was your last what is that oh if this was your last day would you be happy with it no last day ever living ever living no this would be a horrible last day well what does your root canal hurt yeah i had the second surgery on my root canal and it did not feel good today yeah that would not be it
Look, the inside of his teeth is like bleeding.
Oh. Where?
On the inside. Matt, put your face up.
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Chapter 2: What personal experiences are shared about dental issues?
I don't see it.
Why are you going down lower? It's on my bottom jaw, not my top. Maverick had a root canal done last night at midnight because he couldn't hold off until the next day for tooth pain.
That's really embarrassing.
Kind of a little bit embarrassing if you ask me. Y'all don't understand. But it's okay.
You don't know embarrassing.
What?
I was sitting in the doctor's office with him. It was embarrassing. What the? I experienced embarrassment. Was he crying? No. There were no tears shed, but close to. I thought about it, though. He was making some weird noises.
Yo, we were outside. Harper, this is real. We were outside, and he wouldn't step outside the car because he was like, when I step outside the car, my tooth hurts. I was like, what? He goes, yeah, the cold air hurts my tooth. I had hot tooth. So I tried to open his door, and he was like, don't open my door. No. I was like, are you kidding me?
And then finally when he stepped out, he was like, I'm not going to open my mouth when I go outside. He was like, he was walking outside. He was like. I was like, who does that, man? It wasn't that I was stepping outside. I realized is that I didn't have water outside. So I had to bring my water with me. As long as I had water, I was good.
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Chapter 3: How does the conversation shift to discussing road trips?
And like making that noise. And I was like, somebody do something. I was about to scream.
I was like, dentist, where are you? He left me. He sat me in the chair and left.
Unfortunately, Matt is very dramatic when he's hurt. I just know he's in the dentist's office. He's like, it's an emergency.
It was so inflamed and so thick around the gum of it. Literally, the assistant lady was like, what is that? She literally goes, what is that? And he's like, that's what happens when it's really, really bad. And she's like, oh, she's never seen it before. Because it's so, I don't know what was coming out of my tooth, but crazy stuff.
Like, genuinely, what is hot tube?
You know the little tool they have that just sprays air?
Oh, yeah.
After the 20 seconds was up, and Matt was like, ah, ah. the just the assistant came by and she was like let me see so he opens his mouth she goes and he goes ah and like shoves it and he shoves her hand away and he was like he was like no no not that no i was like water water and He literally jumped out of the chair, grabbed the water bottle I took for him, and starts pouring water.
That's like when the nurse tried to give me a COVID test, and I kept punching her. I'm not kidding. She kept trying to shove it up my nose way further than it needed to, I promise you. And she kept trying to shove it up my nose. And I was in Mexico. We didn't even speak the same language. She was like, okay? And I was like, okay. And she was like, okay. And I was like, okay.
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Chapter 4: What humorous moments arise during the root canal discussion?
Whoa! I told you. Shoot it at him. It's a nail gun. Stop, please. Whoa, whoa. I didn't realize that.
No, no, no.
Stop, Cash. Don't point that at me.
Then don't you try to take it from me. Set it down. Poop. Poop.
Poop.
Oh my gosh, that's a view!
I can't believe you did it! Dance, babe, dance! Oh! Ha! Oh my gosh! Stop, you hurt somebody!
Did it stick in? No, it's not gonna stick in.
Stop! Wait, I'm getting mad here. Cash, they're coming all the way over here!
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about the potential for a new podcast host?
There's three under Harper.
There's one on my chair.
Yeah, I stapled that one to the chair, actually. Oh, I got an idea. Oh, boy. What's your idea? what am i a good singer uh i think so you have a future in this industry really really yeah what are you gonna do with the stables just eat them okay all right anyways back to harper's original question uh would you be happy i literally am not okay i'm bloated as frick No, you're interrupting.
Here you go.
Oh, yeah, you missed the best part of the story, and my nail broke.
Here, here, you could use your microphone. That'd be cool.
Kinsey. I can't believe this. I'm going to be so upset about this the rest of the day.
I think we should ask Kinsey the question now. Kinsey, would you be happy if this was your last day on Earth?
No, my nail is broken.
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Chapter 6: What are the reactions to suggestions for new hosts?
Sure, I got you. No, please don't spit on the ground. Oh.
Ah, it landed on my leg. Oh, that's embarrassing. Oh, come on. So they stick this numbing thing in before they can give me the actual shot. And so they take my water away, like two to three minutes.
In my head. Water.
Yeah, in my head, I'm like, there's no way I can do this. Two to three minutes with no water. I was literally like, there's no way I'm going to be able to do that. So they stick it in. About 30 seconds goes by, and I'm vocal now. I'm like, ah. I literally just... You were not... You were like... No, I was gritting my teeth. No, it was bad.
And then... Yeah, you're making it sound like you had a very manly scream.
Like, oh, man. No, it only sounded like that because I had to grit...
i had to keep my mouth closed because the thing was in there otherwise it would have probably been worse but i'm sitting there just now the dental is okay and so then they shoot me full of thing and i'm like oh this is better this is good and then they cut my tooth out but while they're cutting my tooth out because i drank about 40 bottles of water yeah i had to pee a lot so every time every how many gallons is that every like 30 minutes i'm in the chair i'm like hey man
Hang on, go with me.
The dentist has like needles and stuff in Maverick's mouth doing stuff.
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Chapter 7: How does the group reflect on Kate's absence?
No, your mom's going to kill you.
does your mom know let me okay kids and that is why you do not get a nose ring they look terrible you shouldn't say that some people might have it yeah oh no people do have them for sure i'm sorry if you do no i'm kidding uh actually i'm not kidding i take that back i i objectively don't like them and that's okay i objectively don't like nose rings or tattoos and i'm saying that not behind their back but in front of a cool tattoo kenzie
This is better than the cowbell or whatever.
Let me see. That's definitely better. That's a little better, but it's still just like, yo, look at me. I'm trashy.
That's cute. No, that's cute. No, I'm not getting a nose ring. I want a belly piercing.
That's also trashy.
No, you don't want a belly piercing.
Imagine you guys just saw me take my shirt off one day and boom, belly piercing.
Well, you, no.
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Chapter 8: What light-hearted games do the hosts engage in towards the end?
Stop it!
Literally? Harper, you will literally get me in trouble like sending that. That's insane. You can't send that to people.
No, no. That's super hilarious, actually. All right. Sorry. Back to the... Here are our options.
Back to the program. Although, I think Kate's coming back, so... Kate literally told me to find a new host, so...
I don't think so. But we can all keep clinging on to the dream. Here's options that we have. Maddox.
Yay or nay?
We're just going to do yays or nays. Boo! Maddox, listen. Love ya. I just think you have other things to do.
You literally called Maddox Q to do one.
you did you did that he's a great kid hey bud i just yeah he no he's not coming okay not maddie gavin magnus that's a gender he is again just not gonna he's not gonna be able to make that happen he well i there's no way to say this without saying mean things so continue what were you gonna say you know gavin is actually a really nice kid i actually really liked gavin i mean hopefully gavin didn't just see this good thing this is him
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