The LOL Podcast
We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Wed, 19 Mar
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Chapter 1: What secrets lie in the magic room?
That is a secret room up there. That is also a magic room.
Magic?
Hey, can I get some marshmallows? Get marshmallows.
What is happening? How are you doing that, Cash? Hey, can I get a Capri Sun to wash this down? This is trash.
There we go. Sometimes when I have to fart and we're in bed, I purposely stop cuddling, roll the other way so I can do a fart transplant in the Kinsey. What? That's cool. We listen and we don't judge. I have plans to kill Honey. Yo, what's up, guys? Welcome back to the podcast. Today, Cash is on his phone. Kizzy's playing ball blast. She became a t-shirt. I just died.
And Kate, you're doing okay right now. And today, I have something very cool. But I'm not going to say it right now. I got to say it. Stay tuned. So subscribe. I have something super cool. Your last episode was your birthday. Yes, it was, man. Yes, it was. And I remember, if you remember, if you guys recall, I look over here and I didn't have what I thought I had. I do remember that.
You were going to give me something. And that is true. But I went and got it. So let's see it. You can have it later. What? What? I've already rated a whole episode. Okay, fine. You can have it right now. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Also, I still have my Nutella. You'll look like the 4th of July. A bucket. I worked hard on this bucket. I've been storing this up for months. It's a bucket of pee. Okay?
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts handle unexpected situations?
Oh, my gosh. Just for you. Oh, my gosh. It's a bucket. It's a bucket of pee. Ew. It is yellowish. Let me see. I don't know what it is. And for one episode, I'm going to allow you to basically be in control the entire episode. You have a shut-up gun.
Oh, no. Oh, give me that! Please don't spray my hair. This is the best gift ever!
If that does not work, you have a, I said shut-up gun. Oh, wow, thank you. This is crazy. Why didn't you give this to me on my birthday? Well, today is technically still your birthday. Well, Matt, don't worry, I'm not the type to complain.
Don't spray it in my hair.
Don't worry, please shut up now. Oh! I like this gun. He just gave it to you. That was crazy. And you're already abusing it. Well, he was talking too much for my liking. Okay, I'm not going to talk this episode. See, now he's quiet. Now he doesn't want to talk. Go ahead, talk, Mav. Talk, Mav. Oh, he didn't do what I said. You gotta do what I say.
When will they learn?
Okay, okay. Please shut up, Mav. Harper, do jumping jacks. Oh, wow, this gun really works great. Okay, Harper, sit down. Please, I'll do whatever you ask. Kate? Yeah? Please. Sorry, I'm thinking of a bunch of things, but I can't say those. Hold on. Go through the hole in the wall. Okay, I'll make that happen. Oh, really? Yeah.
Wow, I didn't make sure you'd do that, actually. I thought I was going to get a sprayer for that one. Yep, and just let me go through. Oh, my gosh! Okay, I think that might be the first time Kate actually knocked the painting down. Wait. Oh, yeah, you can come out now. You can come out. Now, what should I have Kinsey do? Hmm, Kinsey, Kinsey, Kinsey. Okay, I got it.
Kenzie, come get this gun and spray yourself.
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Chapter 3: What makes a birthday episode special?
Well, go hit him back. I think I'm the real victim here. Kenzie, if someone hits you, you hit them twice as hard.
No, my back! This was horrible. I knew this would be fun, guys.
The TV logo's gone. The TV logo's literally gone. Yet again. I had to come sit over here with you guys on the crossfire. No, no, no, no.
Oh, no. That'll flood the house. That's a lot of water.
That'll literally flood the house. Are you serious?
And probably our entire set.
Are you serious? I'm highly expensive electronics.
I got the water bucket. I can't believe you.
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Chapter 4: What are the challenges of live podcasting?
What? I literally judged you for that? That is so rude. I feel bad.
No, it's okay. You can have it.
You can have it. Stop, Cash! Wait, do you... What? You're going to squeeze it.
Do you guys think I can... Do you guys think I can squeeze this Capri Sun? Please don't waste the Capri Sun.
I'm thirsty.
Okay, well now you're making it not fun now. You give her a Capri Sun, man. I'm going to see if I can bring this Capri Sun. Why are you squeezing the little girl's Capri Sun?
You would steal a teenager girl's Capri Sun. Oh my goodness, you make...
Bet Samson can do it. I bet I can do it. Yeah, let Kinsey try. She can't break it. No, I can't let you try. Because then if you get it, that is highly embarrassing.
Let her try.
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