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What are the sketches discussed in this episode?
Andy, you didn't have anything to add. We were talking about spirited ladies. I was just going to add, have a toast on us. I just thought you know something about spirits and I don't know. I thought Beetlejuice's wife would have been pretty obvious. I am now recording.
Hey, speaking of spirited wives.
You just left it on the floor and I kept leaving big.
Speaking of spirited wives, we can fly this over.
Whoa, Beetlejuice is here.
Hey, I got a spirited wife.
I laughed so hard in Beetlejuice 2 when Michael Keaton said, well, my ex-wife's back. It was like the best Beetlejuice line of all time.
And he's basically doing stand-up.
He was doing stand-up. We see that Beetlejuice is ex-wife. We don't realize it yet.
Yeah. He pulls out a mic like your favorite short, Seth, Wish It Would Rain. Where all of a sudden there's just a mic.
His wife has different body parts that sew themselves back together. And it's just that great sort of creepy Tim Burton look.
I think it reassembles to Tragedy by the Bee Gees, right? You think you're right. Which is an all-time great jam.
And then it cuts to Beetlejuice in a room full of shrunken head dudes. And he says, well, my ex-wife's back. He maybe even says it's official. Hell's official. Just a borscht belt comic. This is a cold open where you're just listening to us mid-Beetlejuice conversation. We wanted you to pick this up because if anybody thinks, well, I wonder if they're always talking about Beetlejuice. The likelihood is we are.
Yeah, at least 60% of the time.
What is the significance of Beetlejuice's ex-wife?
Guys, first of all, welcome to the Lonely Island Seth Meyers podcast. It's great to see all three of you.
You too.
Great to be here. I got my job.
We're back. All of us are back.
I got my job.
I very much enjoyed the episodes I missed.
You guys did a great job. Thanks, Kevrox. Speaking of the episodes you missed, a little housekeeping.
Please. Here's a part of the show where Seth takes some boxes. I don't know. Is that helpful? Oh, no one asked, but it's welcome. Okay.
I feel like we did not give the proper shout out to the Roots, both for the Radio City concert and the work they did on the actual 50th itself.
Full on Begree.
Yeah. I mean, just, I think the Roots are so good and well-respected that you sometimes forget you need to say the Roots are the best.
It's crazy how much work they do. Just hardest working men and women in show business.
And they can do anything and they can back up anyone and it's just something to see.
The variety of genre and eras represented on that Friday Night Radio City show that they backed basically all of was astounding and sounded, dare I say, tight.
It sounded like the people had their bands, like everyone had come with their own band. Akiva, exactement. It was amazing. Exactement. Exactement.
Took the words right out of my mouth.
I love when you're French. I love it when you're French.
I want to give a little, you can't see me, but I'm using a mug given to me by my Dear friend Akiva. I gave it to him. It was a gift from Akiva. It says Skywalker Sound.
I bought it up in Marin at the Skywalker Ranch.
Okay, well now I'm jealous that I didn't get one. Why didn't you get me one, asshole?
Because I was very jealous that he was there and I wanted to come with him and I couldn't. He did it as a sweet friend favor.
This does remind me of when you went to Prague or something, Andy, and I asked you if you would give me a shot glass from there and you did. I can't remember where you were.
Oh, that's nice. I did.
Yeah, it was really nice of you.
Of course. Chums, monumental chums. God, guys, the fucking job is coursing through my veins. I should drink it every app. I should drink it every app. Peter Gabriel. This app is sponsored by Java.
Seth, I had a correction listening, or rather an omission I noted. Which is, Andy, you were talking about the SNL 50th after party and you recounted kind of like a botched interaction with Robin, the singer, and Beck, the singer. You did a joke that was like a fake mean joke of like, hey, we're in the middle of a conversation and you think Robin might have taken you seriously and then you never saw her again to like... clarify and maybe clean it up a bit to clean it up.
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