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What is the main topic of this episode?

Jorma Taccone 0:00
I'm recording. Is Jorma recording over there? Is he right next to you where you can just yell, Jorm, is your P4 recording?
Unknown 0:06
Hey, Jorma, is your P4 recording? He said, yeah, I think so.
Jorma Taccone 0:13
All right, great. Is this how it goes on set? Jorm, you remember to roll the cameras, right? This is filming.
Unknown 0:19
Let me tell you how it works on set. Yeah, give it to us. He gives notes and I nod as if I was listening. Yes, sir. And I just do what I was going to do anyway.
Andy Samberg 0:29
And then you lean on the motherfucking crowd.
Unknown 0:32
Lean on the motherfucking crowd.
Host 0:35
That's right. Exactly, Andy. You have to trust it. How late is it in Finland right now?
Unknown 0:40
There's a time difference. Where you guys are, what time is it where you are?
Host 0:44
Well, we're in three different time zones. It's almost four in the afternoon on the East Coast.
Unknown 0:49
4 p.m. in New York City, here in Tampere. It's 1978. It's the Lonely Island and Seth Meyers and Timothy Olyphant podcast. It's a time difference. It is a time difference.

What went wrong on set with filming?

Unknown 1:13
Wow. It's 1040 in the evening. Okay. Oh, that's the perfect time to cast.
Jorma Taccone 1:17
You guys did a full day of filming, and now, did you guys rent places near each other?
Unknown 1:22
No, no, we were just at a bar right near where he is staying. Can you tell?
Jorma Taccone 1:27
Oh, boy.
Unknown 1:27
Can you tell? Oh, good. I'm not responsible for that.
Jorma Taccone 1:32
Were you guys drinking some, what's a local drink? Is there a local drink you guys have there?
Unknown 1:37
No, actually, most of the places we've been to are, Jorma drinks a lot of IPAs. Is that normal?
Jorma Taccone 1:44
Yeah. I mean, I guess it's normal for him.
Host 1:47
It's Jormal is what we say.
Jorma Taccone 1:49
Yeah, it's Jormal.
Host 1:50
It's Jormal.
Unknown 1:51
Wow. Guess what, Jormal? You're not going to be needed. You need to take a nap. You lie down.
Andy Samberg 1:57
You're fine.
Unknown 1:57
I got this. I think they're appreciating this. He's drinking mostly IPAs every time I'm hanging out with him.
Andy Samberg 2:05
Got it, got it. What do they say in Finland instead of TGIF? Thank God it's not Russia. Oh. It's right nearby. That's almost like I can't believe it's not butter.
Host 2:15
Yeah, very similar. Have I told you guys that I went out to dinner with Tim in New York City?
Unknown 2:21
It was a good night.
Host 2:21
It was a good night, and we drank old fashions.
Unknown 2:24
Some of the best old fashions in town.
Host 2:26
It was great. We were at Via Corotta and we were at a two-top where the, we were between two other two-tops where I would say there was half an inch between the tables. Like it was so non-private. And Tim said right away, he's like, you must know somebody here to get a table this good.
Unknown 2:41
Because it really was.
Host 2:45
It was so bad. And immediately, the woman kitty quarter to Tim recognized him. And so they were immediately like, we fully were clocked. And then had to speak in code the whole night.
Unknown 2:57
Tim got recognized tonight at the nerd bar that we- By the way, you're two out of three, though. Every time we've gone out, you've been recognized as well. Pretty good. We should tour Finland, guys.
Jorma Taccone 3:07
Are you recognized for girls, Jorm? No, it's Lonely Island. It's our stuff? No, it's you guys. It's your work. What about you, Timothy? What do you get most?
Unknown 3:18
I mean, it was not justified. Tonight, that guy was a Deadwood guy. And then he went into Mandalorian. And he apologized for calling it HBO. He was like, I watched it on HBO. I'm sorry, Max.
Andy Samberg 3:29
Oh, really? Very polite.
Unknown 3:32
He immediately apologized.
Andy Samberg 3:33
He must have known you guys were coming to do the cast. Right. Sorry, don't misquote me. I'm up to date on all the streamers.
Host 3:42
I have great respect for streamers and how they're named. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Lonely Island and Seth Meyers and Timothy Olyphant podcast.
Unknown 3:51
Nicely done. Guys, I'm just here to listen.
Andy Samberg 3:56
Oh, that's the return of the five. Shut up.
Unknown 4:00
Chug jugs.
Host 4:01
She told it on my show, but another good example of somebody thinking when your table is too close and you're talking about your friends and your friends also are in the business. And so you have to start being coded about who you're talking about. I went to dinner with Polar, Rashida Jones, Rachel Dratch, and Shoemaker. And Polar, there was a woman sitting alone right next to our table. And at one point, Polar goes, this woman is listening to every word we say. So you cannot say anything. We're like, got it. And then like 10 minutes later, finally, her friend joined her and they immediately spoke fluent Russian. And it was very clear that they had not. And that Polar had to be like, I realize now that woman was staring off into the middle distance. Oh, my God.

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