Ep. 1510 - Is It Finally Time For Our Glorious Conquest Of Canada To Begin?
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Today on the Matt Walsh Show, Trump appears to be taking very seriously the idea of purchasing Greenland and taking control of the Panama Canal. Is that a good idea? And should we just go ahead and conquer Canada while we're at it? Also, a judge blocks a Tennessee law requiring age verification for porn sites. Her reasoning is flimsy, to say the least. And the state of New Jersey will no longer require that its teachers know how to read. What could possibly go wrong? We'll talk about all that and more today on the Matt Walsh Show. Being a husband, father, and host of my own show means life never slows down. Imagine trying to eat 31 fruits and vegetables every day. That sounds pretty time consuming, but with balance of nature, fruits and veggies, there's never been a more convenient dietary supplement to ensure that you get a wide variety of fruits and vegetables every day with 31 different whole fruits and vegetable ingredients. Balance of Nature takes fruits and vegetables, they freeze dry them, turn them into powder, and then put them into a capsule.
You take your fruit and veggie capsules every day, and then your body knows what to do with them. Go to balanceofnature.com, use promo code Walsh for 35% off your first order as a preferred customer, plus get a free bottle of fiber and spice. That's balanceofnature.com, promo code Walsh. Not long after Justin Trudeau became the prime minister of Canada in 2015, he made a big announcement. Without any prompting, Trudeau said something that no other Canadian prime minister has ever said. He declared that Canada as a nation doesn't really exist. He came out and casually admitted something that Americans have known for a long time, which is that Canada is a fake country. Speaking to a reporter with the New York Times, Trudeau explained that, quote, there's no core identity, no mainstream in Canada. There are shared values. Those qualities are what make us the first post-national state, close quote. Yes, Canada is a post-national state with no core identity. That's what he said. No wonder this guy was forced to resign this week.
Of course, no one paid any attention to Trudeau's comments at the time because no one ever pays any attention to what's happening in Canada. Nobody stepped up to offer Canadians a nation that they could call home. Nobody suggested that Canadians could indeed have a core identity just like the rest of the world. Instead, we allowed our neighbors to the north to wallow in their own self-pity and apparent non-existence. Their identity crisis festered. As a result, after a decade of self-loathing, Canada is now predictably falling apart. Justin Trudeau has resigned. Parliament has been suspended. Their whole government has basically collapsed. Canada is sputtering along, barely staying alive in the cold, like a stray cat that everyone ignores. But there's some good news now for Canadians. Finally, at long last, against all odds, they may soon have a nation to call their own. They may find that the core identity that they've apparently been seeking for so long. Admittedly, this development will come with some trade-offs, most likely.
Canadians will probably lose the right to vote. They may have to start working jobs they don't like and that, you know, might not even pay them anything. And we still won't take them very seriously. But none of that's important right now, because the key point is that Canadians could soon become Americans, or at least they could become vassals of Americans. Here's Donald Trump's olive branch to the oppressed people of Canada from yesterday's press conference. This is, of course, getting a lot of attention. In case you missed it, here it is.
under the assumption that you're serious about making Canada the 51st state of the United States, the leader of the Conservative Party in Canada said, under no circumstances will I ever be the 51st state.
Maybe he won't win, but maybe he will.
To Dave's point, you had suggested that you were considering military force to acquire Panama and Greenland. Are you also considering military force to annex and acquire Canada?
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