Menu
Sign In Search Podcasts Libraries Charts People & Topics Add Podcast API Blog Pricing
Podcast Image

The Morning Rumble

OFF-AIR ๐Ÿ”ด NOT FOR MAX - Creech's UFC Is Picking Up Wind

29 Apr 2026

Transcription

Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.335 - 14.547 Unknown

This is a podcast from Rover. It's time for the Morning Rumbles Not For Macs Podcast.

0

15.033 - 23.382 Rog

Wednesday, 29th of April. Yes, the podcast with, well, I'm Rog. Mel's. Hey, guys. Hey. And Mitch. G'day, mate. Hello.

0

23.442 - 28.528 Mitch

G'day. It's Mel's, Rog, and Creech here from the Morning Rumble. How are you, buddy?

0

28.948 - 29.349 Rog

Good. How are you?

0

29.709 - 33.053 Mitch

Good. Hey, Creech, would you like to take over?

33.173 - 38.779 Creech

Absolutely. We just received your text saying that you wanted to be added to my UFC group, the Ultimate Fart Club.

38.759 - 41.125 Jordan

Oh, of course. I think I've got some good things to add.

41.406 - 46.118 Mitch

Have you got anything right now for the podcast intro? No, not right now.

46.719 - 66.559 Creech

Are you near a floor that you can lie on on your back? What I always do, what I find, is going down on your back and sort of pulling your legs up. can really nicely build up the gas in your abdomen. Oh, gosh, there's people walking past, and now they're wondering what the hell I'm doing. Sorry. But, no, but, okay. Let me give it a try.

Chapter 2: What unexpected topic does Creech's Ultimate Fart Club cover?

70.685 - 79.019 Rog

Sorry, mate. Jordan. Jordan. As we do this, Mitch, can we find some of Creature's Farts to maybe inspire Jordan into B-Bar 2 there?

0

79.139 - 101.233 Mitch

Jordan, can I just quickly ask, as you were brewing one... This is a really random time. It's 10.39 you sent the text. It's currently 11.01 right now. Sorry for keeping you from what your daily job is. But why were you thinking about texting a radio station outside of its normal show hours about a group that only sends fart audio to each other?

0

101.416 - 110.113 Jordan

I was actually listening to the podcast last night before I went to bed. I didn't want to send it at that time. I just remembered while I was at work this morning.

0

Chapter 3: What humorous fart techniques are discussed in the podcast?

110.354 - 113.781 Rog

Yeah, so the ultimate fart group. How does he join this?

0

114.202 - 117.689 Creech

Oh, no, no, no. Oh, Jordan.

0
0

118.831 - 122.737 Creech

Hey, Mel.

0

122.817 - 124.359 Mitch

Hey, Jordan, Mel's here.

124.379 - 131.811 Jordan

Jordan, do you have one back? No, no, I can't. I'm lying on my back with my knees to my chest, but nothing's coming.

131.831 - 142.507 Rog

So he's trying. This might inspire you to fart. Hang on. And this is the one.

142.527 - 144.653 Mitch

No more, Roger. We get it.

144.753 - 164.577 Rog

Play the motorbike one. Play the motorbike one. Jordan, this may be the one that inspired you to join the group, the motorbike one. Have a listen. No.

Chapter 4: How does one join Creech's Ultimate Fart Club?

247.137 - 248.399 Creech

He might get a whiff of Jordan.

0

248.479 - 251.404 Rog

Don't drop any of your brown shit near my place, mate.

0

251.384 - 252.205 Mitch

Do it, Jordan.

0

252.966 - 253.447 Rog

I dare you.

0

253.467 - 254.789 Jordan

You're in the sanctuary, aren't you, Raunch?

254.889 - 255.35 Rog

Oh, might be.

257.733 - 258.835 Mitch

You seem busy, Jordan.

258.855 - 263.06 Rog

We'll let you go. How the fuck did you know that?

263.241 - 265.183 Jordan

You post Instagram videos.

Chapter 5: What is the significance of Jordan's farting experience?

419.18 - 424.986 Creech

And they're like trying to cut him off. She was asleep, naked. So I went over to her.

0

Chapter 6: How does Jordan describe his farting style?

425.947 - 435.415 Creech

I reached across, and I stole her purse. I really fucked her over. And then Jason Bateman character goes, maybe you should be called Motherfucker Over Jones.

0

443.483 - 444.724 Rog

That's what I think of that yarn.

0

451.066 - 454.317 Mitch

Here's the podcast.

0

456.725 - 460.759 Unknown

This has been the Morning Rumbles Off Air Not For Max podcast.

0

460.94 - 469.328 Mitch

Catch up on the show highlights updated daily in the feed.

Comments

There are no comments yet.

Please log in to write the first comment.