OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Creech's UFC Is Picking Up Wind

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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

Unknown 0:00

This is a podcast from Rover. It's time for the Morning Rumbles Not For Macs Podcast.

Rog 0:15

Wednesday, 29th of April. Yes, the podcast with, well, I'm Rog. Mel's. Hey, guys. Hey. And Mitch. G'day, mate. Hello.

Mitch 0:23

G'day. It's Mel's, Rog, and Creech here from the Morning Rumble. How are you, buddy?

Rog 0:28

Good. How are you?

Mitch 0:29

Good. Hey, Creech, would you like to take over?

Creech 0:33

Absolutely. We just received your text saying that you wanted to be added to my UFC group, the Ultimate Fart Club.

Jordan 0:38

Oh, of course. I think I've got some good things to add.

Mitch 0:41

Have you got anything right now for the podcast intro? No, not right now.

Creech 0:46

Are you near a floor that you can lie on on your back? What I always do, what I find, is going down on your back and sort of pulling your legs up. can really nicely build up the gas in your abdomen. Oh, gosh, there's people walking past, and now they're wondering what the hell I'm doing. Sorry. But, no, but, okay. Let me give it a try.

Rog 1:06

Yeah, go on. Yeah, that's the spirit. As we do this, what's your name there?

What unexpected topic does Creech's Ultimate Fart Club cover?

Rog 1:10

Sorry, mate. Jordan. Jordan. As we do this, Mitch, can we find some of Creature's Farts to maybe inspire Jordan into B-Bar 2 there?

Mitch 1:19

Jordan, can I just quickly ask, as you were brewing one... This is a really random time. It's 10.39 you sent the text. It's currently 11.01 right now. Sorry for keeping you from what your daily job is. But why were you thinking about texting a radio station outside of its normal show hours about a group that only sends fart audio to each other?

Jordan 1:41

I was actually listening to the podcast last night before I went to bed. I didn't want to send it at that time. I just remembered while I was at work this morning.

What humorous fart techniques are discussed in the podcast?

Rog 1:50

Yeah, so the ultimate fart group. How does he join this?

Creech 1:54

Oh, no, no, no. Oh, Jordan.

1:58

Hold on.

Creech 1:58

Hey, Mel.

Mitch 2:02

Hey, Jordan, Mel's here.

Jordan 2:04

Jordan, do you have one back? No, no, I can't. I'm lying on my back with my knees to my chest, but nothing's coming.

Rog 2:11

So he's trying. This might inspire you to fart. Hang on. And this is the one.

Mitch 2:22

No more, Roger. We get it.

Rog 2:24

Play the motorbike one. Play the motorbike one. Jordan, this may be the one that inspired you to join the group, the motorbike one. Have a listen.

Rog 2:44

No.

Mel 2:44

You want to be a part of this group. Is that right? He texts us at 10.39am. How does it work, Creech? Do you add him?

Creech 2:50

Yeah, well, Jordan, just flick me a message on Facebook or Instagram, Jaden Creech King, and then I'll add you to the group.

Mel 2:59

But you've got to be fart ready, right?

Creech 3:01

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's a few cowards on there, I'm not going to lie. People are dropping off like flies. There's about 200 people on there, and I started 220. Now there's about just 200. Yeah.

Mel 3:13

The pressure's too much. Yeah, yeah. How would you describe your farts, Jordan? Great question, Mel.

Jordan 3:18

Oh, well, yeah, they're pretty wet.

Mitch 3:22

Glad you asked, Mel.

Jordan 3:25

They're lactose intolerant farts.

Rog 3:27

Oh, no. Could be a fart, could be a shart.

Creech 3:33

What are we doing? What sort of milk are you running there, mate? You've got a substitute? You like soy? It's yoghurt for breakfast.

Jordan 3:39

Yoghurt.

Rog 3:40

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Coconut yoghurt? You just plough through with the intolerance. I like it. That's probably brown yoghurt coming out. Oh, jeez.

Mitch 3:47

Fucking hell, Rog.

Creech 3:50

So visceral.

Jordan 3:50

The boys love me on site in the afternoon. Oh, really? Where abouts do you work, Jordan? Near Rogers Batch, up in Mungify.

Creech 3:59

Well, don't come too close, mate. No shot there. It is a strong southeasterly, and Roger's out there smelling the lavender.

How does one join Creech's Ultimate Fart Club?

Creech 4:07

He might get a whiff of Jordan.

Rog 4:08

Don't drop any of your brown shit near my place, mate.

Mitch 4:11

Do it, Jordan.

Rog 4:12

I dare you.

Jordan 4:13

You're in the sanctuary, aren't you, Raunch?

Rog 4:14

Oh, might be.

Mitch 4:17

You seem busy, Jordan.

Rog 4:18

We'll let you go. How the fuck did you know that?

Jordan 4:23

You post Instagram videos.

Rog 4:25

That's my problem, isn't it? Yeah, people recognise. And how close are you to my pad?

Jordan 4:32

East Street Drive. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rog 4:34

Wow. That's so pretty close. Go do it, Jordan. Don't you drop any deuces near my place, mate.

Creech 4:39

You're going to hear, when he makes an entry, when he's recording on his phone, and it reverberates through the air of Mungify, you're going to hear Jordan's flatulence.

Rog 4:50

No, no.