ON-AIR 🟢 - "He's Our Little Vibrator"
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What happened during the weekend recap?
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The Morning Rumble podcast. No flair and even less hair. You'll get it here.
Oh yes, the Morning Rumble, Monday today, two past six. Here he is on fire. Andrew Mulligan, good morning. Morena. Good morning. Morning Mel.
What are the stories behind the nasty budgies?
Scott Dixon first actually now. Yes. It's not even halfway. Hi Mel. Hello. Hi. Hi.
How did the Teach Creech segment unfold?
Morning to you, Bryce. Morning. Morning to you. So, Rog, g'day, mate. You're here. I see you. I see Mel, Miles.
What did Mitch and Mel's dating profiles reveal?
I see Mitch. G'day, Mitch. Mitch looks happy. Howdy.
What happened with the man who was swallowed by a hippo?
Howdy.
I see all of us. But for the second week in a row, on a Monday morning, one member is absent. I do not see young Creech. Haven't seen him at all this morning. Oh, you haven't seen him either. But I have seen his car.
What insights were shared during Mastermind Monday?
Yes, I know. Rog, will you just put up the phone?
Yes, the phone's up there. Yes, yes.
What is the significance of the throne for your home segment?
It's ringing. It's ringing. Where is he?
What are some examples of weird workmates shared in the episode?
Hello.
Creech, where are you? I'm not coming in. Why?
I can see your car. I parked next to your car. I know you're here.
Well, my sleep paralysis demon last night was Mitch at the end of my bed with a Crusaders song playing and his weird little smirk. Where are you? I'm just under the table. Did I see you? Can you come out and run to the table?
Where are you, mate?
Oh, there you are.
I don't want to be here. None of us want to be here. I know, he's hung up on us.
Yeah. Amen. All right, guys.
I don't even care about rugby anyway. Yeah, don't act like you're sad. You're the biggest fake fan I've ever met.
Haven't watched a minute of the season. Yeah, well, look, hey, in the words of Mitch, we're saving ourselves for the more important part of the season, which is the playoffs, which we're already locked in.
What a joker. We'll come back. producer Mitch will bring him and we always gauge how the week's going to go as to how the Crusaders went and the Crusaders went pretty well, Mitch. Oh, didn't they just?
They're a different man when they win. Isn't he?
All last week. Yeah, it's going to be a good one, isn't it? He gets a glove. He smiles. He's happy. You're the right creature. I mean, you're the Chief's mana here, the Chief's loss, but he does have this... He is a bit of a smirk, doesn't he? He'll have that for the rest of the week. I think it's referred to, Roger, as a shittery grin. That is correct.
That is correct, Roger.
That's the technical term.
I'm going to channel some Mitch right now. Oh, we didn't have Damien McKenzie.
Now, Mitch does do that. He will do that, mate. If you lose, your excuses are high. Could you give Creech the benefit of that? Well, we didn't have to Mighty Williams either and still dominated the scrum. Or Scott Barrett. Or Scott Barrett. Oh, they haven't played all season. That's valid. But you also, you go through the list of players out and then you say, got 15 titles.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. That's what he does. I didn't even need to be here. Where were those Crusaders in 2012 and 2013? Yeah. Right, guys? Those are two titles.
So, yes, the Crusaders beat the Chiefs. He's right in the mix of it. Gets the ball away.
How many?
David, how many scores?
Crusaders.
Woo! He's had some sort of game. And the Crusaders win it.
What a game. What a match this has been. So bummed. They're peaking at the right time of the season, aren't they?
It'll be exciting for this weekend, aren't you two going down for the game on Friday? Yes, yes.
Mitch and myself are going to be there. Crusaders, Hurricanes on Friday. So, oh boy. The best thing about this game, it doesn't even matter for the Hurricanes.
LAUGHTER
It doesn't even matter. Oh, so you're already saying you're probably going to drop it. Probably, because it doesn't affect them. Oh, you coward. Nah, we'll beat you at your new little house. Looking forward to it. War's got a great win as well. Yeah, Warriors, absolutely. Now, Bryce, you were at the Auckland FC-Sydney FC final.
Yeah, man, Sydney night.
Did you say look good? Quite incredible. I mean, the second year of their season. Here they are, home final. Packed out Mount Smart. Hell of an atmosphere. It was awesome, man. Loved it. Took my little boy Tyson. It was rad. Hell of a goal.
Back in it comes.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened during the weekend recap?
0:00–0:21
2
What are the stories behind the nasty budgies?
0:21–0:26
3
How did the Teach Creech segment unfold?
0:26–0:34
4
What did Mitch and Mel's dating profiles reveal?
0:34–0:37
5
What happened with the man who was swallowed by a hippo?
0:37–0:50
6
What insights were shared during Mastermind Monday?
0:50–0:54
7
What is the significance of the throne for your home segment?
0:54–0:57
8
What are some examples of weird workmates shared in the episode?
0:57–49:14