ON-AIR 🟢 - Willy Workouts, Wedding Burnouts and Bryce Not Knowing The 90s
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What workouts does Willy recommend for fitness enthusiasts?
This is a podcast from Rover.
The Morning Rumble podcast. It'll even work in the evening.
Morning, Miles. Morning, guys. Hi. Morning, man. Now, you guys know about look maxing? Yeah, I heard it. I heard about it.
What are some of the greatest comebacks in sports history?
So Roger's just mogged us with his amazing radio voice.
Yeah.
So mogging is when you think you look amazing or sound amazing or are amazing at something and you get mogged by somebody who comes into your social situation and is better than you at it. Oh, like better story guy. Yeah, better story guy.
What unexpected events have happened at weddings?
So you've been mogged by Roger's voice this morning.
No one tops that. Especially mine.
I'm getting mogged everywhere around here.
Who is David Nyika and what are his achievements?
You've got other qualities.
Can you listen?
No, we're going to talk about the D stuff right now, aren't we?
I would like to hear three qualities that you like about Bryce. Why don't we do that after? Why can't you look at me?
What is the process and purpose of leg lengthening surgery?
Why aren't you looking at me?
It's Mel's segment, and yeah, take it away, Mel.
Okay, so that's mogging. What's that got to do with the downstairs department?
What is Mitch's unique crusade about?
So look maxing is a thing, right? And then guys try and, they alter their faces. It's ridiculous.
How does the 90s quiz recap highlight pop culture?
It's so stupid. Like breaking. Breaking their jaws with micro fractures so they heal thicker. Yeah. It's weird. So there's this guy. And those people, sorry, that are at the front of those look like knobs.
Absolute knobs.
What wedding dramas have led to memorable stories?
You wouldn't even want to look like that.
They don't even look like what you would necessarily deem an attractive man.
No. It's too far.
I've been look maxing you guys for years now.
Naturally.
Yeah, I haven't even had to do anything. It's wild. So you got that with your face smiles. All these stories about the downstairs department, is it happening down there too?
It is.
Now, there is a famous look-maxer called Clavicula. Clavicula? Anyway, that's his name. His real name is Braden Eric Peters. He's a streamer, right? He went on Logan Paul. You know the Paul brothers? Logan Paul's got a podcast called Impulsive, right? Oh, that's good. He's 20 years old, this look, Max. He uses weighted shopping bags from his D to stretch his suspensory ligament. It's the ligament that controls the angle and lift of the D. Is that like what Conor McGregor was allegedly doing in that photo? With the weights. He had an erection in his wardrobe and was hanging weights off it. D-maxing. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah. Is this why you go to the gym so much, Miles? well I don't so it's shopping bags I've been asked to stop doing it you know like when you come home from the grocery store and you've got to try and get all the bags in one lift and then you put like three or four in one hand three or four in the other and there's always sometimes one bag left perfect put it on your knob just one picking you for one
Not the... Can you put the heavy one on? I've got the heavy one on my knob. I've got the one with, like, the milk and the frozen... The tin food. And the legs of lamb. Yeah.
You know?
I don't know why I dropped my voice down like that. Is that a brisket on your dick? Oh, sorry.
And is it working? Have you got, like, obliques on your dick?
No. Oh. You don't have obliques there, mate.
No. Also, I found the erection gets quite low because the ligament's so stretched, it can't go up. You can't go up. That's another problem. It goes across because the ligament is too stretched. Have you still got that real weird hook? No, I've kinked that out. I buffed it out because I hung a brisket off it and a corn silverside. A great story.
Really good story. Roger loves corn silverside. I love it.
Roger's downstairs is actually referred to as a slow cooker, which is one of the best places for a silverside. It's got a high sodium content too, like silverside. What do we learn from that? Nothing. Just don't do it. Don't hang things off your D, all right?
Don't do it.
Thanks, man. We talked about the Knicks, the New York Knicks. The greatest comeback in a playoff game, is that right, Miles? We're talking the Eastern Conference Finals. Top four, biggest in Knicks history, just amazing. The odds were stacked against them. They were done. They were done.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What workouts does Willy recommend for fitness enthusiasts?
0:00–0:24
2
What are some of the greatest comebacks in sports history?
0:24–0:41
3
What unexpected events have happened at weddings?
0:41–0:52
4
Who is David Nyika and what are his achievements?
0:52–1:06
5
What is the process and purpose of leg lengthening surgery?
1:06–1:13
6
What is Mitch's unique crusade about?
1:13–1:20
7
How does the 90s quiz recap highlight pop culture?
1:20–1:31
8
What wedding dramas have led to memorable stories?
1:31–49:42