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THE MORNING SHIFT

Battle Of The Bangers - Old School Vs New School

25 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What inspired the Old School vs New School battle for NZ Music Month?

1.702 - 12.148 Brook

I used to have dreams of making the NBA. And I know they fell apart. But one part of that dream does kind of live on because I said, if I ever make the NBA, I'm going to smell nice. So I can still smell nice.

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Chapter 2: What are some funny moments from the Red Bull Studio?

12.709 - 14.951 Brook

And the place I go to smell nice is Kim's warehouse. I don't think you put enough on.

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15.031 - 24.081 Unknown

Obviously. I don't usually, you don't smell bad at all. You don't smell bad at all, ever. But I don't remember smelling you and being like, spray more, spray more.

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24.502 - 30.469 Brook

Bro, we had a fascinating conversation. Do you guys have, in your car right now, moisturiser, deodorant?

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30.489 - 34.373 Unknown

You know I don't have moisturiser. I'm the only one. No, no, no, I'm the only one.

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34.393 - 35.995 Brook

I need to moisturise more. You do, Mark?

36.595 - 46.277 Unknown

Yep. Downstairs when I was stranded. Same, same, same. I have moisturizer, deodorant, perfume, toothpaste, toothbrush. Oh, you got your floss in there.

Chapter 3: What are the criteria for judging old vs new kiwi bangers?

46.417 - 52.571 Unknown

And my favorite G-string. Ready to go. All brought from Chemist Warehouse, proud sponsors of The Morning Shift.

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55.538 - 57.763 Jordan

Rolling with Chemist Warehouse.

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61.523 - 88.596 Brook

Let's go. Never fold. Ten toes down, baby. You know who it is. I'm trying to be like you, mother. Shush. It's too late to turn back now. Don't worry, just don't bite you immediately. Yes, God, a good morning, good evening, and everything in between. It's Adventurous Tuesday, and we're here for our morning shift. It's from our misters to our sisters.

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89.277 - 91.48 Brook

We're back for another show, just in case you missed us.

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Chapter 4: How do the hosts define 'adult L's'?

91.46 - 114.651 Unknown

I hope you did it in the cartoon. And if we ain't number one in the charts, hopefully we number one in your hearts.

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114.791 - 118.075 Brook

Let's get it, get it.

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119.776 - 124.264 Unknown

I'm having one of those rare moments in the week, early in the week. I feel good, man.

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124.344 - 124.805 Brook

I feel really good.

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124.825 - 129.433 Unknown

You do have a pep in your step. Finally. We need it. We need it. We all need it. Yeah.

Chapter 5: How do the hosts reflect on their personal experiences with music?

129.854 - 146.281 Unknown

Need a peptide. How are you, Mark? Good? Yeah, very, very well. I feel like I'm full of good, fresh fruit. What? Good, fresh fruit. That's a funny story, though. That's a funny story because we're at the Red Bull Studios. Thank you. They're allowing us. They're allowing us to use the studio.

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146.321 - 168.74 Unknown

Now, I don't know if the fruit is complimentary in the kitchen, but because we have self-respect, Brooke, you need to be here a week before you start helping yourself to, you know. I agree, Jordan. The things that they pay staff for and the privileges that they have. Bro, I've just had Mark, Mark. See, now that I'm understanding where I was supposed to be, Mark set me up. What? Tell me.

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168.92 - 175.96 Unknown

Mark set me up. Tell me. What the? He wanted you to eat something, eh? I've been out there. Well, he gave that to you?

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175.98 - 183.208 Brook

No, he said, come with me, come with me, come with me. He walked me down there. He walked me right to the fruits. He planted me there.

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183.469 - 204.812 Unknown

I noticed there was company around when I started grabbing my turn. You didn't grab anything. Do you know what's even worse? Mark, you ****. Do you know what's even worse? You ****. Brooke, he was in here. He'd snuck fruit in his hoodie. He ate it on your seat. But guess what he ate? He ate a pear, he ate a Granny Smith apple, and he ate a banana. All on that seat.

205.838 - 221.561 Unknown

Red Bull, we are sorry that the fruit allocation that you have allocated to your staff has had a huge dent in it by Mateo Mark and also Brooke Rusco. Yeah, apologies. Thank you again for allowing us to have the space to be able to book us from.

221.581 - 227.509 Brook

But the fruit is good though, Mark. Red Bull gives you what? Wings. Gives you wings. Gives you wings. And fruit.

227.489 - 253.108 Unknown

red bull gives you fruit no no they don't no they will red bull will give us fruit to their staff they do like family bro family hey what's on the show for you today chef nation i have an exciting uh break today now where the heck did alter or music month go i feel like it's just gone down whoever's in charge of that budget whoever's in charge of that campaign you haven't seen it anywhere i haven't seen much of it either haven't seen it anywhere

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We need to support our local artists, so.

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